The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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What, now?

Made it to London, not been mugged yet, not seen anyone fat enough to potentially be Top hat. Have seen the usual amount of bell ends though.

Rowley wrote:Made it to London, not been mugged yet, not seen anyone fat enough to potentially be Top hat. Have seen the usual amount of bell ends though.

I can meet you at Farringdon tube station if you give me 10 minutes? I'm not a bell end.

You'll know it's me as I'll be wearing a black jumper with a dark blue shirt. Trousers and shoes.

I'll carry a rolled up Socialist Worker under my right arm to make sure you know it's me.

See you at 12:45?

I'm on my way Tina

Rowley wrote:I'm on my way Tina

You're not though, are you.

Not much. I am not particularly sure where Farringdon station is.

Rowley wrote:Not much. I am not particularly sure where Farringdon station is.

Let's just leave it then.

If you two DID meet up it would be like "Sleepless in Seattle" although probably more "Humdrum in London"

DAVE667 wrote:If you two DID meet up it would be like "Sleepless in Seattle" although probably more "Humdrum in London"

How f*cking dare you, David.

It would be like Keith Richards and Charlie Sheen the amount of drugs, alcohol and prostitutes Jeff and I would get through in a day.

How dare you.

Too right, some proper Wolf Of Wall Street, closing scene of Scarface carnage. Me and Tina are rock and roll.

Phucking abysmal. Tables smelt of vinegar, full of old people obviously eating their first warm meal of the week, and my BLT(A) had 2 rashers of precooked streaky bacon resitng upon rotting salad leaves and a slice of unripe avocado.

Places like that should be phucking shut down.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:If you two DID meet up it would be like "Sleepless in Seattle" although probably more "Humdrum in London"

How f*cking dare you, David.

It would be like Jimmy Five Bellies and Kerry Katona the amount of pies, lard and ladyboys Jeff and I would get through in a day.

How dare you.

Fixed that for ya!

seanmichaels wrote:Phucking abysmal. Tables smelt of vinegar, full of old people obviously eating their first warm meal of the week, and my BLT(A) had 2 rashers of precooked streaky bacon resitng upon rotting salad leaves and a slice of unripe avocado.

Places like that should be phucking shut down.

Avocado.

You phucking ponce.

That "unripe avocado" was actually sliced from a block of TREX

You'd probably like it in there Cane.

DAVE wrote:That "unripe avocado" was actually sliced from a block of TREX

Dining in Bradford for too long DAVE

Had a cheeseburger and 1/4 chicken from Nandos for lunch. Last week and a bit of bulking, so I gotta take advantage.

What a great OP.

Need some help. Having an argument with a Saffer. Our / my belief is that 9 times out of 10 Wales, Ireland, Aus, NZ etc consider England their biggest game in Rugby / Cricket etc. Fair point?

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE wrote:That "unripe avocado" was actually sliced from a block of TREX

Dining in Bradford for too long DAVE

You can keep your haute cuisine, pal...I only eat anything that may prevent me making it to bed the same day. The element of danger adds a spice that Ramsey and his poncey w*nk-faced cronies could only dream of.

seanmichaels wrote:Need some help. Having an argument with a Saffer. Our / my belief is that 9 times out of 10 Wales, Ireland, Aus, NZ etc consider England their biggest game in Rugby / Cricket etc. Fair point?

I would say NZ consider SA their biggest game in Union.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Need some help. Having an argument with a Saffer. Our / my belief is that 9 times out of 10 Wales, Ireland, Aus, NZ etc consider England their biggest game in Rugby / Cricket etc. Fair point?

I would say NZ consider SA their biggest game in Union.

I countered that by saying it is only in recent times since England have been poor, sA quite good.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Need some help. Having an argument with a Saffer. Our / my belief is that 9 times out of 10 Wales, Ireland, Aus, NZ etc consider England their biggest game in Rugby / Cricket etc. Fair point?

I would say NZ consider SA their biggest game in Union.

I countered that by saying it is only in recent times since England have been poor, sA quite good.

Possibly, but prior to that there is massive history between them. The banned tour to apartheid SA in the '70's and all that stuff.

Close though.

Pretty much every nation hate the English.

DAVE wrote:You can keep your haute cuisine, pal...I only eat anything that may prevent me making it to bed the same day. The element of danger adds a spice that Ramsey and his poncey w*nk-faced cronies could only dream of.

Must admit, if one of the side dishes is not a pack of Rennies then it holds little value to me...

Don't know/care about the Northern hemisphere, but NZ/SA is the biggest game for either. It goes back to the prehistoric days of kindergarten

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE wrote:You can keep your haute cuisine, pal...I only eat anything that may prevent me making it to bed the same day. The element of danger adds a spice that Ramsey and his poncey w*nk-faced cronies could only dream of.

Must admit, if one of the side dishes is not a pack of Rennies then it holds little value to me...

Rennies...stomach pump...name of a decent funeral director...what time's dinner?

Cat ignored me when I called her over to sit on my lap, she's curled up on her chair pretending to be asleep. Phuck her, smug little c*nt doesn't know she won't be getting fed tomorrow morning.  Not  by me anyway.

Happy birthday, Tino.

Galted, my cat sleeps with me and regularly stretches and scratches my armpit, which hurts, wakes me up and generally annoys me. Last night though she slept upside down, stretched and scratched my naked ball. I can honestly say I have never known pain like it.

Just been perusing the boxing board, deary me its gone downhill.

"Giraffes instead of chess" amused me though so it wasn't a total waste of time.

Rowley wrote:Galted, my cat sleeps with me and regularly stretches and scratches my armpit, which hurts, wakes me up and generally annoys me. Last night though she slept upside down, stretched and scratched my naked ball. I can honestly say I have never known pain like it.

Ouch.

Mine only attacks my feet if they stick out of the duvet so I guess I should be thankful, especially now that winter's approaching. Normally, though, she lies between my knees and I'm too polite/dozy to roll over so I often dream that I'm trapped on my back unable to move.

Rowley wrote:Galted, my cat sleeps with me and regularly stretches and scratches my armpit, which hurts, wakes me up and generally annoys me. Last night though she slept upside down, stretched and scratched my naked ball. I can honestly say I have never known pain like it.

Does she scratch your boyfriend too?

Marco_Marky - Stuffington wrote:

Rowley wrote:Galted, my cat sleeps with me and regularly stretches and scratches my armpit, which hurts, wakes me up and generally annoys me. Last night though she slept upside down, stretched and scratched my naked ball. I can honestly say I have never known pain like it.

Does she scratch your boyfriend too?

Maybe they sleep in separate wicker baskets?

Welcome aboard anyway, Stuffy.

Marco wrote:Does she scratch your boyfriend too?

Ziiiinnng, burn

Morning all, excellent work stuffy>

Happy Friday

Fist

Real men have cats. Everyone knows Galted is the most manly man on here and he has a cat. I rest my case.

Morning Rick.

Morning Jeff, do you have a good weekend ahead?

I disagree on the cats, but I refuse to start a Friday thread with negativity...

Going the cinema to see gone girl. Was meant to go the other week but TSMR was ill. What are you you up to?

The thought of jeff sleeping naked has disturbed me quite greatly.

Gone Girl is very good, jeff. Cats scratching your naked balls will be the least of your domestic worries after watching it though.

It is reasonably unpleasant superfly.

Morning super, how are the colonies?

Up to very little this weekend, Mrs Dagles is threatening to drag me to a bonfire with a series of associated sproglets, which is not good but at least I can get pie and peas.

superflyweight wrote:The thought of jeff sleeping naked has disturbed me quite greatly.  

Likewise. What a truly awful image.

Real men don't have f*cking cats either. I was really beginning to like you, Jeff. Now I find out you let a cat sleep next to your naked body.

For f*cks sake.

At least Galt(ed) wears cargo pants in bed.

Morning all.

I have two cats Tino. I bet that tears you apart (again).

JuliusHMarx wrote:I have two cats Tino. I bet that tears you apart (again).

I knew that, you've told me that before.

It doesn't really tear me apart as I see you as a refined gentleman who strokes his cats whilst wearing a smoking jacket and a top hat.

And I like you. A lot.

I was beginning to like Jeff. I am currently reassessing that.

I have two cats, they are black ones.

I wanted to call them Frank & Lennox but they are girls.

Union Cane wrote:I have two cats, they are black ones.

I wanted to call them Frank & Lennox but they are girls.

Oh for heavens sake.

Sean has cats as well.

Rick? Please tell me you don't?

No...

No cats, I dont like them the arrogant little 5h1tbags

rick_dagless wrote:No...

No cats, I dont like them the arrogant little 5h1tbags

Right to the top. Right to the f*cking top.

Clear proof that the North West breeds the realist of real men in the UK.

You could call the one you were going to call Frank, Kellie if that helps?

Tino wrote:Clear proof that the North West breeds the realist of real men in the UK.

Agreed...

Speaking of which I noticed that the View has a "Too Kinky" reunion on Halloween, the very last one, ever.

Was tempted, but alas did not make it.

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Clear proof that the North West breeds the realist of real men in the UK.

Agreed...

Speaking of which I noticed that the View has a "Too Kinky" reunion on Halloween, the very last one, ever.

Was tempted, but alas did not make it.

My god, how did you even find out about that? You're not on the mailing list are you?

Not sure I could face going back in there. Too many painful memories. I'm worried my rash would flare up again.

Tino wrote:My god, how did you even find out about that? You're not on the mailing list are you?

Not sure I could face going back in there. Too many painful memories. I'm worried my rash would flare up again.

By Jove no! But on the social network site that must not be mentioned (along with golf) a lot of "friends" on said site, do not appear to have moved on/grown up. And were getting very giddy about it.