It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

A booze-pilfering drunken feral pig has caused chaos by running amok at an Australian campsite and starting a fight with a cow.

The belligerent porker went on a drunken bender after stealing and drinking three six-packs of beer that had been left out by campers at the DeGrey River campsite in Port Hedland, Australia.

In the predictable series of events that followed the animal went on to ransack rubbish bin bags to find some late-night snacks before starting a fight with an innocent eyewitness cow.

Following the boarish rampage the pig decided to swim out into the middle of a river before collapsing drunk under a tree and falling asleep.

One camper named Merida recounted the tale to the ABC network: "It was in the middle of the night and it was these people camping opposite us and they heard this crunching of the can and they got their torch out and shone it on the pig and there he was scrunching away at their cans."

"Then he went and raided their rubbish that they had sort of covered over with a bin as well.

"And then there was some other people camped right on the river and they saw him running around their vehicle being chased by a cow.

"It was going around and around and then it went into the river and swam across to the middle of the river.

"The people that were camped on the river went across and crept up on it and it was hiding and sleeping under a big log right on the edge of the water."

"It was sort of coming from there for a couple of days but we didn't see it this morning or last night."

A booze-pilfering drunken feral pig has caused chaos by running amok at an Australian campsite and starting a fight with a cow.

The belligerent porker went on a drunken bender after stealing and drinking three six-packs of beer that had been left out by campers at the DeGrey River campsite in Port Hedland, Australia.

In the predictable series of events that followed the animal went on to ransack rubbish bin bags to find some late-night snacks before starting a fight with an innocent eyewitness cow.

Following the boarish rampage the pig decided to swim out into the middle of a river before collapsing drunk under a tree and falling asleep.

One camper named Merida recounted the tale to the ABC network: "It was in the middle of the night and it was these people camping opposite us and they heard this crunching of the can and they got their torch out and shone it on the pig and there he was scrunching away at their cans."

"Then he went and raided their rubbish that they had sort of covered over with a bin as well.

"And then there was some other people camped right on the river and they saw him running around their vehicle being chased by a cow.

"It was going around and around and then it went into the river and swam across to the middle of the river.

"The people that were camped on the river went across and crept up on it and it was hiding and sleeping under a big log right on the edge of the water."

"It was sort of coming from there for a couple of days but we didn't see it this morning or last night."

ShahenshahG wrote:IS it this one or the next?

It was this one, so delete it

It was So Good I had to post it twice

It is a fine tale Shah, and I hope that pig goes on to a long an happy life!

Good morning all. Love getting up and being able to watch the cricket whilst waiting for TSMR to get ready.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3009268/Pig-called-Frances-Bacon-dubbed-drunken-swine-banned-pub-stealing-pints-headbutting-drinkers.html

They're a f*cking menace! Deport the f*ckers.

Rowley wrote:Good morning all. Love getting up and being able to watch the cricket whilst waiting for TSMR to get ready.

I wish i'd known you'd turn out to be such a bitch. I would have abused you alot more. I am forever missing opportunities.

Morning Jeff, it would be a bit more creepy watching TSMR getting ready whilst waiting for the cricket to start.

Shah this better not be the start of one of your muslamic conspiracies to rid the UK of bacon that I keep reading about in the Daily Mail...

Just posting this to see if I'm closing in on any milestones.

Nope.

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Jeff, it would be a bit more creepy watching TSMR getting ready whilst waiting for the cricket to start.

Shah this better not be the start of one of your muslamic conspiracies to rid the UK of bacon that I keep reading about in the Daily Mail...

You mean you haven't heard that all the Bacon in the UK is halal?

Morning Galts...

I have heard that, Shah, it is where they kill the animals with ray-gunz powered by hate isn't it?

I suppose I should start thinking about something for 8000.

Morning Jeff, it would be a lot more fun watching TSMR getting ready whilst waiting for the cricket to start.

Only 3 months til the next thread split. Yay!

Quality over Quantity Jules, Quality over Quantity.

ShahenshahG wrote:Quality over Quantity Jules, Quality over Quantity.

You mean like this? :-

Quality
Quantity

JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Quality over Quantity Jules, Quality over Quantity.

You mean like this? :-

Quality
Quantity

Just like that Jules. You are a marvel. Thank god it was Tino who was sacked and not you.

Well that stopped that in its tracks

Yup, the cup was going better than it has in ages, and you knacked it.

Quick, someone have lunch.

Ham Salad, dry roasted peanuts (Nobby's) Cup of tea (milk no sugar) 8/10

Afternoon all, weather is awful here!

9 small chicken samosa with hp sauce and a bottle of water. 8/10

Fact of the day

Treasure Island in Lake Mindemoya on Manitoulin Island in Lake Huron is the largest island in a lake on an island in a lake in the world.

99% of all the species that have ever lived are now extinct.

The original BBC licence fee cost the equivalent of 50p.

Saudi women have won the right to vote, but not the right, to drive to the polling station.

In North Welsh, the word for ‘now’ is rwan, in South Welsh it is nawr, the same word spelt backwards.

Jentacular adj. Breakfasty; breakfastish; of, or relating to, breakfast.

More than 60% of pandas born in captivity die within a week.

Word of the day, ARISTOLOGIST, you are a person who devotes your life to the study of breakfast

In the 1970’s an American breakfast cereal called Franken Berry caused widespread panic because it turned children’s poo pink.

The Federal Aviation Administration is the only government agency to have its own theme song.

From 1919-1948 Korea’s national anthem was sung to the tune of “auld lang syne”

The Netherlands imports prisoners from Norway.

Scottish inventions include adhesive stamps, Bovril, Colour Photography, the decimal point, the Lawnmower, the raincoat and lime cordial.

The Diane’s bare-hearted glass frog, discovered in Costa Rica last year, looks like Kermit and has a transparent tummy,

#Quote of the day

We all have our time machines, don’t we. Those that take us back are memories… And those that carry us forward, are dreams.
H.G. Wells.

rick_dagless wrote:
In the 1970’s an American breakfast cereal called Franken Berry caused widespread panic because it turned children’s poo pink.

I ate Franken Berry in the 1970s and I'm fairly sure that didn't happen to me.

That was because you were not a child in the 70's Jules...

Either that or you didn't chew properly?

Or had a particularly robust digestive system.

I'd have been 6 or 7 years old. What definition of 'child' are you using?

I thought you were in your mid 40's then Jules, so apologies...

rick_dagless wrote:I thought you were in your mid 40's then Jules, so apologies...

The only reason I'm dignifying that with a response is because we need all the posts we can get.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:I thought you were in your mid 40's then Jules, so apologies...

The only reason I'm dignifying that with a response is because we need all the posts we can get.

It was almost beneath Julius but never made it out from beneath Rowley.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38018153

A round of applause for Clapper.

JuliusHMarx wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38018153

A round of applause for Clapper.

The US intelligence chief, not done a very good job of it has he?

Gutentag Notches.

Wonder if Clapper will be doing the after dinner rounds...

Morning all.

Morning Rick The Brick and Julius the Curious. Happy Friday to the both of ya.

You will love this Rick.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3935094/Bizarre-birther-theory-suggests-Donald-Trump-born-PAKISTAN-adopted-taken-America-parents-died-car-accident.html#comments

Haha, ask your lass, she will be able to confirm Shah, all the village folk know each other... Right?

Some cracking boxing this weekend mate, even channel 5 has come fights on.

rick_dagless wrote:Haha, ask your lass, she will be able to confirm Shah, all the village folk know each other... Right?

Some cracking boxing this weekend mate, even channel 5 has come fights on.

You f*cking poofter

Oops, to be fair, it is George Groves, so this may not be too far off the truth.

You watching the Ward Kovalev?

Shah is not watching the Ward, I thought the Head Nurse was doing that. And why are you calling him Kovalev?

Hell yeah, first fight worth watching in years. Got the boxnation internet subscription so will be watching off the projector. Maybe some good food and good company so all is good. What about you? Its your 8k make it a good un

JuliusHMarx wrote:Shah is not watching the Ward, I thought the Head Nurse was doing that. And why are you calling him Kovalev?

It's my name when i'm pimping out Galtova to Hugh Jackman.

Morning Jule the Mule

Hugh Jackman - hell of a nice guy. And almost certainly a better lover than Galted (or Tino).

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-38013000

lol out loud

JuliusHMarx wrote:Hugh Jackman - hell of a nice guy. And almost certainly a better lover than Galted (or Tino).

i bet he can control his children and navigate the leaf strewn autumn breeze with impunity as well.

ShahenshahG wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-38013000

lol out loud

I like the last line of the article - "And this time, it seems, she may have shot herself in the foot." Always good to end a murder story with a joke.

Standards at the beeb are slipping mate.

http://www.newsdzezimbabwe.co.uk/2016/08/govt-abolishes-8000-posts.html

rick_dagless wrote:http://www.newsdzezimbabwe.co.uk/2016/08/govt-abolishes-8000-posts.html

They'll never reach thread split if they abolish 8000 posts.

This now means I can start from 0, Jules....

Ah. Hadn't spotted that. Excellent work rick.

Cheers, I may celebrate by posting a quiz in an hour or so, it has been a while.