The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:30 am

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:19 am

Who put 'rick' in limerick?
A Paddy... who was incredibly thick?
whilst p1ssed up on ale
and stuffed like a quail
and putting his d1ck into Roddick

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:26 am

So Baghdatis picked up his racquet

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:26 pm

So Baghdatis picked up his racquet
And played air guitar like Steve Hackett

by Guest Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:02 pm

So Baghdatis picked up his racquet
And played air guitar like Steve Hackett
With the simplest of strums

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:03 pm

So Baghdatis picked up his racquet
And played air guitar like Steve Hackett
With the simplest of strums
But no bass and no drums

by Guest Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:14 pm

So Baghdatis picked up his racquet
And played air guitar like Steve Hackett
With the simplest of strums
But no bass and no drums
He produced a quite masterful classic

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:30 am

Azarenka's 'oooohrgh!' was getting monotonous

by **Galted** Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:15 am

Azarenka's 'oooohrgh!' was getting monotonous
& Williams had the ar$e of a hippopotomous

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:17 am

Azarenka's 'oooohrgh!' was getting monotonous
& Williams had the ar$e of a hippopotomous
Sharapova could barely crack a smile

by **Galted** Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:33 am

Azarenka's 'oooohrgh!' was getting monotonous
& Williams had the ar$e of a hippopotomous
Sharapova could barely crack a smile
Graf has been gone for a while

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:08 am

Azarenka's 'oooohrgh!' was getting monotonous
& Williams had the ar$e of a hippopotomous
Sharapova could barely crack a smile
Graf has been gone for a while
Similar to Mark Phillopousos.

by **Galted** Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:21 am

by Guest Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:51 pm

All those syllables make my eyes weep

by sparxz Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:46 pm

All those syllables make my eyes weep
As i sit here with Sooty and Sweep

by Guest Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:02 pm

All those syllables make my eyes weep
As i sit here with Sooty and Sweep
After murdering Sue

by sparxz Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:06 pm

All those syllables make my eyes weep
As i sit here with Sooty and Sweep
After murdering Sue
Her face lays in some glue

by **Galted** Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:21 pm

All those syllables make my eyes weep
As i sit here with Sooty and Sweep
After murdering Sue
Her face lays in some glue
I was buggering Little Bo Peep

by Guest Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:25 pm

by sparxz Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:01 pm

Peek a Boo is my favourite Game

by Guest Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:22 pm

Peek a Boo is my favourite Game
Never played it, a terrible shame

by sparxz Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:47 pm

Peek a Boo is my favourite Game
Never played it, a terrible shame
Hiding behind Hands

by Guest Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:10 pm

Peek a Boo is my favourite Game
Never played it, a terrible shame
Hiding behind Hands
Whilst doing handstands?

by sparxz Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:03 pm

Peek a Boo is my favourite Game
Never played it, a terrible shame
Hiding behind Hands
Whilst doing handstands
You can spank swedish birds hard with a cane!

by Guest Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:27 pm

Sparx you're now part of the team

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Jan 19, 2013 8:03 pm

Sparx you're now part of the team
Marx and Sparx - it sounds like a dream

by Guest Sat Jan 19, 2013 8:43 pm

Sparx you're now part of the team
Marx and Sparx - it sounds like a dream
A combo that thrills

by sparxz Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:29 pm

Sparx you're now part of the team
Marx and Sparx - it sounds like a dream
A combo that thrills
Many drinks will be spilled

by Guest Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:37 pm

Sparx you're now part of the team
Marx and Sparx - it sounds like a dream
A combo that thrills
Many drinks will be spilled
As we're toasting with Mr Jim Beam

by sparxz Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:40 pm

Jim Beam now that is a brand

by Guest Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:49 pm

Jim Beam now that is a brand
When I drink it my head's in the sand

by sparxz Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:02 pm

Jim Beam now that is a brand
When I drink it my head's in the sand
With one hand in the air

by **Galted** Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:50 am

Jim Beam now that is a brand
When I drink it my head's in the sand
With one hand in the air
I go f*****g spare

by sparxz Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:29 am

Jim Beam now that is a brand
When I drink it my head's in the sand
With one hand in the air
I go f*****g spare
Cos the bottle i bought was a grand!

by **Galted** Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:36 am

by Guest Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:51 pm

I'm giving up drink, oh my head

by **Galted** Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:22 pm

I'm giving up drink, oh my head
and taking up cocaine instead

by sparxz Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:23 pm

I'm giving up drink, oh my head
and taking up cocaine instead
a much better high

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:59 pm

I'm giving up drink, oh my head
and taking up cocaine instead
a much better high
I snort then I fly

by **Galted** Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:03 pm

I'm giving up drink, oh my head
and taking up cocaine instead
a much better high
I snort then I fly
and I no longer p1ss in my bed

by sparxz Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:25 pm

So forgive me, for not feeling great

by **Galted** Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:39 pm

So forgive me, for not feeling great
it must've been something I ate

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:52 pm

So forgive me, for not feeling great
it must've been something I ate
The prawns that were green

by sparxz Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:53 pm

So forgive me, for not feeling great
it must've been something I ate
The prawns that were green
and washed down with cream

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:55 pm

So forgive me, for not feeling great
it must've been something I ate
The prawns that were green
and washed down with cream
I'm so ill that I can't masturbate

by **Kenny** Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:21 pm

by **Kenny** Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:22 pm

I see in my absence the rudeness is back

by sparxz Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:27 pm

I see in my absence the rudeness is back
with many mentions of boobs,bums and crack

by **Kenny** Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:28 pm

I see in my absence the rudeness is back
with mentions of boobs,bums and crack
To be honest i expected nothing less

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:49 pm

I see in my absence the rudeness is back
with mentions of boobs,bums and crack
To be honest i expected nothing less
'Cos our minds are pools full of cess

by **Kenny** Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:53 pm

I see in my absence the rudeness is back
with mentions of boobs,bums and crack
To be honest i expected nothing less
'Cos our minds are pools full of cess
That it's hard to keep them on track

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