The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:30 am

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Fri 08 Feb 2013, 10:24 pm

I think we should take these on tour
On the back of a big four-by-four
We could right them on huge great big sheets

by Guest Fri 08 Feb 2013, 10:28 pm

I think we should take these on tour
On the back of a big four-by-four
We could right them on huge great big sheets
There'd be no empty seats

by **Kenny** Fri 08 Feb 2013, 10:30 pm

I think we should take these on tour
On the back of a big four-by-four
We could right them on huge great big sheets
There'd be no empty seats
We could even charge a fiver on the door

by Guest Fri 08 Feb 2013, 10:33 pm

They'd be queueing for days just to hear

by **Kenny** Sat 09 Feb 2013, 10:59 am

They'd be queueing for days just to hear
Packed right in from the front to the rear

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 09 Feb 2013, 1:10 pm

They'd be queueing for days just to hear
Packed right in from the front to the rear
We'd be sold out for weeks

by Guest Sat 09 Feb 2013, 2:33 pm

They'd be queueing for days just to hear
Packed right in from the front to the rear
We'd be sold out for weeks
I'd be worshipped by Freeks!

by **Kenny** Sat 09 Feb 2013, 3:02 pm

They'd be queueing for days just to hear
Packed right in from the front to the rear
We'd be sold out for weeks
I'd be worshipped by Freeks!
If that happens i'll buy you a beer

by Guest Sat 09 Feb 2013, 3:24 pm

by **Kenny** Sat 09 Feb 2013, 3:28 pm

We could all end up as Stars

by **Galted** Sat 09 Feb 2013, 3:46 pm

We could all end up as Stars
driven around in pimped-up cars

by **Kenny** Sat 09 Feb 2013, 3:47 pm

We could all end up as Stars
driven around in pimped-up cars
Charging hotties for snaps

by Guest Sat 09 Feb 2013, 3:50 pm

We could all end up as Stars
driven around in pimped-up cars
Charging hotties for snaps
Whilst they sit on our laps

by **Kenny** Sat 09 Feb 2013, 3:52 pm

We could all end up as Stars
driven around in pimped-up cars
Charging hotties for snaps
Whilst they sit on our laps
And sign their boobie as they take off their bras

by Guest Sat 09 Feb 2013, 3:56 pm

by **Kenny** Sat 09 Feb 2013, 3:57 pm

Should i sign the Left or the Right ?

by Guest Sat 09 Feb 2013, 5:47 pm

Should i sign the Left or the Right ?
Hit the middle then squeeze em both tight

by **Galted** Sat 09 Feb 2013, 6:29 pm

Should i sign the Left or the Right ?
Hit the middle then squeeze em both tight
or perhaps make them jiggle?

by Guest Sat 09 Feb 2013, 6:37 pm

Should i sign the Left or the Right ?
Hit the middle then squeeze em both tight
or perhaps make them jiggle?
Til she's carrying a niggle

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 09 Feb 2013, 8:37 pm

Should i sign the Left or the Right ?
Hit the middle then squeeze em both tight
or perhaps make them jiggle?
Til she's carrying a niggle
That's keeps her out of action at night

by Guest Sat 09 Feb 2013, 9:28 pm

I'm making sweet love to a cake

by **Pal Joey** Sat 09 Feb 2013, 11:36 pm

I'm making sweet love to a cake
and I can prove my affection ain't fake

by Guest Sat 09 Feb 2013, 11:45 pm

I'm making sweet love to a cake
and I can prove my affection ain't fake
My gateau sweet chick

by **Pal Joey** Sat 09 Feb 2013, 11:46 pm

I'm making sweet love to a cake
and I can prove my affection ain't fake
My gateau sweet chick
Your pink icing is so thick

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 09 Feb 2013, 11:55 pm

I'm making sweet love to a cake
and I can prove my affection ain't fake
My gateau sweet chick
Your pink icing is so thick
Now give me your muffin to bake

by **Pal Joey** Sat 09 Feb 2013, 11:59 pm

Now where should I stick my candle?

by Guest Sun 10 Feb 2013, 12:03 am

Now where should I stick my candle?
Anywhere, just be rough like a vandal

by **Pal Joey** Sun 10 Feb 2013, 12:07 am

Now where should I stick my candle?
Anywhere, just be rough like a vandal
OK, so anyone got a light?

by Guest Sun 10 Feb 2013, 12:09 am

Now where should I stick my candle?
Anywhere, just be rough like a vandal
OK, so anyone got a light?
Are you lonely tonight?

by **Pal Joey** Sun 10 Feb 2013, 12:26 am

Now where should I stick my candle?
Anywhere, just be rough like a vandal
OK, so anyone got a light?
Are you lonely tonight?
Cos I'd like to introduce you to Sol Campbell

by **Kenny** Sun 10 Feb 2013, 12:36 am

Be careful what you wish for

by Guest Sun 10 Feb 2013, 12:36 am

by **Kenny** Sun 10 Feb 2013, 12:37 am

thanks but it was only one line Very Happy

by Guest Sun 10 Feb 2013, 12:40 am

thanks but it was only one line
We're so great we post at the same time

by **Pal Joey** Sun 10 Feb 2013, 12:41 am

thanks but it was only one line
We're so great we post at the same time
Be careful what you wish for

by Guest Sun 10 Feb 2013, 12:48 am

thanks but it was only one line
We're so great we post at the same time
Be careful what you wish for
I should eat some fish more

by **Pal Joey** Sun 10 Feb 2013, 12:55 am

thanks but it was only one line
We're so great we post at the same time
Be careful what you wish for
I should eat some fish more
and drink less turpentine

by Guest Sun 10 Feb 2013, 1:07 am

I think I've had to many beers

by **Kenny** Sun 10 Feb 2013, 1:08 am

I think I've had to many beers
Or like me , have nothing between the ears

by Guest Sun 10 Feb 2013, 1:16 am

I think I've had to many beers
Or like me , have nothing between the ears
Do we not have a brain?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 10 Feb 2013, 1:26 am

I think I've had to many beers
Or like me , have nothing between the ears
Do we not have a brain?
Can't even spell "trian"

by Guest Sun 10 Feb 2013, 1:36 am

I think I've had to many beers
Or like me , have nothing between the ears
Do we not have a brain?
Can't even spell "trian"
Dyslexia is my biggest fear

by **Pal Joey** Sun 10 Feb 2013, 7:29 am

The air crew was approaching Berlin

by **Galted** Sun 10 Feb 2013, 10:11 am

The air crew was approaching Berlin
the turbulence had them all hurlin'

by **Pal Joey** Sun 10 Feb 2013, 10:17 am

The air crew was approaching Berlin
the turbulence had them all hurlin'
There were flashes of lightning

by **Galted** Sun 10 Feb 2013, 10:19 am

The air crew was approaching Berlin
the turbulence had them all hurlin'
There were flashes of lightning
which caused anal tight'ning

by **Pal Joey** Sun 10 Feb 2013, 10:20 am

The air crew was approaching Berlin
the turbulence had them all hurlin'
There were flashes of lightning
which caused anal tight'ning
before the co-pilot got sucked out with the Captain

by **Kenny** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:44 am

To many beers can make me a nutter

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:01 am

To many beers can make me a nutter
I go around singing "Spare us The Cutter" music

by **Kenny** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:04 am

To many beers can make me a nutter
I go around singing "Spare us The Cutter"
I lose control of my senses

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