The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 1:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Galted** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 1:04 pm

There once was a man from Sri Lanka
Who thought he was a top merchant banker
but to tell you the truth
we could only find proof

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 2:28 pm

There once was a man from Sri Lanka
Who thought he was a top merchant banker
but to tell you the truth
we could only find proof
that he once bought a boat and then sank her

by **Kenny** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 3:20 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 3:21 pm

When your out for a drink with your mates

by **Galted** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 3:47 pm

When your out for a drink with your mates
cos you're all to sad to have dates

by **Kenny** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 3:50 pm

When your out for a drink with your mates
cos you're all to sad to have dates
You act like your some sort of stud

by **Galted** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 3:57 pm

When your out for a drink with your mates
cos you're all to sad to have dates
You act like your some sort of stud
drag your name through the mud

by **Kenny** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 3:59 pm

When your out for a drink with your mates
cos you're all to sad to have dates
You act like your some sort of stud
drag your name through the mud
And become 'That Bloke ' everyone hates

by **Galted** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 4:01 pm

the last one was poignantly true

by **Kenny** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 4:11 pm

the last one was poignantly true
It wasn't about me or you

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 5:07 pm

the last one was poignantly true
It wasn't about me or you
But the principle stands

by **Kenny** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 9:12 pm

the last one was poignantly true
It wasn't about me or you
But the principle stands
and it's out of our hands

by **Pal Joey** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 10:12 pm

the last one was poignantly true
It wasn't about me or you
But the principle stands
and it's out of our hands
Unlike a stick that's covered in glue

by **Kenny** Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:18 am

When your out in the woods at night

by **Galted** Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:50 am

When your out in the woods at night
cos you're bravely avoiding a fight

by **Kenny** Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:58 am

When your out in the woods at night
cos you're bravely avoiding a fight
With a bully who just wouldn't stop

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:24 pm

When your out in the woods at night
cos you're bravely avoiding a fight
With a bully who just wouldn't stop.
Then make sure that you don't swap

by **Kenny** Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:27 pm

When your out in the woods at night
cos you're bravely avoiding a fight
With a bully who just wouldn't stop.
Then make sure that you don't swap
The darkness for a place in the light

by Guest Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:28 pm

This thread needs reviving, lets go

by littleswannygirl Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:04 pm

This thread needs reviving, lets go
There's limericks to be written don't you know

by Guest Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:12 pm

This thread needs reviving, lets go
There's limericks to be written don't you know
I do yes indeed

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:19 pm

This thread needs reviving, lets go
There's limericks to be written don't you know
I do yes indeed
And so with you I plead

by Guest Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:23 pm

This thread needs reviving, lets go
There's limericks to be written don't you know
I do yes indeed
And so with you I plead
To construct some more words into flow

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:40 pm

I once danced with a clown in New York

by Guest Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:41 pm

I once danced with a clown in New York
Who was barley able to walk

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:47 pm

I once danced with a clown in New York
Who was barley able to walk
On account of the nail

by Guest Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:50 pm

I once danced with a clown in New York
Who was barley able to walk
On account of the nail
Please finish the tale

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:56 pm

I once danced with a clown in New York
Who was barley able to walk
On account of the nail
Please finish the tale
It had speared his foot in Dundalk

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:08 pm

There once was a fella from Hull

by Guest Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:08 pm

That sounds rather nasty and sore

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:14 pm

That sounds rather nasty and sore
After trapping his knob in the door

by Guest Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:16 pm

That sounds rather nasty and sore
After trapping his knob in the door
You've lowered the tone!

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:18 pm

That sounds rather nasty and sore
After trapping his knob in the door
You've lowered the tone!
What by trapping my bone ?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:23 pm

That sounds rather nasty and sore
After trapping his knob in the door
You've lowered the tone!
What by trapping my bone ?
It's better than rubbiing it raw!

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:24 pm

by Guest Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:46 pm

Oh my god you are two of a kind

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Oct 2012, 9:18 am

Oh my god you are two of a kind
Then can you guess what's on my mind ?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sat 13 Oct 2012, 1:41 pm

Oh my god you are two of a kind
Then can you guess what's on my mind ?
Is it food, is it drink?

by Guest Sat 13 Oct 2012, 2:27 pm

Oh my god you are two of a kind
Then can you guess what's on my mind ?
Is it food, is it drink?
No it's hairy and pink!

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sat 13 Oct 2012, 2:28 pm

Oh my god you are two of a kind
Then can you guess what's on my mind ?
Is it food, is it drink?
No it's hairy and pink!
Well venture in and you never know what you might find

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 13 Oct 2012, 5:17 pm

If it's hairy and pink, that's my granny, you cad!

by Guest Sat 13 Oct 2012, 5:21 pm

If it's hairy and pink, that's my granny, you cad!
Sorry Marx but I hid that and glad that I had

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 13 Oct 2012, 5:27 pm

If it's hairy and pink, that's my granny, you cad!
Sorry Marx but I hid that and glad that I had
You're a dirty old perv

by Guest Sat 13 Oct 2012, 5:35 pm

If it's hairy and pink, that's my granny, you cad!
Sorry Marx but I hid that and glad that I had
You're a dirty old perv
Oh you've got a nerve

by **Galted** Sat 13 Oct 2012, 6:41 pm

If it's hairy and pink, that's my granny, you cad!
Sorry Marx but I hid that and glad that I had
You're a dirty old perv
Oh you've got a nerve
shut up fools I'm b*gg*ring someone's grandad

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 13 Oct 2012, 8:28 pm

That's about as crude as we can possibly get

by **Galted** Sun 14 Oct 2012, 9:06 am

That's about as crude as we can possibly get
without one involving a pet

by **Kenny** Sun 14 Oct 2012, 5:22 pm

That's about as crude as we can possibly get
without one involving a pet
I tried it but pets tend to bite

by **Galted** Sun 14 Oct 2012, 6:28 pm

That's about as crude as we can possibly get
without one involving a pet
I tried it but pets tend to bite
so cage them and laugh when they fight

by **Kenny** Sun 14 Oct 2012, 8:39 pm

That's about as crude as we can possibly get
without one involving a pet
I tried it but pets tend to bite
so cage them and laugh when they fight
Then slip it in when the blood makes it wet

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