The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 2:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:57 am

A young man had skidded his briefs
which caused his poor mother much grief
The stains just wouldn't come out
so he gave her a clout
Making her look just like Lee van Cleef

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:57 am

A young man had skidded his briefs
which caused his poor mother much grief
The stains just wouldn't come out
so he gave her a clout
Which made her let out a queef.

by two_tone Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:02 am

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:A young man had skidded his briefs
which caused his poor mother much grief
The stains just wouldn't come out
so he gave her a clout
Which made her let out a queef.

Laughed out loud to that one

by **Kenny** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 3:00 pm

Laughed out loud to that one
Said the Usher as her torch shone

by **Galted** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 3:03 pm

Laughed out loud to that one
Said the Usher as her torch shone
then she beggared belief

by **Kenny** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 3:05 pm

Laughed out loud to that one
Said the Usher as her torch shone
then she beggared belief
Shining on a man getting relief

by two_tone Wed 31 Oct 2012, 3:08 pm

Laughed out loud to that one
Said the Usher as her torch shone
then she beggared belief
Shining on a man getting relief
From a girl who resembled Marilyn Manson

by two_tone Wed 31 Oct 2012, 3:28 pm

There was a man with a warped little mind

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 4:00 pm

There was a man with a warped little mind
Whose actions were more than unkind

by two_tone Wed 31 Oct 2012, 4:17 pm

There was a man with a warped little mind
Whose actions were more than unkind
In a blink of an eye

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 4:27 pm

There was a man with a warped little mind
Whose actions were more than unkind
In a blink of an eye
He would fondle your thigh

by two_tone Wed 31 Oct 2012, 4:38 pm

There was a man with a warped little mind
Whose actions were more than unkind
In a blink of an eye
He would fondle your thigh
And slap his c0ck in the face of the blind

by **Galted** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 5:06 pm

two_tone's taken over the thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 5:08 pm

two_tone's taken over the thread
with more innuendo than Right Said Fred

by **Galted** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 5:18 pm

two_tone's taken over the thread
with more innuendo than Right Said Fred
he's a legend in the making

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 5:40 pm

two_tone's taken over the thread
with more innuendo than Right Said Fred
he's a legend in the making
and with no procrastinating

by **Galted** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 5:48 pm

two_tone's taken over the thread
with more innuendo than Right Said Fred
he's a legend in the making
and with no procrastinating
could make whores & sailors go red

by littleswannygirl Wed 31 Oct 2012, 8:16 pm

by two_tone Thu 01 Nov 2012, 10:25 am

I had a punch up with a three legged man

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Nov 2012, 10:31 am

I had a punch up with a three legged man
Who'd been wooing and boning my nan

by **Galted** Thu 01 Nov 2012, 10:48 am

I had a punch up with a three legged man
Who'd been wooing and boning my nan
even though she is dead

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Nov 2012, 10:51 am

I had a punch up with a three legged man
Who'd been wooing and boning my nan
even though she is dead
He'd make love to her head

by **Galted** Thu 01 Nov 2012, 10:59 am

I had a punch up with a three legged man
Who'd been wooing and boning my nan
even though she is dead
He'd make love to her head
then decant all the j1zz into a can

by two_tone Thu 01 Nov 2012, 11:00 am

I had a punch up with a three legged man
Who'd been wooing and boning my nan
even though she is dead
He'd make love to her head
And dug up 4 more for a bang

by two_tone Thu 01 Nov 2012, 11:03 am

I was scratching my balls with a stick

by **Galted** Thu 01 Nov 2012, 11:47 am

I was scratching my balls with a stick
then I leant down and gave them a lick

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Nov 2012, 11:49 am

I was scratching my balls with a stick
then I leant down and gave them a lick
But I noticed a splinter

by **Galted** Thu 01 Nov 2012, 11:53 am

I was scratching my balls with a stick
then I leant down and gave them a lick
But I noticed a splinter
and a dot-matrix printer

by two_tone Thu 01 Nov 2012, 12:15 pm

I was scratching my balls with a stick
then I leant down and gave them a lick
But I noticed a splinter
and a dot-matrix printer
along with jim saville tugging my d1ck

by **Galted** Thu 01 Nov 2012, 12:30 pm

that last one was in shocking taste

by two_tone Thu 01 Nov 2012, 12:49 pm

that last one was in shocking taste
I am sorry if I have disgraced

by **Galted** Thu 01 Nov 2012, 12:59 pm

that last one was in shocking taste
I am sorry if I have disgraced
you should be beaten and strangled

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Nov 2012, 1:09 pm

that last one was in shocking taste
I am sorry if I have disgraced
you should be beaten and strangled
And your testicles mangled

by two_tone Thu 01 Nov 2012, 1:15 pm

that last one was in shocking taste
I am sorry if I have disgraced
you should be beaten and strangled
And your testicles mangled
Then the rest of you thrown in the waste

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Nov 2012, 12:20 pm

The missus was p!ssed up again

by two_tone Fri 02 Nov 2012, 12:46 pm

The missus was p!ssed up again
She had downed a bottle of Glens

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Nov 2012, 12:48 pm

The missus was p!ssed up again
She had downed a bottle of Glens
She was flashing her baps

by two_tone Fri 02 Nov 2012, 12:50 pm

The missus was p!ssed up again
She had downed a bottle of Glens
She was flashing her baps
And exposing her flaps

by **Galted** Fri 02 Nov 2012, 1:12 pm

The missus was p!ssed up again
She had downed a bottle of Glens
She was flashing her baps
And exposing her flaps
so that her hole sucked & slurped like a drain

by two_tone Fri 02 Nov 2012, 1:17 pm

The other day I fell off a roof

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Nov 2012, 1:20 pm

The other day I fell off a roof
While acting out a comedy spoof

by two_tone Fri 02 Nov 2012, 2:24 pm

The other day I fell off a roof
While acting out a comedy spoof
I slipped on the tiles

by **Galted** Fri 02 Nov 2012, 2:42 pm

The other day I fell off a roof
While acting out a comedy spoof
I slipped on the tiles
& won a few smiles

by two_tone Fri 02 Nov 2012, 2:47 pm

The other day I fell off a roof
While acting out a comedy spoof
I slipped on the tiles
& won a few smiles
But sacrificed all but one tooth

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Nov 2012, 3:48 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Nov 2012, 3:50 pm

The World is full of Weirdo's

by two_tone Fri 02 Nov 2012, 4:44 pm

The World is full of Weirdo's
One too many have appeared, so

by **Galted** Fri 02 Nov 2012, 4:49 pm

The World is full of Weirdo's
One too many have appeared, so
institutionalise them all

by two_tone Fri 02 Nov 2012, 5:58 pm

The World is full of Weirdo's
One too many have appeared, so
institutionalise them all
locked up wall to wall

by **Galted** Fri 02 Nov 2012, 6:31 pm

The World is full of Weirdo's
One too many have appeared, so
institutionalise them all
locked up wall to wall
so they can't frolic in their Speedos

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