The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 09 Jun 2015, 7:56 am

5. Civic

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 09 Jun 2015, 7:57 am

5. Civic

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 09 Jun 2015, 7:57 am

Did I get it?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Jun 2015, 8:05 am

Yes, but you lose marks for repetition.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 09 Jun 2015, 8:17 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Yes, but you lose marks for repetition.

As long as I don't lose Marx.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Jun 2015, 8:20 am

Aw shux.

by Guest Tue 09 Jun 2015, 10:40 am

Come on now, quit Stalin!!!!!!!!!!

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 09 Jun 2015, 10:46 am

What's with all the Russian around DAVE?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 09 Jun 2015, 11:32 am

It's all about the effort he putin rick

by Guest Tue 09 Jun 2015, 11:44 am

Sorry, just had to answer the door and let Lenin

Could have also said this will be a steep Lenin curve for some

Anyway, the phone's ringing so I Moscow

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 09 Jun 2015, 11:45 am

It is not exactly a shining tsar of a headline is it....

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Jun 2015, 12:04 pm

Terrible puns. I might Andropov this thread.

by Rowley Tue 09 Jun 2015, 12:04 pm

This is beneath me.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Jun 2015, 12:08 pm

Rowley wrote:This is beneath me.

You're just being Vasily!

by Guest Tue 09 Jun 2015, 12:15 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:This is beneath me.

You're just being Vasily!

Aye Rowley, off you Trotsky

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 10 Jun 2015, 7:05 am

Morning comrades.

Fist.

by Rowley Wed 10 Jun 2015, 7:51 am

Morning rick.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 10 Jun 2015, 8:00 am

Morning. This June heatwave we were promised is sh*te.

I've even had to get a Next jumper out this today.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 10 Jun 2015, 8:00 am

who got the split?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 10 Jun 2015, 8:04 am

Morning Jeff/Tino/sean

Tino with the classic 5. Civic I believe sean

You all not jumping on YI man's trance remix gents?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 10 Jun 2015, 8:11 am

rick_dagless wrote:

You all not jumping on YI man's trance remix gents?

I'd rather jump on Ann Widdecombe than listen to trance. Or any 'house' music for that matter.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 10 Jun 2015, 8:11 am

was going to listen to it this morning but missus was still asleep. assume it is sheeet?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 10 Jun 2015, 8:13 am

I have not yet had the chance, as at work, but I shall await Jules's expert critique

by **seanmichaels** Wed 10 Jun 2015, 8:15 am

i was violently sick last night. filled a whole sink then had to unblock the plug with my bare hands. not pleasant.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 10 Jun 2015, 8:21 am

Excellent, thanks for that sean... Too much Oranjeboom?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 10 Jun 2015, 8:43 am

i went to docs for a skin reaction I have on my face. the component of the cream is similar to the stuff that alchies take to stop them drinking. the instructions say although you are not advised to drink, as it is apllied topically it shouldn't be a problem. it was.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 10 Jun 2015, 8:44 am

rick_dagless wrote:I have not yet had the chance, as at work, but I shall await Jules's expert critique

What's 'trance'?
What's a 'remix'?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 10 Jun 2015, 8:47 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:I have not yet had the chance, as at work, but I shall await Jules's expert critique

What's 'trance'?
What's a 'remix'?

Trance is a sh*te Danny Boyle film, Jules. I reviewed it on the 'Last film watched thread' this very Monday. Pop yourself over there for a read if you want a comprehensive run down on its merits, or lack of.

No idea what a 'remix' is.

by Adam D Wed 10 Jun 2015, 8:57 am

AM I the only one who was tempted to post about sean receiving cream on his face from the doctor?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:03 am

Adam D wrote:AM I the only one who was tempted to post about sean receiving cream on his face from the doctor?

It wasn't my normal doctor. She were a ho.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:04 am

Adam wrote:AM I the only one who was tempted to post about sean receiving cream on his face from the doctor?

Shah's seansense must have been tingling something rotten...

by Rowley Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:10 am

rick_dagless wrote:
You all not jumping on YI man's trance remix gents?

I had a brief listen last night, still in shock. Had to listen to a nice bit of Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers to restore my equilibrium.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:14 am

Rowley wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
You all not jumping on YI man's trance remix gents?

I had a brief listen last night, still in shock. Had to listen to a nice bit of Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers to restore my equilibrium.

There is so much wrong with this post. I don't know where to start.

by Rowley Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:22 am

The Radox Bath, my Jack Johnson book and Art restored me to a nice even keel you'll be pleased to know.

by Adam D Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:34 am

Did you have candles and a glass of chardonnay too?

by Rowley Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:35 am

I don't drink in the week Adam, and no, candles did not feature.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:37 am

Did you slip into a robe afterwards and retire to the smoking room for a cigar?

by Rowley Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:40 am

Nothing so grand I am afraid, just watched some TV with TSMR.

by Adam D Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:50 am

Rowley wrote:Nothing so grand I am afraid, just watched some TV with TSMR.

BBC4?

by Rowley Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:53 am

Adam D wrote:
Rowley wrote:Nothing so grand I am afraid, just watched some TV with TSMR.

BBC4?

Not last night, but there is an Otis Redding documentary on there on Friday I am rather looking forward to.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:53 am

I watched something called Guitar Star on Sky Arts. It was rather enjoyable.

Lots of people that could well have been SerialDAVE on it.

You know the sort. Bald head, tattoos, long goatee beards, strange earrings that make massive holes. Playing a bit of thrash METAL.

Good programme though.

by Rowley Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:56 am

I forgot that was on Tina, might catch it up on demand. Were they all METALLERS or were there other styles? Suspect the joke would wear thin if the former.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:58 am

I watched the new at 10. That Robert Peston pi55es me off. Thinks he's fecking Dr Who.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:59 am

Rowley wrote:I forgot that was on Tina, might catch it up on demand. Were they all METALLERS or were there other styles? Suspect the joke would wear thin if the former.

Lots of styles, Jeff. Classical, blues, jazz, rock. All sorts.

If you can get past Edith Bowman and her face, then it's well worth a watch. Some of the people are just amazing. It genuinely is worth watching.

Huey Morgan is a fat b*stard these days.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 10 Jun 2015, 10:00 am

If I'm offline a bit more than usual from tomorrow, it's because I'm attending Bilderberg.

by Rowley Wed 10 Jun 2015, 10:02 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Huey Morgan is a fat b*stard these days.

Saw the Fun Loving Criminals live once, they were alright. He is a good front man.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 10 Jun 2015, 10:02 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:If I'm offline a bit more than usual from tomorrow, it's because I'm attending Bilderberg.

Are you really or am I missing a joke/obscure jazz reference here?

by Rowley Wed 10 Jun 2015, 10:03 am

If you ever get the Jon Ronson book from the library you will understand who Bilderberg are. They are the shadowy organisation conspiracy theorists believe run the world.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 10 Jun 2015, 10:03 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:If I'm offline a bit more than usual from tomorrow, it's because I'm attending Bilderberg.

Are you really or am I missing a joke/obscure jazz reference here?

No and no.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 10 Jun 2015, 10:03 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Huey Morgan is a fat b*stard these days.

Saw the Fun Loving Criminals live once, they were alright. He is a good front man.

Is he known as a great guitarist? I have no idea about who is good and who isn't.

Just wondered why he was chosen as a judge, other than being a funny guy.

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