The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:30 am

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Pal Joey** Fri 25 Jan 2013, 2:31 pm

The Doctor had a concerned frown
When I walked in and unbuttoned my gown
"Oooh my... that looks rather painful!"

by two_tone Fri 25 Jan 2013, 2:37 pm

The Doctor had a concerned frown
When I walked in and unbuttoned my gown
"Oooh my... that looks rather painful!"
"And your hygeine is shameful"

by **Pal Joey** Fri 25 Jan 2013, 2:40 pm

The Doctor had a concerned frown
When I walked in and unbuttoned my gown
"Oooh my... that looks rather painful!"
"And your hygeine is shameful"
"But that rancid boil on your schlong takes the crown..."

by sparxz Sat 26 Jan 2013, 8:44 pm

Now this is all getting a bit too much

by **Kenny** Sun 27 Jan 2013, 2:11 pm

Now this is all getting a bit too much
Said Huggy Bear to Starsky and Hutch

by Guest Sun 27 Jan 2013, 2:15 pm

Now this is all getting a bit too much
Said Huggy Bear to Starsky and Hutch
Are we going PG?

by **Kenny** Sun 27 Jan 2013, 2:18 pm

Now this is all getting a bit too much
Said Huggy Bear to Starsky and Hutch
Are we going PG?
that depends on the next line , so we'll see

by Guest Sun 27 Jan 2013, 2:20 pm

Now this is all getting a bit too much
Said Huggy Bear to Starsky and Hutch
Are we going PG?
that depends on the next line , so we'll see
I've just made a big mess on my crutch

by **Kenny** Sun 27 Jan 2013, 2:21 pm

by **Kenny** Sun 27 Jan 2013, 2:26 pm

The thought of that made my eyes water

by Guest Sun 27 Jan 2013, 2:39 pm

The thought of that made my eyes water
I've just handed my mess to the porter

by **Kenny** Sun 27 Jan 2013, 2:40 pm

The thought of that made my eyes water
I've just handed my mess to the porter
It was allover his face

by Guest Sun 27 Jan 2013, 2:58 pm

The thought of that made my eyes water
I've just handed my mess to the porter
It was allover his face
And my purple suitcase

by **Galted** Sun 27 Jan 2013, 3:03 pm

The thought of that made my eyes water
I've just handed my mess to the porter
It was allover his face
And my purple suitcase
not to mention his sleeping granddaughter

by **Kenny** Sun 27 Jan 2013, 3:05 pm

by **Kenny** Sun 27 Jan 2013, 3:05 pm

They say it's good for the skin

by Guest Sun 27 Jan 2013, 3:28 pm

They say it's good for the skin
Apply twice and then rub it all in

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 27 Jan 2013, 4:20 pm

They say it's good for the skin
Apply twice and then rub it all in
It's good lubrication

by **Kenny** Sun 27 Jan 2013, 5:09 pm

They say it's good for the skin
Apply twice and then rub it all in
It's good lubrication
But may cause irritation

by **Galted** Sun 27 Jan 2013, 6:40 pm

They say it's good for the skin
Apply twice and then rub it all in
It's good lubrication
But may cause irritation
and scales to form on your chin

by Guest Sun 27 Jan 2013, 6:43 pm

Torvill and Deane are the pits

by **Galted** Sun 27 Jan 2013, 7:10 pm

Torvill and Deane are the pits
they need a cool 'tache like Mark Spitz

by Guest Sun 27 Jan 2013, 7:11 pm

Torvill and Deane are the pits
they need a cool 'tache like Mark Spitz
Or a shot to the head

by sparxz Sun 27 Jan 2013, 7:16 pm

Torvill and Deane are the pits
they need a cool 'tache like Mark Spitz
Or a shot to the head
the ice covered in red

by Guest Sun 27 Jan 2013, 7:21 pm

Torvill and Deane are the pits
they need a cool 'tache like Mark Spitz
Or a shot to the head
the ice covered in red
With Deane's guts planted on Torvills T!ts

by **Pal Joey** Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:00 am

The pole dancing final had begun

by **Galted** Mon 28 Jan 2013, 8:58 am

The pole dancing final had begun
first up was an overweight nun

by **Pal Joey** Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:11 am

The pole dancing final had begun
first up was an overweight nun
Her upside-down split was quite gory

by **Galted** Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:15 am

The pole dancing final had begun
first up was an overweight nun
Her upside-down split was quite gory
like a leper's morning glory

by **Pal Joey** Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:23 am

The pole dancing final had begun
first up was an overweight nun
Her upside-down split was quite gory
like a leper's morning glory
In mid-winter... with no sun

by **Kenny** Mon 28 Jan 2013, 4:53 pm

Feel free to jump right on in

by **Pal Joey** Tue 29 Jan 2013, 7:43 am

Feel free to jump right on in
Said the harlot swigging her gin

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:23 pm

Feel free to jump right on in
Said the harlot swigging her gin
I'm open for trade

by **Pal Joey** Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:27 pm

Feel free to jump right on in
Said the harlot swigging her gin
I'm open for trade
And you can see I am made

by **Galted** Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:29 pm

Feel free to jump right on in
Said the harlot swigging her gin
I'm open for trade
And you can see I am made
with a fanny as wide as a bin

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 29 Jan 2013, 2:02 pm

I think I'd prefer it quite tight

by **Galted** Tue 29 Jan 2013, 2:09 pm

I think I'd prefer it quite tight
as my kn0b is quite shamefully slight

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 29 Jan 2013, 2:27 pm

I think I'd prefer it quite tight
as my kn0b is quite shamefully slight
It's as thin as a pin

by **Kenny** Tue 29 Jan 2013, 2:44 pm

I think I'd prefer it quite tight
as my kn0b is quite shamefully slight
It's as thin as a pin
But fitting it it in

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 29 Jan 2013, 3:02 pm

think I'd prefer it quite tight
as my kn0b is quite shamefully slight
It's as thin as a pin
But fitting it in
Is hard because of it's height

by **Kenny** Tue 29 Jan 2013, 3:06 pm

She smiled as i gave her booty a smack

by **Galted** Tue 29 Jan 2013, 3:11 pm

She smiled as i gave her booty a smack
so I carved my name in her back

by **Kenny** Tue 29 Jan 2013, 3:12 pm

She smiled as i gave her booty a smack
so I carved my name in her back
she screamed in obvious pleasure

by **Galted** Tue 29 Jan 2013, 6:20 pm

She smiled as i gave her booty a smack
so I carved my name in her back
she screamed in obvious pleasure
and then for good measure

by **Pal Joey** Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:58 pm

She smiled as i gave her booty a smack
so I carved my name in her back
she screamed in obvious pleasure
and then for good measure
I tattooed "Not Fragile" on her crack

by **Galted** Wed 30 Jan 2013, 7:08 am

by **Pal Joey** Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:14 pm

I got a shock when I opened the box

by **Galted** Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:18 pm

I got a shock when I opened the box
which launched me right out of my socks

by **Pal Joey** Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:21 pm

I got a shock when I opened the box
which launched me right out of my socks
I ran screaming across the room

by **Galted** Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:38 pm

I got a shock when I opened the box
which launched me right out of my socks
I ran screaming across the room
barefoot it's quite safe to assume

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