The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 09 Jun 2015, 7:56 am

First topic message reminder :

5. Civic

by **seanmichaels** Wed 10 Jun 2015, 1:44 pm

Rowley wrote:is five called Notorious Sean?

No. Big clue, it samples Diana Ross's 'I'm coming out'.

by Guest Wed 10 Jun 2015, 1:46 pm

Galted wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Shut up, Galted, Chris Evans did NOT compose the soundtrack to Last Exit To Brooklyn.

PS Always Hated Selby Jr's writing as I, for one, like punctuation occasionally.

I meant that Jeff composed it.

I also found the punctuation paucity f*cking annoying. Still easier to read than Joyce though.

Didn't realize Yootha Joyce had ever written anything, thought she was ostensibly famous for "George and Mildred"

by Rowley Wed 10 Jun 2015, 1:48 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:is five called Notorious Sean?

No. Big clue, it samples Diana Ross's 'I'm coming out'.

Is it Bad Boy? The one with him and Puff Daddy on, if not I really have exhausted my knowledge.

by Rowley Wed 10 Jun 2015, 1:49 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Shut up, Galted, Chris Evans did NOT compose the soundtrack to Last Exit To Brooklyn.

PS Always Hated Selby Jr's writing as I, for one, like punctuation occasionally.

Why not read Selby and then read some posts by Truss, the lack of punctuation will be more than compensated.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 10 Jun 2015, 1:50 pm

it is Mo Money Mo Problems.
So FARA way
TRAIN in Vain
Keep on RUNNING
Magic AMERICA

You lot are rubbish

by Guest Wed 10 Jun 2015, 1:56 pm

Rowley wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Shut up, Galted, Chris Evans did NOT compose the soundtrack to Last Exit To Brooklyn.

PS Always Hated Selby Jr's writing as I, for one, like punctuation occasionally.

Why not read Selby and then read some posts by Truss, the lack of punctuation will be more than compensated.

It's like saying "stab yourself repeatedly then shoot yourself to compensate for the lack of noise the knife makes"

basically

two wrongs don't make a right

by Rowley Wed 10 Jun 2015, 1:57 pm

I should have got Keep on Running, I like the Spencer Davis Band, very disappointing.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 10 Jun 2015, 2:01 pm

I have just been reading up about Selby. My uncles worked in the shipyards there. Did you know the green peace vessel Rainbow Warrior was built and launched there? Tommy Cannon of Cannon and Ball is from Selby as is former Chelsea, Watford and GRIMSBY TOWN goal keeper Steve Sherwood who was married to my uncle's wife and is the father of my cousin.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 10 Jun 2015, 2:08 pm

This is good stuff. It is also the birthplace of William the Conqueror's first son who later became King Henry I. The abbey was chartered bry William the Conqueror and his missus to commemorate the occasion.

by Rowley Thu 11 Jun 2015, 7:37 am

Fourth in the rankings, being behind the last round of the CC is not too bad, but trance and frigging Queen! oh the shame.

First, although obviously celebrating such nonsense is beneath me.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:14 am

Great thread split.

by Adam D Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:07 am

Does anyone know who the actor is in the new Compare the Market adverts?

by **seanmichaels** Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:09 am

Adam D wrote:Does anyone know who the actor is in the new Compare the Market adverts?

Sergei?

by **superflyweight** Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:10 am

Adam D wrote:Does anyone know who the actor is in the new Compare the Market adverts?

No.

by kingraf Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:31 am

Damn South East Asian men keep trying to pick me up on Facebook. Shah, how does one deal with your people's rampant down low homosexuality?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:35 am

kingraf wrote:Damn South East Asian men keep trying to pick me up on Facebook. Shah, how does one deal with your people's rampant down low homosexuality?

You have a C*ntbook account.

You deserve everything you get.

by kingraf Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:45 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:Damn South East Asian men keep trying to pick me up on Facebook. Shah, how does one deal with your people's rampant down low homosexuality?

You have a C*ntbook account.

You deserve everything you get.

Bog off Tiña. Facebook has its advantages. I got a ticket to the Oosthuizen fight on Saturday for free through Facebook from a guy I'd never met.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:46 am

kingraf wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:Damn South East Asian men keep trying to pick me up on Facebook. Shah, how does one deal with your people's rampant down low homosexuality?

You have a C*ntbook account.

You deserve everything you get.

Bog off Tiña. Facebook has its advantages. I got a ticket to the Oosthuizen fight on Saturday for free through Facebook from a guy I'd never met.

That's called 'grooming', Raf. You've never met him, but he will be bumming you senseless after the fight.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:45 am

I am not Bonecrusher and I've never had laminitis.

by Guest Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:47 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:Damn South East Asian men keep trying to pick me up on Facebook. Shah, how does one deal with your people's rampant down low homosexuality?

You have a C*ntbook account.

You deserve everything you get.

Bog off Tiña. Facebook has its advantages. I got a ticket to the Oosthuizen fight on Saturday for free through Facebook from a guy I'd never met.

That's called 'grooming', Raf. You've never met him, but he will be bumming you senseless before, during and after the fight....and you'll f*cking love it, you bender

by **seanmichaels** Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:49 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:I am not Bonecrusher and I've never had laminitis.

Holiday LD?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 11 Jun 2015, 11:15 am

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:I am not Bonecrusher and I've never had laminitis.

Holiday LD?

No sean. Just having a break... courtesy of...

Hang on. A possum just lit off a flare outside.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 11 Jun 2015, 1:36 pm

kingraf wrote:Damn South East Asian men keep trying to pick me up on Facebook. Shah, how does one deal with your people's rampant down low homosexuality?

In days past we used to throw em off roof buildings but now we've gentrified and force them to have sex changes

by Guest Thu 11 Jun 2015, 3:26 pm

Taken from the BBC's website

"Blur's gig at the Empress Ballroom in Blackpool had to be halted on Wednesday night when a barrier in front of the stage gave way.

The collapse was apparently triggered by a mosh pit which formed during the second song, There's No Other Way.

Singer Damon Albarn stopped the song and asked fans to step back to allow the staff to repair the faulty barrier.

A 10-minute delay followed.

"It's the worst thing that could have happened," said Albarn, apologising to fans afterwards.

"Well, unless something had happened," he added."

Blur...mosh pit...WTF...it's a dark day indeed however not as dark as the time I saw a young woman on tv giving the devil horns sign at an Adele concert!

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 11 Jun 2015, 4:08 pm

Great quote though. The only thing worse than a broken barrier is "something" happening.

by Guest Thu 11 Jun 2015, 4:33 pm

He got that line from the safety spokesman at Alton Towers

by Rowley Thu 11 Jun 2015, 4:46 pm

I once saw Blur live for £1.50.

by Guest Thu 11 Jun 2015, 4:48 pm

You were ripped off

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 11 Jun 2015, 5:49 pm

Better than going to an Oasis gig with a copy of Fever Pitch.

by Guest Thu 11 Jun 2015, 5:52 pm

What if it was a hardback copy and you used it to hit people over the head whilst screaming "This book is sh!t so is this music and SO ARE YOU!"?

by Rowley Thu 11 Jun 2015, 5:57 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Better than going to an Oasis gig with a copy of Fever Pitch.

I saw Oasis for £3.50 as well.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 11 Jun 2015, 6:05 pm

DAVE667 wrote:What if it was a hardback copy and you used it to hit people over the head whilst screaming "This book is sh!t so is this music and SO ARE YOU!"?

This is why you were banned from the after school book club

by Rowley Fri 12 Jun 2015, 7:56 am

Morning all. First, although celebrating such nonsense is beneath me, obviously.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Jun 2015, 8:03 am

Rowley wrote:Morning all. First, although celebrating such nonsense is beneath me, obviously.

First the worst, second the best. Third the one with hairy chest.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 8:15 am

I have a hairy chest although i recently had it groomed along with some hair removal.

by Rowley Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:00 am

Shaving anywhere below the neck is unacceptable Sean.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:05 am

Rowley wrote:Shaving anywhere below the neck is unacceptable Sean.

I get patches on my back/shoulder which I have to get rid off once or twice a year. The rest I just do with clippers on their highest setting. I have a manly rug I just don't want stuff nesting in there. Used to wax the chest but I try to be cautious of the sun these days and it also doesn't suit the middle aged spread.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:08 am

I think having a hairy back is unacceptable.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:10 am

seanmichaels wrote:I think having a hairy back is unacceptable.

Who would you say has the hairiest back of all CC members?

Got to be Jeff?

Although I reckon superfly has a good covering of ginge all over?

by Rowley Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:10 am

It is manly. Shaving below the neck is one small step on a rocky road, you'll be getting a fake tan and highlights before you know it.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:13 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I think having a hairy back is unacceptable.

Who would you say has the hairiest back of all CC members?

Got to be Jeff?

Although I reckon superfly has a good covering of ginge all over?

Jeff definitely and serialDave. Reckon Galted had a spine warmer but Galtova probably saw to that first (prior to moving on to his sh!t dress sense).

by **superflyweight** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:13 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I think having a hairy back is unacceptable.

Who would you say has the hairiest back of all CC members?

Got to be Jeff?

Although I reckon superfly has a good covering of ginge all over?

I keep myself perfectly shorn all over at all times. It's exhilarating.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:14 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I think having a hairy back is unacceptable.

Who would you say has the hairiest back of all CC members?

Got to be Jeff?

Although I reckon superfly has a good covering of ginge all over?

Jeff definitely and serialDave. Reckon Galted had a spine warmer but Galtova probably saw to that first (prior to moving on to his sh!t dress sense).

Not sure about Serial. He is bald on top so might not have a body warmer.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:15 am

Re superfly, I reckon he is pale, hairless and pasty. Most jocks are that way.

Feck, how can I forget Shah? He probably braids his back hair.....

by Rowley Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:17 am

I am very hirsute and completely unshaved. Literally the only time I have ever shaved below the neck is when I had my tattoo done.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:17 am

seanmichaels wrote:but Galtova probably saw to that first (prior to moving on to his sh!t dress sense).

Get the easy jobs done first.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:18 am

This is one of the most homoerotic starts to a CC Friday we have had.

by Rowley Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:18 am

seanmichaels wrote: Reckon Galted had a spine warmer but Galtova probably saw to that first (prior to moving on to his sh!t dress sense).

You're going to throw stones in that glass house Sean, really?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:23 am

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote: Reckon Galted had a spine warmer but Galtova probably saw to that first (prior to moving on to his sh!t dress sense).

You're going to throw stones in that glass house Sean, really?

Leave Sean alone. He deflects the attention from my shirt/jumper combos.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:24 am

seanmichaels wrote:Re superfly, I reckon he is pale, hairless and pasty. Most jocks are that way.

Feck, how can I forget Shah? He probably braids his back hair.....

Aye. I'd drink to that.

Spoiler:

False alarm last night mate. It was wearing a Guns N Roses t-shirt. All OK.

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