The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:30 am

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by Guest Sat 23 Feb 2013, 11:54 pm

Out fishing with Gazza and beers
Toasting Raoul Moat and hanging with queers
after that were going to rehab
And eating a ke-bab

by **Kenny** Sat 23 Feb 2013, 11:57 pm

Out fishing with Gazza and beers
Toasting Raoul Moat and hanging with queers
after that were going to rehab
And eating a ke-bab
singing A-way the lads to Newcastle cheers

by **Pal Joey** Sun 24 Feb 2013, 1:09 am

Whilst hurdling a fence of barbed-wire

by Guest Sun 24 Feb 2013, 1:16 am

Whilst hurdling a fence of barbed-wire
I set both of my bollox on fire

by **Pal Joey** Sun 24 Feb 2013, 1:17 am

Whilst hurdling a fence of barbed-wire
I set both of my bollox on fire
That interrupted my stride

by Guest Sun 24 Feb 2013, 1:19 am

Whilst hurdling a fence of barbed-wire
I set both of my bollox on fire
That interrupted my stride
And disrupted my pride

by **Pal Joey** Sun 24 Feb 2013, 1:21 am

Whilst hurdling a fence of barbed-wire
I set both of my bollox on fire
That interrupted my stride
And disrupted my pride
And my voice is now one octave higher

by Guest Sun 24 Feb 2013, 1:24 am

So now it's the squeak and the Freek

by **Pal Joey** Sun 24 Feb 2013, 1:33 am

So now it's the squeak and the Freek
No place for a baritone or the meek

by Guest Sun 24 Feb 2013, 1:50 am

So now it's the squeak and the Freek
No place for a baritone or the meek
Indeed there is not

by **Kenny** Sun 24 Feb 2013, 3:36 pm

So now it's the squeak and the Freek
No place for a baritone or the meek
Indeed there is not
But Kenny is hot

by **Galted** Sun 24 Feb 2013, 4:07 pm

So now it's the squeak and the Freek
No place for a baritone or the meek
Indeed there is not
But Kenny is hot
this week he'll tweak a Sikh on the cheek

by **Pal Joey** Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:10 am

Our PM is deep in the sheet

by **Galted** Mon 25 Feb 2013, 7:31 am

Our PM is deep in the sheet
for muff-diving a poodle in heat

by **Pal Joey** Mon 25 Feb 2013, 7:33 am

Our PM is deep in the sheet
for muff-diving a poodle in heat
she can't shift the blame

by **Kenny** Mon 25 Feb 2013, 2:54 pm

Our PM is deep in the sheet
for muff-diving a poodle in heat
she can't shift the blame
act tough and shoulder the shame

by **Pal Joey** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 7:38 am

Our PM is deep in the sheet
for muff-diving a poodle in heat
she can't shift the blame
act tough and shoulder the shame
it must be those duck-webbed feet

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 1:03 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 1:04 pm

After the party i went for a dip

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 1:51 pm

After the party i went for a dip
And Barrymore put his hand on my hip

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 3:09 pm

After the party i went for a dip
And Barrymore put his hand on my hip
i fell in the water head first

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 4:55 pm

After the party i went for a dip
And Barrymore put his hand on my hip
i fell in the water head first
When I saw his manhood I cursed

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 4:59 pm

After the party i went for a dip
And Barrymore put his hand on my hip
i fell in the water head first
When I saw his manhood I cursed
and made him scream as i fastened his zip

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 5:37 pm

by **Galted** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 6:09 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:25 pm

So he went in the Big Brother house

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 Feb 2013, 6:31 am

So he went in the Big Brother house
In a sheepskin coat with his pet mouse

by **Kenny** Wed 27 Feb 2013, 1:50 pm

So he went in the Big Brother house
In a sheepskin coat with his pet mouse
he tried to stir them all up

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Mar 2013, 6:29 pm

So he went in the Big Brother house
In a sheepskin coat with his pet mouse
he tried to stir them all up
Like a latte in a cup

by Guest Fri 01 Mar 2013, 8:08 pm

So he went in the Big Brother house
In a sheepskin coat with his pet mouse
he tried to stir them all up
Like a latte in a cup
As he sipped on his fine Scottish grouse

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Mar 2013, 8:18 pm

We got that one finished at last

by Guest Fri 01 Mar 2013, 8:30 pm

We got that one finished at last
It was slower than those in the past

by **Kenny** Fri 01 Mar 2013, 8:40 pm

We got that one finished at last
It was slower than those in the past
but now it's all over

by Guest Fri 01 Mar 2013, 8:42 pm

We got that one finished at last
It was slower than those in the past
but now it's all over
Lets zoom like a Rover

by **Kenny** Fri 01 Mar 2013, 8:44 pm

We got that one finished at last
It was slower than those in the past
but now it's all over
Lets zoom like a Rover
And get to the next one fast !

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Mar 2013, 8:45 pm

Here it is, just as fast as I can

by **Kenny** Fri 01 Mar 2013, 8:46 pm

Here it is, just as fast as I can
which was good for a one legged man

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Mar 2013, 8:49 pm

Here it is, just as fast as I can
which was good for a one legged man
And with only one eye

by **Kenny** Fri 01 Mar 2013, 8:50 pm

Here it is, just as fast as I can
which was good for a one legged man
And with only one eye
It was a half decent try

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Mar 2013, 8:54 pm

Here it is, just as fast as I can
which was good for a one legged man
And with only one eye
It was a half decent try
Now I'm off to make love to my gran

by Guest Fri 01 Mar 2013, 8:57 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 01 Mar 2013, 8:58 pm

I really dont think that is legal

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Mar 2013, 8:59 pm

I really dont think that is legal
And neither is humping a beagle

by Guest Fri 01 Mar 2013, 9:03 pm

I really dont think that is legal
And neither is humping a beagle
But screwing a bulb

by **Kenny** Fri 01 Mar 2013, 9:22 pm

I really dont think that is legal
And neither is humping a beagle
But screwing a bulb
is like lighting a bulb

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Mar 2013, 9:27 pm

I really dont think that is legal
And neither is humping a beagle
But screwing a bulb
is like lighting a bulb
Now I'm off to screw Dame Anna Neagle

by **Kenny** Fri 01 Mar 2013, 9:29 pm

So with my bag by my side i set off

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Mar 2013, 9:33 pm

So with my bag by my side i set off
To strangers my hat I did doff

by **Kenny** Fri 01 Mar 2013, 9:47 pm

So with my bag by my side i set off
To strangers my hat I did doff
but my pants i kept on

by **Pal Joey** Sat 02 Mar 2013, 7:56 am

So with my bag by my side i set off
To strangers my hat I did doff
but my pants i kept on
but not for too long

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