The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:30 am

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:06 am

To many beers can make me a nutter
I go around singing "Spare us The Cutter"
I loose control of my senses
And the evidence is

by **Kenny** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:07 am

To many beers can make me a nutter
I go around singing "Spare us The Cutter"
I loose control of my senses
And the evidence is
my words getting stuck with my stutter

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:09 am

by **Kenny** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:10 am

Feel free to call me a plonker

by two_tone Mon 11 Feb 2013, 4:03 pm

Feel free to call me a plonker
I'm more 'Willy' rather than 'Wonka'

by **Kenny** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 4:33 pm

Feel free to call me a plonker
I'm more 'Willy' rather than 'Wonka'
but when covered in 'choccy '

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 5:25 pm

Feel free to call me a plonker
I'm more 'Willy' rather than 'Wonka'
but when covered in 'choccy '
I get kind of cocky

by Guest Mon 11 Feb 2013, 6:44 pm

Feel free to call me a plonker
I'm more 'Willy' rather than 'Wonka'
but when covered in 'choccy '
I get kind of cocky
And now my bird won't let me bonk her

by **Kenny** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:08 pm

by **Kenny** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:09 pm

On Valentines i give the Wife flowers

by **Pal Joey** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 1:12 am

On Valentines i give the Wife flowers
and in return I get 3 free cold showers

by **Kenny** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 2:26 am

On Valentines i give the Wife flowers
and in return I get 3 free cold showers
You'd think there would be coming back

by **Pal Joey** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:15 am

On Valentines i give the Wife flowers
and in return I get 3 free cold showers
You'd think there would be coming back
A gift which would swell up my sacks

by two_tone Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:50 am

On Valentines i give the Wife flowers
and in return I get 3 free cold showers
You'd think there would be coming back
A gift which would swell up my sacks
Instead I am left to use my own powers

by **Pal Joey** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:53 am

Kenny's off to the Lake District

by two_tone Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:30 am

Kenny's off to the Lake District
with only his pants and a freshly baked biscuit

by **Pal Joey** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:48 am

Kenny's off to the Lake District
with only his pants and a freshly baked biscuit
Let's hope he programmed the sat-nav right

by **Galted** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:56 am

Kenny's off to the Lake District
with only his pants and a freshly baked biscuit
Let's hope he programmed the sat-nav right
& doesn't end up on the Isle of Wight

by **Pal Joey** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:58 am

Kenny's off to the Lake District
with only his pants and a freshly baked biscuit
Let's hope he programmed the sat-nav right
& doesn't end up on the Isle of Wight
or circling the outskirts of Maastricht

by **Galted** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:00 am

by two_tone Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:31 am

A seagull just shat on my coat

by **Galted** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:48 am

A seagull just shat on my coat
so I popped a big coil down its throat

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 1:14 pm

A seagull just shat on my coat
so I popped a big coil down its throat
It sprang into action

by **Galted** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 1:17 pm

A seagull just shat on my coat
so I popped a big coil down its throat
It sprang into action
to my dissatisfaction

by **Pal Joey** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 1:21 pm

A seagull just shat on my coat
so I popped a big coil down its throat
It sprang into action
to my dissatisfaction
It flew back to John o' Groats

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:26 am

As England gear up for the Ashes

by **Pal Joey** Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:27 am

As England gear up for the Ashes
Out come all the convict bashers

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:48 am

As England gear up for the Ashes
Out come all the convict bashers
"We'll bully them" says Prior

by **Pal Joey** Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:04 am

As England gear up for the Ashes
Out come all the convict bashers
"We'll bully them" says Prior
"and tonk them over the wire"

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:46 am

As England gear up for the Ashes
Out come all the convict bashers
"We'll bully them" says Prior
"and tonk them over the wire"
"And shave off their handlebar moustaches"

by **Pal Joey** Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:52 am

by **Kenny** Thu 14 Feb 2013, 5:10 pm

The break was just what i needed

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 14 Feb 2013, 5:30 pm

The break was just what i needed
'twas my mother's advice, that I heeded

by **Kenny** Thu 14 Feb 2013, 5:32 pm

The break was just what i needed
'twas my mother's advice, that I heeded
She said " Go and sort your head out "

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 14 Feb 2013, 5:34 pm

"And I'll get your camp bed out"

by **Kenny** Thu 14 Feb 2013, 7:39 pm

The break was just what i needed
'twas my mother's advice, that I heeded
She said " Go and sort your head out "
"And I'll get your camp bed out"
And that blanket from Scotland thats tweaded

by **Pal Joey** Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:29 pm

The sat-nav did us well in the end

by **Kenny** Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:14 am

The sat-nav did us well in the end
Though it was confusing when we got to a bend

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:17 am

The sat-nav did us well in the end
Though it was confusing when we got to a bend
It forked left and right

by **Galted** Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:46 am

The sat-nav did us well in the end
Though it was confusing when we got to a bend
It forked left and right
through the whole forking night

by **Pal Joey** Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:28 am

The sat-nav did us well in the end
Though it was confusing when we got to a bend
It forked left and right
through the whole forking night
But that's the latest forking trend

by **Galted** Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:55 am

by **Pal Joey** Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:57 am

We got stranded with a barking dog

by **Galted** Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:59 am

We got stranded with a barking dog
on heat in a f@rt-smelling bog

by **Pal Joey** Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:27 pm

We got stranded with a barking dog
on heat in a f@rt-smelling bog
It soon gave me the lovin' eye

by **Galted** Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:39 pm

We got stranded with a barking dog
on heat in a f@rt-smelling bog
It soon gave me the lovin' eye
& dry-humped my thigh

by **Pal Joey** Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:40 pm

We got stranded with a barking dog
on heat in a f@rt-smelling bog
It soon gave me the lovin' eye
& dry-humped my thigh
until my kneecap was covered in sprog

by Guest Fri 15 Feb 2013, 6:15 pm

I think I'm in love with myself

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 15 Feb 2013, 6:21 pm

I think I'm in love with myself
And I quite fancy Fabian Delph

by **Galted** Fri 15 Feb 2013, 6:42 pm

I think I'm in love with myself
And I quite fancy Fabian Delph
Though Guzan's much better

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