That really grinds my gears thread

[Crimey]

Removed the old one because it was full of crap.

Remember that this section is open only under the condition that it isn't used to attack others. Attacks based on religion was a big reason why it was closed the last two times, so cut it out. If you can't play nicely, don't play at all. 

Next time I'm just deleting the section, it's a waste of my time having to wade through all the crap. This thread is supposed to be light-hearted, keep it that way.

[Derbymanc]

The missus beating me every time at singstar grrrrrrrrrrr. Gonna sabotage her mic next time.

[Stella]

Office workers. I am one, but there is so much two faced BS in our office that it really does grind my gears.

[Pal Joey]

People who don't lift their feet properly when they walk.
I find the sound of shuffling soles really grating.

[TRUSSMAN66]

If I walk into a room and nobody hears me I tend to clap my hands loud....To both announce my arrival and scare the crap out of whoever is in there !!

Nasty habit I've had since I was a kid......

[Pal Joey]

I usually just pop a balloon... or paper bag. Whatever I can find.

[Stella]

If I walk into a room and nobody hears me I tend to clap my hands loud....To both announce my arrival and scare the crap out of whoever is in there !!

Nasty habit I've had since I was a kid......

bet you're popular when you go to the cinema?

[TRUSSMAN66]

If I walk into a room and nobody hears me I tend to clap my hands loud....To both announce my arrival and scare the crap out of whoever is in there !!

Nasty habit I've had since I was a kid......

bet you're popular when you go to the cinema?

Never had any luck at the flicks..............Been trying that popcorn trick with Jo for nearly thirty years and she's still not fallen for it !!

[kingraf]

I don't lift my feet when walking. It's sole destroying.

[Pal Joey]

I don't lift my feet when walking. It's sole destroying.

I know. You just glide everywhere like Jesus of Jo'burg.

[Stella]

I don't lift my feet when walking. It's sole destroying.

A shoe-in for joke of the day.

[TRUSSMAN66]

I don't lift my feet when walking. It's sole destroying.

You and loaded would have gotten off on the wrong foot..

[TRUSSMAN66]

Motorbike riders putting their lives in your hands.......

[Derbymanc]

Idiots complaining about getting a parking ticket when there's signs up everywhere about it.

Oh and on that note Councils making loads of towns car park only and then charging extortionate rates for it, and then complaining nobody goes to the town anymore.

[Rowley]

If I walk into a room and nobody hears me I tend to clap my hands loud....To both announce my arrival and scare the crap out of whoever is in there !!

Nasty habit I've had since I was a kid......

bet you're popular when you go to the cinema?

Not sure you needed to add the words "when you go to the cinema" at the end of that sentence.

[TRUSSMAN66]

People using their mobiles in the gym............

Tell my wife and eldest If they need me in an emergency phone the gym..........

No need for mobiles in the gym..

[Derbymanc]

The fact my laptop doesn't have a serial port and I need to break into a router to wipe it. Gonna have to go in the loft, find the old computer, get it down, set it up, all that for 5 mins effin work.

[Guest]

Supervisors who swank into the office lording it over you because the football team they support battered yours at the weekend. Thing is, when they get beaten, he spends all day in his office and ventures out only for a p!ss and a sandwich.

TW@T!!!!!

Probably get done by Blackburn tomorrow as well, just to f*cking ruin my week.

[TRUSSMAN66]

Could be worse you could have slipped from 2nd to 4th

[westisbest]

Could be worse you could have slipped from 2nd to 4th

Or be in a fckng relegation battle........................................................................... again.

[westisbest]

Supervisors who swank into the office lording it over you because the football team they support battered yours at the weekend. Thing is, when they get beaten, he spends all day in his office and ventures out only for a p!ss and a sandwich.

TW@T!!!!!

Probably get done by Blackburn tomorrow as well, just to f*cking ruin my week.

Thats a good one.

Man Utd fans giving it the big one when they win, blah blah.

One man utd fan was saying how they were going to beat Newcastle i think.
When they lost, he took a damn sick day, cos he would'nt be able to handle the p155 take.

Christ if I took a sick day every time Villa lost id be off half 10 months a year.

[Stella]

Till workers in shop's, who don't have the common decency to say thanks, or please. They just put their hand out waiting for the money.

[Rowley]

Christ if I took a sick day every time Villa lost id be off half 10 months a year.

Have faith Westi, you'll be in work tomorrow.

[TRUSSMAN66]

Passenger seat drivers.................

I always ask my wife If she wants to drive when we go out somewhere.......Generally because she'll be driving anyway but without the wheel.........

"Red light there"............"Watch him over there"..."You in the right gear"....."Be careful junction coming"........

[Stella]

Passenger seat drivers.................

I always ask my wife If she wants to drive when we go out somewhere.......Generally because she'll be driving anyway but without the wheel.........

"Red light there"............"Watch him over there"..."You in the right gear"....."Be careful junction coming"........

Ha, I get that, glad I'm not the only one.

[Guest]

Passenger seat drivers.................

I always ask my wife If she wants to drive when we go out somewhere.......Generally because she'll be driving anyway but without the wheel.........

"Red light there"............"Watch him over there"..."You in the right gear"....."Be careful junction coming"........

Wife's forever doing that when I'm driving...have to keep reminding her that I'm a Police approved driver but it cuts no ice with her.

"You've had two accidents in six months"

"Yes love but I was stationary and they drove into me...not my fault!"

I've got her telling me to slow down and my daughter telling me to go faster.

[Derbymanc]

Having the missus tell me she's bored and wants to do something.

'Okay sweetheart, what do you want to do'
'I'm not sure, you choose'
'Okie Dokie, lets go the park'
'no, it's too cold'
'Okay, we'll go up the toy box (fun play area with pub)'
'no it' s too far'
etc etc so on and so forth
gggggggggggggggggggggraugh

[Dolphin Ziggler]

Someone stabbed my car tyre. I hope that person gets bronchitis

[Ent]

Idiots complaining about getting a parking ticket when there's signs up everywhere about it.

Oh and on that note Councils making loads of towns car park only and then charging extortionate rates for it, and then complaining nobody goes to the town anymore.

On this note I hate councils charging for unsecured unsupervised parking - what exactly am I paying for?

[Stella]

Passenger seat drivers.................

I always ask my wife If she wants to drive when we go out somewhere.......Generally because she'll be driving anyway but without the wheel.........

"Red light there"............"Watch him over there"..."You in the right gear"....."Be careful junction coming"........

Wife's forever doing that when I'm driving...have to keep reminding her that I'm a Police approved driver but it cuts no ice with her.

"You've had two accidents in six months"

"Yes love but I was stationary and they drove into me...not my fault!"

I've got her telling me to slow down and my daughter telling me to go faster.

I did fall asleep at the wheel once, which gives the mrs lots af armoury. Nobody was hurt, thankfully.

[TRUSSMAN66]

Couple of years ago I was walking down this road when some miserable little scroat of a guy was manhandling a girl....Obviously a boyfriend/girlfriend fallout..

I said " take your f**kin hands off her right now"..............and then got a filthy foul mouthed tirade of the girl..

So I said "Carry on then mate"............

No helping some people..

[westisbest]

Christ if I took a sick day every time Villa lost id be off half 10 months a year.

Have faith Westi, you'll be in work tomorrow.

Ha Rowley.

We can do it.

[Guest]

Someone stabbed my car tyre. I hope that person gets bronchitis  

I'd be hoping that person gets stabbed

[Pal Joey]

People who overreact with unnecessary violence.

[TRUSSMAN66]

People who object to people using necessary violence.

[Galted]

When things aren't pithy mopoke.

Everything should always be pithy mopoke.

EVERYTHING!

[Pal Joey]

People who object to people using necessary violence.

Oh, that is fine with me... and sometimes necessary.

[aja424]

Cyclists.
A good healthy hobbie if done off road or on an appropriate track, but damn right dangerous on a public road.

[Stella]

Cyclists.
A good healthy hobbie if done off road or on an appropriate track, but damn right dangerous on a public road.

The same with horse riders?

[aja424]

Whom are exempt from having to clear up the poo after their horses, unlike dog owners that face a hefty fine (and rightly so).

[TRUSSMAN66]

Just up the road from us is a little wood where people sometimes park and walk their dogs...(I take Jo up there from time to time!!)...

The amount of litter you see sometimes when you go for a stroll is just disgusting....

It's not just the kids that play up there !!

[Guest]

Cyclists.
A good healthy hobbie if done off road or on an appropriate track, but damn right dangerous on a public road.

The same with horse riders?

I've seen all those jockeys getting thrown hither and thither....doesn't look safe to me

[Guest]

Just up the road from us is a little wood where people sometimes park and walk their dogs...(I take Jo up there from time to time!!)...

The amount of litter you see sometimes when you go for a stroll is just disgusting....

It's not just the kids that play up there !!

So you take your wife dogging then TRUSS?

[Derbymanc]

Going to the park after a sunny day, the crap left everywhere is disgusting. Don't mind people having a bbq but take it with you when your done.

People not cleaning up after their dogs poop, especially if it's a big dog. dirty effers.

[Stella]

Dog's off leads in public area's.

[Marco_Marky - Stuffington]

Dog's off leads in public area's.

Why is this an issue? Presumably because they are badly behaved, in which case you have a problem with badly behaved dogs, not those off leads?

[Marco_Marky - Stuffington]

Cyclists.
A good healthy hobbie if done off road or on an appropriate track, but damn right dangerous on a public road.

What annoys you about cyclists? The mess they leave when they are run over by an irresponsible driver?

Maybe if car/van/lorry drivers learn to drive properly, we wouldn't have this issue.

[TRUSSMAN66]

Dog's off leads in public area's.

Jo does like to run after a bone............But I do take a poop scoop.............I've been taking her crap for years..

[Stella]

Dog's off leads in public area's.

Why is this an issue? Presumably because they are badly behaved, in which case you have a problem with badly behaved dogs, not those off leads?

No ALL dogs who decide they want to play with you and your young kids, who don't necessarily know they just want to play. Or dogs who decide to run over your garden, cos it's fun, to which the owners says 'sorry, he doesn't mean any harm. All dogs need to be kept on leads, and all times.

[Derbymanc]

Dogs shouldn't be off leads in public places, you have a dog, you love your dog that's fantastic, show a bit of respect for people that don't especially if it's a jumpy get.

(If your in a park with an area for dogs then that's fine obv)

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