The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 2:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Pal Joey** Sat 03 Nov 2012, 10:10 am

What the hell is going on here?

by Guest Sat 03 Nov 2012, 12:16 pm

What the hell is going on here?
There's a three legged horse drinking beer

by **Galted** Sat 03 Nov 2012, 12:25 pm

What the hell is going on here?
There's a three legged horse drinking beer
some sheep smoking dope

by Guest Sat 03 Nov 2012, 12:32 pm

What the hell is going on here?
There's a three legged horse drinking beer
some sheep smoking dope
That they scored off the Pope

by **Galted** Sat 03 Nov 2012, 1:39 pm

What the hell is going on here?
There's a three legged horse drinking beer
some sheep smoking dope
That they scored off the Pope
when they filmed him getting off with a deer

by Guest Sat 03 Nov 2012, 1:45 pm

That's tickled my tummy indeed

by littleswannygirl Sat 03 Nov 2012, 11:24 pm

That's tickled my tummy indeed
A good laugh I really did need

by Guest Sat 03 Nov 2012, 11:32 pm

That's tickled my tummy indeed
A good laugh I really did need
Oh I laughed and I cried

by littleswannygirl Sat 03 Nov 2012, 11:37 pm

That's tickled my tummy indeed
A good laugh I really did need
Oh I laughed and I cried
At the limericks I espied

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 03 Nov 2012, 11:55 pm

That's tickled my tummy indeed
A good laugh I really did need
Oh I laughed and I cried
At the limericks I espied
So much so that in my pants I peed

by Guest Sun 04 Nov 2012, 12:13 am

Are they dry Marx or still rather wet?

by **Pal Joey** Sun 04 Nov 2012, 9:09 am

Are they dry Marx or still rather wet?
Slightly damp on the inside still I bet

by **Galted** Sun 04 Nov 2012, 10:57 am

Are they dry Marx or still rather wet?
Slightly damp on the inside still I bet
is the zip a bit rusty?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 04 Nov 2012, 12:08 pm

Are they dry Marx or still rather wet?
Slightly damp on the inside still I bet
is the zip a bit rusty?
Yes, the smell's a bit musty

by littleswannygirl Sun 04 Nov 2012, 12:11 pm

Are they dry Marx or still rather wet?
Slightly damp on the inside still I bet
is the zip a bit rusty?
Yes, the smell's a bit musty
Rather like an old fishing net

by **Pal Joey** Sun 04 Nov 2012, 12:30 pm

As they hauled the net on the deck

by **Galted** Sun 04 Nov 2012, 2:37 pm

As they hauled the net on the deck
they gave it a cursory check

by **Kenny** Sun 04 Nov 2012, 3:46 pm

As they hauled the net on the deck
they gave it a cursory check
To make sure no mermaids were caught

by **Pal Joey** Sun 04 Nov 2012, 8:27 pm

As they hauled the net on the deck
they gave it a cursory check
To make sure no mermaids were caught
So they were completely distraught

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 04 Nov 2012, 9:44 pm

As they hauled the net on the deck
they gave it a cursory check
To make sure no mermaids were caught
So they were completely distraught
To find Princess Fiona and Shrek

by **Pal Joey** Sun 04 Nov 2012, 9:46 pm

by two_tone Mon 05 Nov 2012, 2:20 pm

My nose just started to bleed

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 05 Nov 2012, 2:25 pm

My nose just started to bleed
At quite a disturbing speed

by **Galted** Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:02 pm

My nose just started to bleed
At quite a disturbing speed
it's mixed up with snot

by two_tone Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:24 pm

My nose just started to bleed
At quite a disturbing speed
it's mixed up with snot
And has failed to clot

by **Galted** Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:26 pm

My nose just started to bleed
At quite a disturbing speed
it's mixed up with snot
And has failed to clot
a sneezing fit's now all I need

by two_tone Mon 05 Nov 2012, 4:11 pm

That last rhyme was top notch

by **Galted** Mon 05 Nov 2012, 8:33 pm

hat last rhyme was top notch
even better than a kick in the crotch

by two_tone Tue 06 Nov 2012, 11:39 am

That last rhyme was top notch
even better than a kick in the crotch
Not sure we can top it again

by **Galted** Tue 06 Nov 2012, 12:05 pm

That last rhyme was top notch
even better than a kick in the crotch
Not sure we can top it again
so let's make this a sh1t one & then

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 06 Nov 2012, 12:49 pm

That last rhyme was top notch
even better than a kick in the crotch
Not sure we can top it again
so let's make this a sh1t one & then
Throw dung at that bird off 'Springwatch'.

by **Kenny** Tue 06 Nov 2012, 1:34 pm

I really want to live in Space

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 06 Nov 2012, 1:37 pm

I really want to live in Space
And own a spaceship, or maybe a brace

by **Kenny** Tue 06 Nov 2012, 1:38 pm

I really want to live in Space
And own a spaceship, or maybe a brace
I could travel from star to star

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 06 Nov 2012, 1:51 pm

I really want to live in Space
And own a spaceship, or maybe a brace
I could travel from star to star
Bearing gifts I'd traverse afar

by **Kenny** Tue 06 Nov 2012, 1:55 pm

I really want to live in Space
And own a spaceship, or maybe a brace
I could travel from star to star
Bearing gifts I'd traverse afar
and like Capt Kirk i'd shag a new race

by **Pal Joey** Tue 06 Nov 2012, 8:52 pm

The offspring were something to behold

by **Kenny** Tue 06 Nov 2012, 11:03 pm

The offspring were something to behold
With the horns on their heads really bold

by **Pal Joey** Wed 07 Nov 2012, 3:22 am

The offspring were something to behold
With the horns on their heads really bold
But they had a tail and 3 big feet

by **Galted** Wed 07 Nov 2012, 7:33 am

The offspring were something to behold
With the horns on their heads really bold
But they had a tail and 3 big feet
were allergic to wheat

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 07 Nov 2012, 8:30 am

The offspring were something to behold
With the horns on their heads really bold
But they had a tail and 3 big feet
were allergic to wheat
And they lived in Stow-on-the--Wold

by **Galted** Wed 07 Nov 2012, 10:24 am

no surprises then that it's Obama

by **Pal Joey** Wed 07 Nov 2012, 10:34 am

no surprises then that it's Obama
As was expertly predicted by Simon Schama

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 07 Nov 2012, 11:39 am

no surprises then that it's Obama
As was expertly predicted by Simon Schama
He overcame Romney

by **Galted** Wed 07 Nov 2012, 1:04 pm

no surprises then that it's Obama
As was expertly predicted by Simon Schama
He overcame Romney
in a landslide not nominally

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 07 Nov 2012, 1:12 pm

no surprises then that it's Obama
As was expertly predicted by Simon Schama
He overcame Romney
in a landslide not nominally
And he'll celebrate by boffing a llama.

by **Kenny** Wed 07 Nov 2012, 1:22 pm

by **Kenny** Wed 07 Nov 2012, 1:23 pm

So we are going to get 4 more years

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 07 Nov 2012, 1:27 pm

So we are going to get 4 more years
And will it be triumph or tears

by **Kenny** Wed 07 Nov 2012, 1:28 pm

So we are going to get 4 more years
And will it be triumph or tears
Will he win over the doubters

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