The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:30 am

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:15 pm

Another Christmas watching Steven Segal
Kicking backside, that man is my pal
He just did that now in "Hard to Kill"

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:44 pm

Another Christmas watching Steven Segal
Kicking backside, that man is my pal
He just did that now in "Hard to Kill"
It's Steven 20, bad guys nil

by **Galted** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:46 pm

Another Christmas watching Steven Segal
Kicking backside, that man is my pal
He just did that now in "Hard to Kill"
It's Steven 20, bad guys nil
I personally find him quite dull

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:49 pm

Is Jean-Claude Van Damme more your taste?

by **Galted** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:54 pm

Is Jean-Claude Van Damme more your taste?
I'll admit he is less of a waste

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:57 pm

Is Jean-Claude Van Damme more your taste?
I'll admit he is less of a waste
That man has no fear

by **Galted** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 1:01 pm

Is Jean-Claude Van Damme more your taste?
I'll admit he is less of a waste
That man has no fear
& does adverts for beer

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 1:17 pm

Is Jean-Claude Van Damme more your taste?
I'll admit he is less of a waste
That man has no fear
& does adverts for beer
And his wig is stuck on with some paste

by Guest Mon 24 Dec 2012, 1:30 pm

I love a chick flick, am I wrong?

by **Galted** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 1:44 pm

I love a chick flick, am I wrong?
not if they're nude or in thongs

by Guest Mon 24 Dec 2012, 1:57 pm

I love a chick flick, am I wrong?
not if they're nude or in thongs
Oh those are the best

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 1:59 pm

I love a chick flick, am I wrong?
not if they're nude or in thongs
Oh those are the best
Be it bum, minge or breast

by **Galted** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:01 pm

I love a chick flick, am I wrong?
not if they're nude or in thongs
Oh those are the best
Be it bum, minge or breast
they all leave me strangling my schl0ng

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:09 pm

The Doctor said it was tennis elbow

by Guest Tue 25 Dec 2012, 11:11 pm

The Doctor said it was tennis elbow
I responded abruptly with "hell no"!

by **Pal Joey** Tue 25 Dec 2012, 11:23 pm

The Doctor said it was tennis elbow
I responded abruptly with "hell no"!
"You'll need to change your technique"

by Guest Tue 25 Dec 2012, 11:24 pm

The Doctor said it was tennis elbow
I responded abruptly with "hell no"!
"You'll need to change your technique"
I can't, I'm the Freek

by **Pal Joey** Tue 25 Dec 2012, 11:35 pm

The Doctor said it was tennis elbow
I responded abruptly with "hell no"!
"You'll need to change your technique"
I can't, I'm the Freek
Inventor of the Moroccan Pillow

by Guest Wed 26 Dec 2012, 11:11 am

Goodbye Santa Claus, don't come back

by **Galted** Wed 26 Dec 2012, 11:31 am

Goodbye Santa Claus, don't come back
yeah you old ba$tard & keep your damn sack

by Guest Wed 26 Dec 2012, 11:33 am

Goodbye Santa Claus, don't come back
yeah you old ba$tard & keep your damn sack
Them pressies were cack

by **Pal Joey** Wed 26 Dec 2012, 11:33 am

Goodbye Santa Claus, don't come back
yeah you old ba$tard & keep your damn sack
and keep yer reindeer off of my pebbles

by **Galted** Thu 27 Dec 2012, 6:36 pm

Goodbye Santa Claus, don't come back
yeah you old ba$tard & keep your damn sack
and keep yer reindeer off of my pebbles
and your elves out of the Syrian rebels

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 28 Dec 2012, 8:45 pm

Goodbye Santa Claus, don't come back
yeah you old ba$tard & keep your damn sack
and keep yer reindeer off of my pebbles
and your elves out of the Syrian rebels
And stop leaving presents that are cack

by Guest Fri 28 Dec 2012, 8:53 pm

An Irishman spent 20 quid

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:06 pm

An Irishman spent 20 quid
On a dog, a pony and a squid

by Guest Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:32 pm

An Irishman spent 20 quid
On a dog, a pony and a squid
His wife hit the roof

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 30 Dec 2012, 7:53 pm

An Irishman spent 20 quid
On a dog, a pony and a squid
His wife hit the roof
But he remained aloof

by littleswannygirl Sun 30 Dec 2012, 8:00 pm

An Irishman spent 20 quid
On a dog, a pony and a squid
His wife hit the roof
But he remained aloof
As he'd just won a trip to Madrid

by Guest Sun 30 Dec 2012, 8:23 pm

He traveled to Spain on his bike

by littleswannygirl Sun 30 Dec 2012, 8:30 pm

He travelled to Spain on his bike
'Twas quicker than trying to hitchhike

by Guest Sun 30 Dec 2012, 8:32 pm

He travelled to Spain on his bike
'Twas quicker than trying to hitchhike
The guy has no thumbs

by littleswannygirl Sun 30 Dec 2012, 8:39 pm

He travelled to Spain on his bike
'Twas quicker than trying to hitchhike
The guy has no thumbs
His guitar he no longer strums

by Guest Sun 30 Dec 2012, 8:42 pm

He travelled to Spain on his bike
'Twas quicker than trying to hitchhike
The guy has no thumbs
His guitar he no longer strums
You can have the old thing if you like

by littleswannygirl Sun 30 Dec 2012, 9:02 pm

It seems that the world's greatest toy is Lego

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 1:37 am

It seems that the world's greatest toy is Lego
From Iceland to the Indonesian Archipelago

by **Galted** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 6:50 am

It seems that the world's greatest toy is Lego
From Iceland to the Indonesian Archipelago
but not so in Nanking

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:13 am

It seems that the world's greatest toy is Lego
From Iceland to the Indonesian Archipelago
but not so in Nanking
or in front of Charlotte Rampling

by **Galted** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:18 am

It seems that the world's greatest toy is Lego
From Iceland to the Indonesian Archipelago
but not so in Nanking
or in front of Charlotte Rampling
who prefers a vibratory Sega

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:20 am

by **Galted** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:32 am

I got sod-all for Xmas once more

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:35 am

I got sod-all for Xmas once more
Except a one-way ticket to Lahore

by **Galted** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:41 am

I got sod-all for Xmas once more
Except a one-way ticket to Lahore
On a rusty old train

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:00 am

I got sod-all for Xmas once more
Except a one-way ticket to Lahore
On a rusty old train
In the monsoonal rain

by **Galted** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:08 am

I got sod-all for Xmas once more
Except a one-way ticket to Lahore
On a rusty old train
In the monsoonal rain
Now Santa & I are at war

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:12 am

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Public transport is getting more dangerous

by **Galted** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:19 am

Public transport is getting more dangerous
and Xmas is getting less mangerous

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:22 am

Public transport is getting more dangerous
and Xmas is getting less mangerous
What a tragic combination that is

by **Galted** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:27 am

Public transport is getting more dangerous
and Xmas is getting less mangerous
What a tragic combination that is
Like Jedward mixed up with show biz

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:36 am

Public transport is getting more dangerous
and Xmas is getting less mangerous
What a tragic combination that is
Like Jedward mixed up with show biz
Or the fly on the wall getting famous.

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