It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 07 Apr 2017, 8:34 am

First topic message reminder :

Getting noshed off a tramp

by **Pal Joey** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 9:40 am

Only asking. No need to lose your eid over it!

by **Pal Joey** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 9:40 am

Page 20... at last.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 10:04 am

39 posts for the Split, great effort chaps, and a true showing of Jules importance to this board.

Don't let up now.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 10:04 am

Or now.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 10:09 am

Thanks everyone. I'm humbled.

by **Galted** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 10:15 am

Was going to use these on the rugby board but they'd be better spent on the Save Jules campaign.

by **Galted** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 10:16 am

You're just a WUM, you've never actually played.

by **Galted** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 10:16 am

You're just a WUM, you only come on here to diss Wales.

by **Galted** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 10:17 am

I'm not saying that the referee was the reason we lost but the reason we lost was the referee.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 10:27 am

Better use of trolling mate.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 10:52 am

Buenos notches.

Hassan has left a skid mark along the bannister, as he clambered up it and knocked his nappy askew. Wife is looking at me as if to say...he doesn't get this from me.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 11:10 am

Nope, if he is full of sh1t, he has to get that from you.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 11:43 am

He isn't full of sh*t...it's all in the Nappy.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 11:51 am

Or on the bannister...

Just go have a dump on the stairs, mark your territory back.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 12:11 pm

No thank you. I haven't got a nappy to cushion my ar*e from the inevitable friction burn should the worst happen. Might have to put the bannister through Michaels' Frenchie's muff to sand away hassans anointing of it.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 12:13 pm

Fair enough.

BLT, salt and vinegar French Fries. 7/10

That should get the thread moving again.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 12:30 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Fair enough.

BLT, salt and vinegar French Fries. 7/10

That should get the thread moving again.

Not to mention Hassan's bowels.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 1:37 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40405421

Surreal

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 2:53 pm

https://despair.com/collections/demotivators

Quality stuff...

I intend to get one in the workplace.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 27 Jun 2017, 7:34 am

Morning notcherinos, one big push today.

Fist

Shah you in a food/weed coma?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 27 Jun 2017, 7:57 am

Morning rick

The excitement is almost too much to bear. As will be the disappointment when the thread gets michaelsed at around ~~11:48~~ 7:57.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 27 Jun 2017, 9:05 am

Morning not cherished

Insanely busy atm

Unfortunately mum got it into her head to add ginger to the roast marinade. Everyone else loved it but I hate the taste. No food coma and weed on the weekend hopefully. See you later chaps

P.S notcherinos autocorrected into not cherished, I thought it was fitting considering Julius's current malaise.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 27 Jun 2017, 9:54 am

I might start a limerick on here.

by **Galted** Tue 27 Jun 2017, 10:04 am

I might start a limerick on here
That's a risk with the thread split so near

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 27 Jun 2017, 10:23 am

I might start a limerick on here
That's a risk with the thread split so near
It may mean that Jules stays

by **Pal Joey** Tue 27 Jun 2017, 10:41 am

I might start a limerick on here
That's a risk with the thread split so near
It may mean that Jules stays
or postpones his holidays

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 27 Jun 2017, 10:58 am

I might start a limerick on here
That's a risk with the thread split so near
It may mean that Jules stays
or postpones his holidays
Yeah, what the heck, I can always go next year.

by **Galted** Tue 27 Jun 2017, 11:46 am

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 27 Jun 2017, 1:17 pm

This thread does need a poetic boost

by **Galted** Tue 27 Jun 2017, 4:09 pm

This thread does need a poetic boost
Or else you'll find that it's toost

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 27 Jun 2017, 4:10 pm

This thread does need a poetic boost
Or else you'll find that it's toost
a nice scottish burr

by 1GrumpyGolfer Tue 27 Jun 2017, 7:15 pm

This thread does need a poetic boost
Or else you'll find that it's toost
a nice scottish burr
Makes Galted's cat purr

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 27 Jun 2017, 7:32 pm

This thread does need a poetic boost
Or else you'll find that it's toost
a nice scottish burr
Makes Galted's cat purr
It's the Culture Cup not the phucking limerick thread

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 27 Jun 2017, 8:53 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:This thread does need a poetic boost
Or else you'll find that it's toost
a nice scottish burr
Makes Galted's cat purr
It's the Culture Cup not the phucking limerick thread

And then the culture cup's chicken came home to roost.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Jun 2017, 7:09 am

Gutentag Notcherinos

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Jun 2017, 7:14 am

Morning Shah.

All good in eid hood?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Jun 2017, 7:23 am

Dull actually, grey and miserable and I am fecking knackered. What about you?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Jun 2017, 7:26 am

Similar to be honest mate, and mildly moist as well.

Half day tomorrow to swing past the motherland to pick up the old man to take him Horse Racing on Friday, so hoping the weather sorts its shizz out.

We letting J'dizzle get the split?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Jun 2017, 8:34 am

Good morning Shah and rick.

How many to go?
I thought J'dizzle was on the cricket boards.

by **Galted** Wed 28 Jun 2017, 8:35 am

Be careful about posting now, don't want the OP for the split to be a sh*t one.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Jun 2017, 8:38 am

Yeah, there's already enough sh*t on the bannister at Shah's compound.

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