The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **superflyweight** Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:35 am

First topic message reminder :

~~Beautiful - well played~~ Eat it Tina.

Yeah, I agree. eat it Tina.

by **Union Cane** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:52 pm

She a big Arsenal fan then?

by Guest Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:54 pm

She's got a big ar$e now by all accounts

by kingraf Thu 15 Jan 2015, 1:16 pm

No she got chubby, not fat. I don't date fatties... and she's a United fan.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 1:28 pm

Spoiler:

by **Union Cane** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 1:31 pm

Spoiler:

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 1:33 pm

With tips of gold and dyed in mould
Was kingraf clearly in display
the sun would shine and he would whine
about being approached by gay by gay

He was in love with a girl we knew
she left him for a muscled oaf
he whined some more forevermore
and wailed in tune to meatloaf

Then the woman put on weight by ton
At a rate generously described as brisk
so kingraf tales of woe he spun
about the woman from 'A passion of the crisp'

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 1:34 pm

Sorry.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 1:35 pm

Spoiler:

by Rowley Thu 15 Jan 2015, 2:14 pm

Killed another one Sean?

by **seanmichaels** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 2:17 pm

Rowley wrote:Killed another one Sean?

I just had a browse through the forum to see if you guys are deliberately taking the conversation elsewhere to spite me.

by **Union Cane** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 2:21 pm

It is in the mod section, which you can't access.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 2:26 pm

Showbiz

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by **Union Cane** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 2:30 pm

Billy Ray Cyrus

by **seanmichaels** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 2:31 pm

Union Cane wrote:Billy Ray Cyrus

too easy?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 2:33 pm

That one was pretty straightforward mate...

by **seanmichaels** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 2:43 pm

Britain

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by **Union Cane** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 2:51 pm

oFFAH'S dYKE?

by **Union Cane** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 2:51 pm

Oops, slapcock!

by **seanmichaels** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 2:52 pm

correct

by **Union Cane** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 2:55 pm

Sport

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by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:03 pm

Can't see the first picture, so is it Gareth Bale?

by **Union Cane** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:07 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Can't see the first picture, so is it Gareth Bale?

Yes. The first picture was Gareth, but it has spazzed out for me as well now.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:13 pm

Dullard.

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by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:14 pm

Film/book character

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by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:15 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Dullard.

Spoiler:

Very good!

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:17 pm

Fletcher Christian

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:19 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Fletcher Christian

Yep.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:24 pm

where does fletcher come from?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:31 pm

seanmichaels wrote:where does fletcher come from?

A fletcher is an arrow-maker.

by **Union Cane** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:34 pm

by **seanmichaels** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:36 pm

you learn something new everyday.

why is a thunderstorm known as poor man's fertiliser in the turf world?

by Guest Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:37 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:where does fletcher come from?

A fletcher is an arrow-maker.

A felcher is something VERY different

by **Union Cane** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:41 pm

Sport

Spoiler:

by **seanmichaels** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:44 pm

Ernie Shavers?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:49 pm

Bert Cooper?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:49 pm

by Rowley Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:50 pm

This is also beneath me.

by **Union Cane** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:51 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Bert Cooper?

Yup, I've edited it now to Smokin' Bert Cooper, due to the picture for smokin'.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:52 pm

never heard of him.

by **Galted** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 5:05 pm

Sh1t on here today.

I really miss Tino, I hope he's not dead.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 5:08 pm

seanmichaels wrote:never heard of him.

Me neither to be honest.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 5:09 pm

Galted wrote:Sh1t on here today.

I really miss Tino, I hope he's not dead.

Will you be going to see any of these Galted?
https://whatson.bfi.org.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=marxbrothers

by **Galted** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 5:21 pm

Might do, have only seen Duck Soup which is pretty phucking funny regardless of being so old. Galtova seems to have developed an interest in films from the 30s & 40s which will help my cause.

You going or is it a bit awkward seeing yourself on screen?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 5:30 pm

Too far for me. I've seen Duck Soup and A Night at The Opera on the big screen before.

If you have to pick one, Horse Feathers would be my recommendation. I watched The Cocoanuts on DVD the other night - there's a bit too much of it that doesn't have the brothers in at all -so they could bill it as 'all-singing, all-dancing' etc.

by kingraf Thu 15 Jan 2015, 7:35 pm

Bugger off Shah... you can be quite cruel when you're not beheading infidels.

by **Galted** Thu 15 Jan 2015, 11:36 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Too far for me. I've seen Duck Soup and A Night at The Opera on the big screen before.

If you have to pick one, Horse Feathers would be my recommendation. I watched The Cocoanuts on DVD the other night - there's a bit too much of it that doesn't have the brothers in at all -so they could bill it as 'all-singing, all-dancing' etc.

Apologies for abandoning what was shaping up to be an interesting chat but I was reminded that we had tickets to the Russian evening at the Royal Albert Hall (Tchaikovsky and Mussorgsky for Jeff's information). Could've been disastrous for my balls if I'd forgotten.

by Rowley Fri 16 Jan 2015, 7:26 am

Nice to see the culture cup is not just a way to waste time to some of us Galted and that you live and breath it in every waking moment. You're what this place is all about.

Morning all, first, although obviously that matters little to me.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 16 Jan 2015, 7:30 am

Morning Jeff, happy Friday, all set for the weekend?

Second

by Rowley Fri 16 Jan 2015, 7:35 am

Yes mate, still absolutely skint after Christmas so doing not a lot other that watching films. What have you got planned in the crazy hub of activity that is Bradford?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 16 Jan 2015, 7:43 am

Hectic weekend here to be honest Jeff, as well as enjoying all the cultural delights of Bradford, I am out in Skipton for a friends Birthday, and a local pub is shutting down, so it is a case of drink the place dry.

Fun times

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