The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

[Kenny]

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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread


For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

[Pal Joey]

He liked to play golf in the nude
And his putting was equally crude

[two_tone]

He liked to play golf in the nude
And his putting was equally crude
He would use his c0ck as a driver

[Pal Joey]

He liked to play golf in the nude
And his putting was equally crude
He would use his c0ck as a driver
Like a mule up the Khyber

[two_tone]

He liked to play golf in the nude
And his putting was equally crude
He would use his c0ck as a driver
Like a mule up the Khyber
After all this he was eventually sued

[Luckless Pedestrian]

The judge used his c0ck for a gavel

[Pal Joey]

The judge used his c0ck for a gavel
As the Jury contemplated his navel

[Galted]

The judge used his c0ck for a gavel
As the Jury contemplated his navel
he fingered his wig

[Pal Joey]

The judge used his c0ck for a gavel
As the Jury contemplated his navel
he fingered his wig
then did a jaunty jig

[Luckless Pedestrian]

The judge used his c0ck for a gavel
As the Jury contemplated his navel
he fingered his wig
then did a jaunty jig
And stuffed his a-hole full of gravel.

[Guest]

[Pal Joey]

If I was a dog for a day

[Galted]

If I was a dog for a day
I'd lick my own balls, "sit" & "stay"

[Pal Joey]

If I was a dog for a day
I'd lick my own balls, "sit" & "stay"
I could drag my ring on the carpet

[Luckless Pedestrian]

f I was a dog for a day
I'd lick my own balls, "sit" & "stay"
I could drag my ring on the carpet
And dry-hump Morten Harket

[Pal Joey]

If I was a dog for a day
I'd lick my own balls, "sit" & "stay"
I could drag my ring on the carpet
And dry-hump Morten Harket
To the tune of "Let Nothing Stand in My Way"

[Galted]

[Kenny]

[Kenny]

There once was a woman from Ghana

[Galted]

There once was a woman from Ghana
who was offended by words like "banana"

[Kenny]

There once was a woman from Ghana
who was offended by words like "banana"
She thought they were rude

[Galted]

There once was a woman from Ghana
who was offended by words like "banana"
She thought they were rude
& f***ing well crude

[Kenny]

There once was a woman from Ghana
who was offended by words like "banana"
She thought they were rude
& f***ing well crude
Especially when they included her Nanna

[Pal Joey]

[Guest]

I've just thrown my toys out the pram

[Pal Joey]

I've just thrown my toys out the pram
In the middle of my medical exam

[Guest]

I've just thrown my toys out the pram
In the middle of my medical exam
I guess that I failed

[Pal Joey]

I've just thrown my toys out the pram
In the middle of my medical exam
I guess that I failed
And I'll soon be impaled

[JuliusHMarx]

I've just thrown my toys out the pram
In the middle of my medical exam
I guess that I failed
And I'll soon be impaled
And my liver be sold by the gram

[Kenny]

It will take a miracle to make us the best

[Pal Joey]

It will take a miracle to make us the best
And prove we're a cut above the rest

[Kenny]

It will take a miracle to make us the best
And prove we're a cut above the rest
But with practice and time

[littleswannygirl]

It will take a miracle to make us the best
And prove we're a cut above the rest
But with practice and time
We'll become the kings of rhyme

[Kenny]

It will take a miracle to make us the best
And prove we're a cut above the rest
But with practice and time
We'll become the kings of rhyme
And then be able to pass any test

[Pal Joey]

It's a funny old place Australia

[JuliusHMarx]

It's a funny old place Australia
You got sent there if you were a failure

[Kenny]

It's a funny old place Australia
You got sent there if you were a failure
all the rogues and the cons

[Pal Joey]

It's a funny old place Australia
You got sent there if you were a failure
But one thing they didn't bank on

[Kenny]

It's a funny old place Australia
You got sent there if you were a failure
But one thing they didn't bank on
Was the sporting success of the ex con

[JuliusHMarx]

It's a funny old place Australia
You got sent there if you were a failure
But one thing they didn't bank on
Was the sporting success of the ex con
And if I ever go there I'll mail ya

[Pal Joey]

(mate just PM me a week or so in advance)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

[Kenny]

Far from the maddening crowd

[JuliusHMarx]

Far from the maddening crowd
I'm shacked up with two of Girls Aloud

[Kenny]

Far from the maddening crowd
I'm shacked up with two of Girls Aloud
It's a good job i'm frisky

[Pal Joey]

Far from the maddening crowd
I'm shacked up with two of Girls Aloud
It's a good job i'm frisky
and souped up on whiskey

[JuliusHMarx]

Far from the maddening crowd
I'm shacked up with two of Girls Aloud
It's a good job i'm frisky
and souped up on whiskey
Cos I'm performing acts of which I'm not proud

[Pal Joey]

They say it's a winter of discontent

[JuliusHMarx]

They say it's a winter of discontent
And I've never understood what "hoots mon" meant

[Pal Joey]

They say it's a winter of discontent
And I've never understood what "hoots mon" meant
Why don't you go ask a Scotsman?

[JuliusHMarx]

They say it's a winter of discontent
And I've never understood what "hoots mon" meant
Why don't you go ask a Scotsman?
Because I'd rather draw lots than

[Pal Joey]

They say it's a winter of discontent
And I've never understood what "hoots mon" meant
Why don't you go ask a Scotsman?
Because I'd rather draw lots than
Get on the wrong side of Brent

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