The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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5. Civic

Rowley wrote:If you ever get the Jon Ronson book from the library you will understand who Bilderberg are. They are the shadowy organisation conspiracy theorists believe run the world.

I know what Bilderberg is, I just couldn't be sure whether Jules was messing around or I was missing something obvious.

Thanks for patronising me though.

It is not that shadowy any more... They are on the news about where their meetings are now held.

Pretty shoddy shaddowy

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Huey Morgan is a fat b*stard these days.

Saw the Fun Loving Criminals live once, they were alright. He is a good front man.

Thought he was a bit of a bell end on Buzzcocks the time he stormed off. In hindsight I reckon 3 hours of filming with let's get down with the trumpets would pi55me off as well.

Missus listens to his radio 6 show at the weekend. Quite a good mix of stuff he plays, ideal for a radox infused soak.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:If you ever get the Jon Ronson book from the library you will understand who Bilderberg are. They are the shadowy organisation conspiracy theorists believe run the world.

I know what Bilderberg is, I just couldn't be sure whether Jules was messing around or I was missing something obvious.

Thanks for patronising me though.

I thought Bilderberg was a south african sausage.

Wasn't trying to be patronising, did not get why Jules was making the reference myself. Also did not know how well known Bilderberg are, obviously me and onetwo are in the know, but they operate in the shadows, although on reflection you're that rich you probably attend the meetings.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:If you ever get the Jon Ronson book from the library you will understand who Bilderberg are. They are the shadowy organisation conspiracy theorists believe run the world.

I know what Bilderberg is, I just couldn't be sure whether Jules was messing around or I was missing something obvious.

Thanks for patronising me though.

patronising? Are you sure thats the word you meant to use?

Rowley wrote:Wasn't trying to be patronising, did not get why Jules was making the reference myself. Also did not know how well known Bilderberg are, obviously me and onetwo are in the know, but they operate in the shadows, although on reflection you're that rich you probably attend the meetings.

You're a moron sometimes.

Now please answer my question on whether Huey Morgan is known as a great guitarist? I'm interested.

It means talking down to people Adam, so it probably is.

Sometimes I just say stuff as it occurs to me, a propos of nothing.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Now please answer my question on whether Huey Morgan is known as a great guitarist?  I'm interested.

I would say he's a lyricist who tries to sing and play guitar.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Now please answer my question on whether Huey Morgan is known as a great guitarist?  I'm interested.

I would say he's a lyricist who tries to sing and play guitar.

I wasn't asking you. I was asking Jeff. Someone who knows a little bit about music.

I know as much as Jeff, I just don't dwell in obscure genres

He was good in M*A*S*H.
And captained England well in the cricket yesterday.

The honest answer is I don't know Tina, like you have never really read anything to suggest he is held in huge regard as a guitarist, suspect he was picked because he is comfortable in front of the camera and was willing to do it.

seanmichaels wrote:I know as much as Jeff, I just don't dwell in obscure genres

I'd be shocked if you tie your own shoelaces in the morning.

Missus's boss stayed over last night. He had been to a pub quiz where they gave each team a set of plasticine and they had to make a London tube station. Brilliant idea. I would have been all over cockfosters.....

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I know as much as Jeff, I just don't dwell in obscure genres

I'd be shocked if you tie your own shoelaces in the morning.

I do but I must admit they do come undone several times throughout the day.

Name the racing driver who has competed in the most F1 Grand Prix without winning the world championship.

seanmichaels wrote:Name the racing driver who has competed in the most F1 Grand Prix without winning the world championship.

Huey Morgan

Rowley wrote:The honest answer is I don't know Tina, like you have never really read anything to suggest he is held in huge regard as a guitarist, suspect he was picked because he is comfortable in front of the camera and was willing to do it.

Fair enough. He talked a good game yesterday, all sorts of technical sh*t that I couldn't understand.

But maybe it was more his personality. The other two 'experts' were very good.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Name the racing driver who has competed in the most F1 Grand Prix without winning the world championship.

Huey Morgan

It is good but it is not right.

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Name the racing driver who has competed in the most F1 Grand Prix without winning the world championship.

Huey Morgan

It is good but it is not right.

Morgan Fairchild?

They should have got SLASH in, that would have been funny.

Rowley wrote:They should have got SLASH in, that would have been funny.

Or RICHIE SAMBORA. Would have got SerialDAVE interested at least.

The guy from BUSTED was METAL. CHARLIE SIMPSON.

The angry kiwi went to Birmingham and back yesterday to see NZ get torn a new one by all his most hated cricketers. He must have got some sun as his head is more crimson than usual. Not been a good few days for him with Hamilton winning. Pity Murray couldn't have won the French to add to his displeasure.

Anyone James Last?

rick_dagless wrote:Anyone James Last?

First

Connection required. Affurs:

1. Here I am again in this mean old town, And you're so far away from me. And where are you when the sun goes down, You're so far away from me.

2. Hey, hey, hey everyone is talking about me, It makes me feel so sad. Hey, hey, hey everyone is laughing at me, It makes me feel so bad.

3. Now I got a job, But it don't pay. I need new clothes, I need somewhere to stay. But without all these things I can do, But without your love I won't make it through

4. Bill Barret has a simple dream, He calls it his plan B. Buildings in the sky and the air is sugar free, And everyone is very friendly.

5. No info, for the, DEA. Federal agents mad cause I'm flagrant. Tap my cell, and the phone in the basement. My team supreme, stay clean. Triple beam lyrical dream, I be that

If I suggested to the wife that we watch the guitar equivalent of X-Factor/Britain's Got Talent, her eyes would roll round in her head like the reels on a fruit machine. She fails to see the difference between a bunch of semi talented nobodies noodling on guitars who will never become famous and the plethora of "I'm doing it for my gran who just got a machete in the face backstage" blubbing frickwads warbling onstage who will also never become famous (or for very long). However it's all moot as we don't have SKY therefore no access to SKY ARTS and I don't care enough to download the episodes and watch them. I can't play guitar and whilst I have an admiration for those who do, I also f*cking hate the smug c*nts with a passion. Makes listening to Metal more difficult than it would ordinarily.

Afternoon, bastards!

Sky Arts is really good.

I watched Hall and Oates in concert on there on Saturday night. Rock n Roll indeed.

4 is Magic america by the Blur

5 Is something by Biggie Smalls, but that is the absolute limit of my rap knowledge 

3 is Stand by Me by The clash

Adam D wrote:
I watched Hall and Oates in concert on there on Saturday night.

W&nker

seanmichaels wrote:

1. Here I am again in this mean old town, And you're so far away from me. And where are you when the sun goes down, You're so far away from me.

So Far Away.  Dire Straits.

Come on, Jeff.  Just get the abuse out of the way and we can move on.

Can't do it Tina. TSMR was listening to Chris Evans on the way into work and he played a song. I said I quite liked it only for him to reveal at the end it was the new song by Mark Knopfler. One glass house I can not throw stones in any more.

Rowley wrote:Can't do it Tina. TSMR was listening to Chris Evans on the way into work and he played a song. I said I quite liked it only for him to reveal at the end it was the new song by Mark Knopfler. One glass house I can not throw stones in any more.

That has turned my frown upside down.

I'd have crashed the car had TSMR not been in it with me. For an elitist music snob such as myself this is about as bad as it gets.

I'd have punched her in the neck for having Chris Evans on in the car...he's a c*nt!

Just remember peeps, f*ck the Police... (Sting last though obviously)

Agree Dave, I normally repay her by listening to jazz on the way home, knowing how much she hates it.

Rowley wrote:Agree Dave, I normally repay her by listening to jazz on the way home, knowing how much she hates it.

So does Johnny

Rowley wrote:Can't do it Tina. TSMR was listening to Chris Evans on the way into work and he played a song. I said I quite liked it only for him to reveal at the end it was the new song by Mark Knopfler. One glass house I can not throw stones in any more.

He composed the Last Exit To Brooklyn soundtrack which is a work of genius.

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:Can't do it Tina. TSMR was listening to Chris Evans on the way into work and he played a song. I said I quite liked it only for him to reveal at the end it was the new song by Mark Knopfler. One glass house I can not throw stones in any more.

He composed the Last Exit To Brooklyn soundtrack which is a work of genius.

You should check out 'Guitar' George he knows all the chords. Mind he's strictly rhythm he doesn't want to make it cry or sing.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Agree Dave, I normally repay her by listening to jazz on the way home, knowing how much she hates it.

So does Johnny

I wish I could turn back the clock and avoid that joke

Shut up, Galted, Chris Evans did NOT compose the soundtrack to Last Exit To Brooklyn.

PS Always Hated Selby Jr's writing as I, for one, like punctuation occasionally.

seanmichaels wrote:Connection required. Affurs:

1. Here I am again in this mean old town, And you're so far away from me. And where are you when the sun goes down, You're so far away from me. Windows So Far Away

2. Hey, hey, hey everyone is talking about me, It makes me feel so sad. Hey, hey, hey everyone is laughing at me, It makes me feel so bad.

3. Now I got a job, But it don't pay. I need new clothes, I need somewhere to stay. But without all these things I can do, But without your love I won't make it through

4. Bill Barret has a simple dream, He calls it his plan B. Buildings in the sky and the air is sugar free, And everyone is very friendly. Magic Ameica JEFF

5. No info, for the, DEA. Federal agents mad cause I'm flagrant.  Tap my cell, and the phone in the basement. My team supreme, stay clean. Triple beam lyrical dream, I be that

Jeff half right with the clash (wrong song) and Notorious BIG

DAVE667 wrote:Shut up, Galted, Chris Evans did NOT compose the soundtrack to Last Exit To Brooklyn.

PS Always Hated Selby Jr's writing as I, for one, like punctuation occasionally.

I meant that Jeff composed it.

I also found the punctuation paucity f*cking annoying. Still easier to read than Joyce though.

Train in Vain then Sean, same song.

correct. jules should get number 2. but surely enough there for the connection.

is five called Notorious Sean?