The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 25 May 2017, 9:32 am

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent
'twas a rhyme well spent

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 May 2017, 10:02 am

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent
'twas a rhyme well spent
And one in the eye for CC

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 May 2017, 10:36 am

It's important to give to the poor

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 May 2017, 10:57 am

It's important to give to the poor
So they don't have to sleep on the floor

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 May 2017, 11:03 am

It's important to give to the poor
So they don't have to sleep on the floor
and put healthy food in their bellies

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 May 2017, 11:07 am

It's important to give to the poor
So they don't have to sleep on the floor
and put healthy food in their bellies
Get some shoes and not wellies

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 May 2017, 11:11 am

It's important to give to the poor
So they don't have to sleep on the floor
and put healthy food in their bellies
Get some shoes and not wellies
and start singing like Charles Aznavour

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 30 May 2017, 1:26 pm

It's not long now til the election

by **Galted** Tue 30 May 2017, 2:34 pm

It's not long now til the election
(should this not be in the off-topic section?)

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 30 May 2017, 2:41 pm

It's not long now til the election
(should this not be in the off-topic section?)
With Sturgeon and May

by **Galted** Tue 30 May 2017, 2:51 pm

It's not long now til the election
(should this not be in the off-topic section?)
With Sturgeon and May
Munching rug like it's hay

by **Pal Joey** Tue 30 May 2017, 11:14 pm

It's not long now til the election
(should this not be in the off-topic section?)
With Sturgeon and May
Munching rug like it's hay
Oooh... that's quite a nasty infection!

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 05 Jun 2017, 12:57 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts

by **Galted** Mon 05 Jun 2017, 1:01 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts
And don't sniff your grandad's Y-fronts

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 05 Jun 2017, 1:01 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts
And don't sniff your grandad's Y-fronts
Don't eat yellow snow

by **Galted** Mon 05 Jun 2017, 1:16 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts
And don't sniff your grandad's Y-fronts
Don't eat yellow snow
Or blow up Heathrow

by **Pal Joey** Mon 05 Jun 2017, 1:19 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts
And don't sniff your grandad's Y-fronts
Don't eat yellow snow
Or blow up Heathrow
You sore-losing grovelling runts!

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 05 Jun 2017, 1:24 pm

LOL out loud

by **Pal Joey** Mon 05 Jun 2017, 1:29 pm

In the Empire back in the day

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 05 Jun 2017, 2:37 pm

In the Empire back in the day
Where we sent crims for an extended stay

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 05 Jun 2017, 2:42 pm

In the Empire back in the day
Where we sent crims for an extended stay
A young Darth Vader

by nadeem2099 Mon 05 Jun 2017, 2:53 pm

In the Empire back in the day
Where we sent crims for an extended stay
A young Darth Vader
Was learning to be a raider

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 05 Jun 2017, 5:38 pm

In the Empire back in the day
Where we sent crims for an extended stay
A young Darth Vader
Was learning to be a raider
And stored in Michaels bum, a death ray

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 05 Jun 2017, 5:47 pm

What's with the over-size font?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 05 Jun 2017, 6:28 pm

What's with the over-size font?
Nadeem just being a Kont?

by nadeem2099 Mon 05 Jun 2017, 7:37 pm

What's with the over-size font?
Nadeem just being a Kont?
It is true I cannot deny

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 05 Jun 2017, 10:06 pm

What's with the over-size font?
Nadeem just being a Kont?
It is true I cannot deny
That you are SecretFly

by **Pal Joey** Tue 06 Jun 2017, 9:55 am

What's with the over-size font?
Nadeem just being a Kont?
It is true I cannot deny
That you are SecretFly
and that Hungarian for bone is "csont"

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 06 Jun 2017, 10:07 am

That last line was not as expected

by **Pal Joey** Tue 06 Jun 2017, 10:11 am

That last line what not was expected
From far left field it was selected

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 06 Jun 2017, 10:45 am

That last line what not was expected
From far left field it was selected
It was good for effect

by **Pal Joey** Tue 06 Jun 2017, 10:55 am

That last line was not as expected
From far left field it was selected
It was good for effect
and the syntax hardly wreck'd

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 06 Jun 2017, 10:59 am

That last line was not as expected
From far left field it was selected
It was good for effect
and the syntax hardly wreck'd
Cos the thigh csont and the knee csont are connected

by **Pal Joey** Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:04 am

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:15 am

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham
You say pretty? Was she wearing gingham?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:17 am

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham
You say pretty? Was she wearing gingham?
Yes, it was plainly under her saddle

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:18 am

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham
You say pretty? Was she wearing gingham?
Yes, it was plainly under her saddle
Did you mount her and straddle?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:22 am

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham
You say pretty? Was she wearing gingham?
Yes, it was plainly under her saddle
Did you mount her and straddle?
Her praises, tell me, can you sing 'em?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:25 am

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:31 am

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?
I don't know, I hadn't realised it beckoned

by **Pal Joey** Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:35 am

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?
I don't know, I hadn't realised it beckoned
So now that you know

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 06 Jun 2017, 12:21 pm

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?
I don't know, I hadn't realised it beckoned
So now that you know
I've gone past it - oh no!

by **Pal Joey** Tue 06 Jun 2017, 12:26 pm

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?
I don't know, I hadn't realised it beckoned
So now that you know
I've gone past it - oh no!
Far too slow off the mark we all reckoned.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 07 Jun 2017, 11:27 am

Thank feck it's almost vote time.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 07 Jun 2017, 12:57 pm

Thank feck it's almost vote time,
as he sucks on some lemon and lime,

by nadeem2099 Wed 07 Jun 2017, 1:24 pm

Thank feck it's almost vote time,
as he sucks on some lemon and lime,
The end is nigh for Corbyn or May

by **Pal Joey** Wed 07 Jun 2017, 1:37 pm

Thank feck it's almost vote time,
as he sucks on some lemon and lime,
The end is nigh for Corbyn or May
and we can all start to make hay

by **Galted** Wed 07 Jun 2017, 5:55 pm

Thank feck it's almost vote time,
as he sucks on some lemon and lime,
The end is nigh for Corbyn or May
and we can all start to make hay
Wish I could think of something to rhyme

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 8:39 am

Galted, try rhyming something with pint

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