The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 7:30 am

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Galted** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 6:47 am

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 7:31 am

I'm officially suspended...had to hand in my badge

by **Galted** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 7:48 am

I'm officially suspended...had to hand in my badge
cos I went and spraypainted by great-aunty's vag

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:04 am

I'm officially suspended...had to hand in my badge
cos I went and spraypainted by great-aunty's vag
It was a poor choice - that fluorescent pink

by **Galted** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:06 am

I'm officially suspended...had to hand in my badge
cos I went and spraypainted by great-aunty's vag
It was a poor choice - that fluorescent pink
when she wobbled the flaps she could make the thing wink

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:16 am

I'm officially suspended...had to hand in my badge
cos I went and spraypainted by great-aunty's vag
It was a poor choice - that fluorescent pink
when she wobbled the flaps she could make the thing wink
which in turn sent a chain reaction to my now ripe soissage

by **Galted** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:41 am

by Guest Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:31 am

It's raining, it's pouring, it's damp

by **Galted** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:53 am

It's raining, it's pouring, it's damp
new year's eve's giving me quite a cramp

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:17 pm

It's raining, it's pouring, it's damp
new year's eve's giving me quite a cramp
the fireworks scared my pet hoop snake

by **Galted** Wed 02 Jan 2013, 3:28 am

It's raining, it's pouring, it's damp
new year's eve's giving me quite a cramp
the fireworks scared my pet hoop snake
so I hacked it to death with a rake

by **Pal Joey** Wed 02 Jan 2013, 5:38 am

It's raining, it's pouring, it's damp
new year's eve's giving me quite a cramp
the fireworks scared my pet hoop snake
so I hacked it to death with a rake
and fed it to the shark off my boat ramp

by **Galted** Wed 02 Jan 2013, 3:48 pm

I once met a shark called Tony

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Jan 2013, 6:40 pm

I once met a shark called Tony
Who ate, without trouble, a pony

by Guest Wed 02 Jan 2013, 6:42 pm

I once met a shark called Tony
Who ate, without trouble, a pony
It was quite a mess

by Guest Wed 02 Jan 2013, 7:27 pm

I once met a shark called Tony
Who ate, without trouble, a pony
It was quite a mess

by **Galted** Thu 03 Jan 2013, 4:05 am

I once met a shark called Tony
Who ate, without trouble, a pony
It was quite a mess
caused the owner much stress

by **Pal Joey** Thu 03 Jan 2013, 4:08 am

I once met a shark called Tony
Who ate, without trouble, a pony
It was quite a mess
caused the owner much stress
it's turned him right off abalone

by **Galted** Thu 03 Jan 2013, 4:17 am

There once was a girl from St Kitts

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 03 Jan 2013, 4:18 am

There once was a girl from St Kitts
Whose hands didn't fit in her mitts

by **Galted** Thu 03 Jan 2013, 4:32 am

There once was a girl from St Kitts
Whose hands didn't fit in her mitts
her feet were immense

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 03 Jan 2013, 5:04 am

There once was a girl from St Kitts
Whose hands didn't fit in her mitts
her feet were immense
And her breasts were like tents

by **Pal Joey** Thu 03 Jan 2013, 5:54 am

There once was a girl from St Kitts
Whose hands didn't fit in her mitts
her feet were immense
And her breasts were like tents
which leaked when she had laughing fits

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 03 Jan 2013, 6:01 am

by **Galted** Thu 03 Jan 2013, 6:19 am

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 5:22 am

If It's worth what I think then I'm selling

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 5:27 am

If It's worth what I think then I'm selling
after all it's not a home just a dwelling

by **Galted** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 5:50 am

If It's worth what I think then I'm selling
after all it's not a home just a dwelling
it's built out of sticks

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 5:50 am

If It's worth what I think then I'm selling
after all it's not a home just a dwelling
it's built out of sticks
not straw or bricks

by **Galted** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 5:53 am

If It's worth what I think then I'm selling
after all it's not a home just a dwelling
it's built out of sticks
not straw or bricks
in a sh1thole on the outskirts of Welling

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 5:54 am

So we move into somewhere quite plush

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 6:08 am

So we move into somewhere quite plush
But being Nudists were making the new neighbours blush

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 6:29 am

So we move into somewhere quite plush
But being Nudists were making the new neighbours blush
Their curtains are drawn

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 6:53 am

So we move into somewhere quite plush
But being Nudists were making the new neighbours blush
Their curtains are drawn
But i've caught them peeking i've sworn

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 7:00 am

So we move into somewhere quite plush
But being Nudists were making the new neighbours blush
Their curtains are drawn
But i've caught them peeking i've sworn
I don't care, I'm quite proud of my tush

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 7:01 am

bravo

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 2:54 pm

Is a ten pence piece worth more than a dime?

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 3:29 pm

Is a ten pence piece worth more than a dime?
If you don't get caught is it a crime?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 3:44 pm

Is a ten pence piece worth more than a dime?
If you don't get caught is it a crime?
Is silence golden?

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 4:04 pm

Is a ten pence piece worth more than a dime?
If you don't get caught is it a crime?
Is silence golden?
Did Piers hump Miss Holden?

by **Galted** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 4:48 pm

Is a ten pence piece worth more than a dime?
If you don't get caught is it a crime?
Is silence golden?
Did Piers hump Miss Holden?
do limericks really have to rhyme?

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 4:52 pm

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 5:03 pm

Yes they do, it's a rule of the form

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 5:18 pm

Yes they do, it's a rule of the form
And ignoring can cause quite a storm

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 5:55 pm

Yes they do, it's a rule of the form
And ignoring can cause quite a storm
So make sure each line

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 6:26 pm

Yes they do, it's a rule of the form
And ignoring can cause quite a storm
So make sure each line
Is perfected by rhyme

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 6:34 pm

Yes they do, it's a rule of the form
And ignoring can cause quite a storm
So make sure each line
Is perfected by rhyme
Or I'll kick your ass... til its torn

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 6:41 pm

I apologise for adding those words
And I'm sorry for writing with nerds

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 6:42 pm

I apologise for adding those words
And I'm sorry for writing with nerds
But I thought we'd agreed

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 6:49 pm

I apologise for adding those words
And I'm sorry for writing with nerds
But I thought we'd agreed
(OK, I'll concede)

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