The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

[Pal Joey]

Buenos días, los tres amigos.

I was caught up somewhere in the Milky Bar Way yesterday.

a dime for your thoughts?

Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty
Sound of their breath fades with the light

Are you hoping Michael Cadbury plays a scorcher tonight? It's just starting here.

[superflyweight]

meh? that is so gay.

You love it sweetcheeks!

[rIck_dAgless]

Well sean, belter of a thread split

[seanmichaels]

Are you hoping Michael Cadbury plays a scorcher tonight? It's just starting here.

Don't rate Cadders. He's big mates with Alex Tudor (sconned at Perth!) whose brother I used to play against. Had a lot of banjo with him - he could hit the ball miles.

[seanmichaels]

Well sean, belter of a thread split

what was it?

[rIck_dAgless]

what was it?

this

meh? that is so gay.

[seanmichaels]

well it is. my shrink said 'meh' though, and it was very sexy. she has cracking legs....

[Pal Joey]

So wet here for the last 2 days.
I almost went to see The Water Diviner today but was prevented by the big floods. Seems an OK film though.
The Russian/Ukrainian bird looks fit enough to hold my attention.

[superflyweight]

It's disappointing that the thread split will essentially be homophobic abuse.

Particularly as it's directed at me. At least start with sean and then move on.

[Mind the windows Tino.]

It's disappointing that the thread split will essentially be homophobic abuse.  

Particularly as it's directed at me.  At least start with sean and then move on.  

They (Adam, the big flouncing girl) got rid of my 'C*nts!' post that should, by all rights, have been the OP for this thread split. After great work by you and I. What a waste that was.

So they shouldn't really let Sean's homophobic abuse stand. Especially coming from the biggest bender in the Culture Cup.

[seanmichaels]

Don't blame the player, blame the game.

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Don't blame the player, blame the game.

#haterz

[seanmichaels]

@h8ta

[seanmichaels]

what food shall i eat tonight? i'm void of inspiration. just me so doesn't have to be healthy.

[rIck_dAgless]

Honey glazed roast gammon with new potatoes and mushy peas

[Mind the windows Tino.]

A pack of uncle Ben's golden vegetable rice.

[seanmichaels]

Honey glazed roast gammon with new potatoes and mushy peas

that actually is a contender....

i can use the remaining ham for sandwiches. good shout.

[seanmichaels]

what are you having for dinner windows? all bran? cheerios?

[Mind the windows Tino.]

what are you having for dinner windows? all bran? cheerios?

Probably shredded wheat. Mrs Windows bought a box that is about size of a small flat so I need to crack on with that.

Didn't fancy the uncle Ben's then? That's what I had for lunch yesterday. It was lovely. Bit of grated cheese mixed in.

[seanmichaels]

Didn't fancy the uncle Ben's then?  That's what I had for lunch yesterday.  It was lovely.  Bit of grated cheese mixed in.

I do like them. with a fat pork chop.

[Union Cane]

Crème egg.

[rIck_dAgless]

that actually is a contender....

i can use the remaining ham for sandwiches. good shout.

And a pea and ham soup using the mirepoix that you boiled it in

[Mind the windows Tino.]

that actually is a contender....

i can use the remaining ham for sandwiches. good shout.

And a pea and ham soup using the mirepoix that you boiled it in

[seanmichaels]

I really don't know what a creme egg is Cane?

Had to google mirepoix. I do use that but I call it (and thought it was called) soffritto

[superflyweight]

Both gay and homophobic on here today.

[Guest]

TRUSS should be along any minute then

[Mind the windows Tino.]

I really don't know what a creme egg is Cane?

Had to google mirepoix. I do use that but I call it (and thought it was called) soffritto

Oh for the sake of f*ck.

I expect that from you, but not from RiCko. He's a Man of the North. Calling it a pot would have been fine.

[seanmichaels]

I really don't know what a creme egg is Cane?

Had to google mirepoix. I do use that but I call it (and thought it was called) soffritto

Oh for the sake of f*ck.

I expect that from you, but not from RiCko.  He's a Man of the North.  Calling it a pot would have been fine.

it isn't a pot? it is a finely chopped blend of carrot onion and celery. Fantastic base for stews and soups. Can't have a bolognese without it.

[seanmichaels]

Glated probably uses soffritto regularly in his vegan diet.

[Mind the windows Tino.]

I really don't know what a creme egg is Cane?

Had to google mirepoix. I do use that but I call it (and thought it was called) soffritto

Oh for the sake of f*ck.

I expect that from you, but not from RiCko.  He's a Man of the North.  Calling it a pot would have been fine.

it isn't a pot? it is a finely chopped blend of carrot onion and celery. Fantastic base for stews and soups. Can't have a bolognese without it.

Yes I know that, you nonce.

People in the north west call everything a 'pot'. Beef is roasted in a pot. Stew is cooked in a pot. Gravy is made in a pot. Everything is from a pot.

RickO is from the north west. That's why I said it.

Maybe it never made it as far as Northwich.

[Union Cane]

How can you not know what a crème egg is?

That's crazy talk.

[rIck_dAgless]

Maybe it never made it as far as Northwich.

only just domesticated the dog in Northwich mate, if you aint chewing it off the bone then it aint food.

Had a curry the other day and now my wee smells like butter, ghee whizz! (sorry)

[Rowley]

Mm, troubling, deeply, deeply troubling.

[rIck_dAgless]

Place goes to the dogs when you are not around Jeff

[JuliusHMarx]

Maybe it never made it as far as Northwich.

only just domesticated the dog in Northwich mate, if you aint chewing it off the bone then it aint food.

Had a curry the other day and now my wee smells like butter, ghee whizz! (sorry)

Aloo there rick. Sounds like a bit of a saaga.

This is beneath Jeff.

[Rowley]

When tina ends up as the most northerly man on here things are beyond repair.

[rIck_dAgless]

Aloo there rick. Sounds like a bit of a saaga.

This is beneath Jeff.

Golly gosht you are correct Jules

[superflyweight]

You all sound like a right bunch of naancys.

[Mind the windows Tino.]

When tina ends up as the most northerly man on here things are beyond repair.

I can't work out if you're offending me or complimenting me.

[rIck_dAgless]

We are going down a dodgy path(ia) here

[ShahenshahG]

When tina ends up as the most northerly man on here things are beyond repair.

Been punched through his wall again has he?

[JuliusHMarx]

We are going down a dodgy path(ia) here

True, although personally I wouldn't say bhuna to a goose.

[Rowley]

When tina ends up as the most northerly man on here things are beyond repair.

I can't work out if you're offending me or complimenting me.

Even I wasn't sure when I wrote it Tina, in the interests of harmony we'll consider it a compliment. Also with Rick seemingly lost to us men of the North, I really can't afford to be overly choosy any more.

[rIck_dAgless]

Though it could still be funny so dhansak it off just yet,

[Galted]

When tina ends up as the most northerly man on here things are beyond repair.

I can't work out if you're offending me or complimenting me.

Even I wasn't sure when I wrote it Tina, in the interests of harmony we'll consider it a compliment. Also with Rick seemingly lost to us men of the North, I really can't afford to be overly choosy any more.

I've had to use the Northern Line before so I can step in for him if you need a replacement. And I used to p1ss into a bottle I kep next to my bed and empty it out the window (it was an Evian bottle though, with the top quarter removed).

[Galted]

Kep = kept

[Rowley]

It was all going so well until the Evian bottle revelation Galted. Up until that point I was ready to accept you into the fold. As it is I still hold you in absolute contempt. It's such a fine line sometimes.

[rIck_dAgless]

It was all going so well until the Evian bottle revelation Galted. Up until that point I was ready to accept you into the fold. As it is I still hold you in absolute contempt. It's such a fine line sometimes.

If it had been a Barr's Dandelion and Burdock bought from the pop lorry man then that would have been cool.

[Mind the windows Tino.]

It was all going so well until the Evian bottle revelation Galted. Up until that point I was ready to accept you into the fold. As it is I still hold you in absolute contempt. It's such a fine line sometimes.

If it had been a Barr's Dandelion and Burdock bought from the pop lorry man then that would have been cool.

You're trying too hard now, RicK.

I will overlook your mirepoix thingy but Jeff is a much harsher critic than me.

[rIck_dAgless]

I will overlook your mirepoix thingy but Jeff is a much harsher critic than me.

Fair point Tino, I will just weep over my pie and tripe butty and kick the whippet in shame.

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