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FC Basel - Vacancy - Apply within - Must not be a douche or CF
Bordeaux - Fernando
Bremen - Miky
Genk - Trebs
Granada - Azzy
Montpellier - Marky
PAOK - Afro
Twente - Hero
Verona - Nadeem

Tom Ince has the worst decision-making skills in football. Turned down Inter Milan, now England. What a doofus.

Nothing is worse then my shot making skills at the new Cricket game

What new cricket game?

I bought Don Bradman Cricket cos i had a voucher for £20 off and im awful

Went to wolverhampton tonight. Poopie night.

I've won 3 tickets to Man City today, that's going to be odd.

Nando it's great. Makes you play as you would in real life. Every one of my shots is a flick off the legs, pull, smash to long on or late cut edged to slips

My highest score is 17 off 12 and a grand total of 33 all out online

What do you guys think of the Atletico Madrid Midfielder, Gabi?

Certainly add some grit to the centre of your team

On a draft league I'm in I've just completed my 18 players and have ended up with the following:



(18) Hero606v2 - Lionel Messi, Isco, Daley Blind, Ángel Di María, Juan Bernat, David Luiz, Bas Dost, Aaron Ramsey, Marc Bartra, Sebastien Jung, Holger Badstuber, Julian Draxler, Ander Herrera, Marek Hamšík, José Luis Gayà, Ron-Robert Zieler, Nicolás Gaitán, Onur Kivrak

Was thinking of this as my starting eleven and formation:

4-3-3 (false 11)

-----------Robert Zieler-------------
Jung---Bartra---Badstuber---Bernat
-----Isco----Hererra---Ramsey----
----Di Maria----Messi----Gaitan----

Subs: Kivrak, Luiz, Gaya, Blind, Hamsik, Draxler, Dost

David luiz has to start surely? Prefer hamsik and blind in your midfield.

Honestly id play

---------------Zieler
---Jung --- Luiz --- Bartra -- Bernat
------------Blind --- Ramsey
-------------------Isco
--------Di Maria --------Draxler
---------------------Messi

Hamsik has to be in over Draxler and Gaitan surely?

Not sure he's much of a winger tbh Afro which is seemingly what Hero is going for.

Sorry forgot to mention they vote quite a bit on form over talent so Draxler will prob get down voted at present.

Well that's a nice change Id suggest playing Sideshow Bob & buying a CB

Squad can't be changed anymore, it's a tournament set up, once it finishes they draft again.

These are the finished squads:

(18) The Red Viper - Franck Ribéry, Neymar, Luka Modrić, Thiago Silva, Daniele De Rossi, Philippe Coutinho, Wayne Rooney, Filipe Luís, Andrea Pirlo, Per Mertesacker, Rafinha, Diego López, Bacary Sagna, Marcos Rojo, Mattia Perin, Ricardo Carvalho, Edin Džeko, Dušan Tadić.

(18) Plymouth Gooner - Cristiano Ronaldo, James Rodríguez, Oscar, Marcelo, Jérôme Boateng, Dante, Robin van Persie, William Carvalho, Jackson Martínez, João Moutinho, Mateo Kovačić, Camilo Zúñiga, Jesús Navas, Steven Gerrard, Maxi Pereira, Raúl Albiol, Rui Patrício, Fabiano.

(18) Ollie - Nemanja Matić, Javier Mascherano, Yaya Touré, César Azpilicueta, Edinson Cavani, Benedikt Höwedes, Gaël Clichy, Carlos Vela, Xherdan Shaqiri, Ezequiel Garay, Mathieu Debuchy, Paulo Dybala, Mateo Musacchio, Juan Mata, Bernd Leno, Luciano Vietto, Keylor Navas, Kevin Mirallas.

(18) kaboose - Philipp Lahm, Manuel Neuer, Pablo Zabaleta, Jordan Amavi, Karim Bellarabi, Mesut Özil, Olivier Giroud, John Stones, Dimitri Payet, Denis Cheryshev, Zlatko Junuzović, Martin Škrtel, Nicolas N'Koulou, Shinji Kagawa, Felipe Anderson, Robin Knoche, Franco Di Santo, Ben Foster

(18) mrwatfordfc - Mats Hummels, Sergio Busquets, Christian Eriksen, Daniel Sturridge, Willian, Vincent Kompany, Kevin Strootman, Seamus Coleman, Samir Nasri, Guilherme Siqueira, Joe Hart, İlkay Gündoğan, Sven Bender, Ryan Bertrand, Iker Muniain, Roman Weidenfeller, Alvaro Arbeloa, Stefan Kiessling

(18) Joga bonito - Robert Lewandowski, Xabi Alonso, David Alaba, Branislav Ivanović, Lucas Moura, Wesley Sneijder, Arda Turan, Radja Nainggolan, Marquinhos, Dries Mertens, Mamadou Sakho, Davide Astori, Tiago, Pablo Piatti, Javier Pastore, Axel Witsel, Diego Alves, Sergio Asenjo.

(18) borobob - Paul Pogba, Mario Götze, Sergio Ramos, Kevin De Bruyne, Alexandre Lacazette, Roberto Firmino, Naldo, Miranda, Franco Vázquez, Danilo, Jetro Willems, Grzegorz Krychowiak, Fernando, Vieirinha, Alexander Meier, Yann Sommer, Diego Benaglio, Santiago Arias.

(18) WAFC Dan - Koke, Ricardo Rodriguez, Raphaël Varane, Memphis Depay, Shkodran Mustafi, Gabi, Héctor Herrera, Łukasz Piszczek, Samir Handanović, Jonathan Soriano, Yacine Brahimi, Wilfried Bony, Matthias Ginter, Sofiane Feghouli, Alex Song, Miguel Ángel Moyà, James McCarthy, Sebastien Rudy

(18) Guyett - Thomas Müller, Arjen Robben, Antoine Greizmann, Ivan Rakitić, Christoph Kramer, Toby Alderweireld, Harry Kane, Matteo Darmian, Domenico Criscito, Claudio Bravo, Aymeric Laporte, Jérémy Mathieu, Yehven Konoplyanka, Nabil Bentaleb, Mathieu Valbuena, Danijel Subašić, Charlie Austin, Michael Carrick.

(18) CeilingVitaly - Marco Reus, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Nigel de Jong, Domenico Berardi, Hakan Çalhanoğlu, Gonzalo Higuaín, Gerard Piqué, Simon Kjær, Aleksandar Kolarov, Dani Parejo, Hugo Lloris, Paul Verhaegh, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Marc-André ter Stegen, Andriy Yarmolenko, Kostas Manolas, Mattia De Sciglio, Granit Xhaka.

(18) Purple Bananaa - Diego Godín, John Terry, Marco Verratti, Mario Mandžukić, Pedro, Dani Carvajal, Antonio Candreva, Fredy Guarín, Javi Martínez, Marcel Schmelzer, Lorenzo Insigne, Maxwell, Guiseppe Rossi, Steve Mandanda, Thiago Alcântara, Juan Iturbe, Felipe Melo, Fernando Muslera.

(18) Hero606v2 - Lionel Messi, Isco, Daley Blind, Ángel Di María, Juan Bernat, David Luiz, Bas Dost, Aaron Ramsey, Marc Bartra, Sebastien Jung, Holger Badstuber, Julian Draxler, Ander Herrera, Marek Hamšík, José Luis Gayà, Ron-Robert Zieler, Nicolás Gaitán, Onur Kivrak.

(18) AJ's Right Peg - Sergio Agüero, Alexis Sánchez, Toni Kroos, Lars Bender, Juan Cuadrado, Heung-Min Son, Sokratis Papastathopoulos, Darijo Srna, Jose Fonte, Layvin Kurzawa, Stefan de Vrij, Morgan De Sanctis, Adem Ljajic, Loïc Perrin, Demba Ba, Gökhan Inler, Stéphane Ruffier, Lucas Biglia

(18) Bleeds - Asier Illarramendi, Karim Benzema, Blaise Matuidi, Medhi Benatia, Miralem Pjanić, Mohamed Salah, Dani Alves, Choupo-Moting, Kwadwo Asamoah, Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa, Nicolás Otamendi, Luiz Adriano, Henrikh Mkhitaryan, Geoffrey Kondogbia, Helton Arruda, Joël Veltman, Vincent Enyeama, Kevin Volland.

(18) The Doc - Giorgio Chiellini, Diego Costa, Santi Cazorla, Claudio Marchisio, Neven Subotić, Gianluigi Buffon, Jonathan de Guzmán, Jordan Henderson, Sergio Garcia, Ahmed Musa, Christian Maggio, Juan Jesus, Klaas-Jan Huntelaar, Éder Balanta, Maicon, Alberto Bueno, Bruno Alves, Anthony Lopes.

(18) JH1980 - Gareth Bale, Andrea Barzagli, Cesc Fàbregas, Leonardo Bonucci, José Callejón, Thiago Motta, Iker Casillas, André-Pierre Gignac, Patrice Evra, Stephan Lichtsteiner, Fernandinho, Martín Cáceres, Manolo Gabbiadini, Luca Toni, Rene Adler, Mauricio Isla, Simone Pepe, Oliver Sorg.

(18) Blasian Baggie - Eden Hazard, Saido Berahino, Matija Nastasić, Borja Valero, Kurt Zouma, Kieran Gibbs, Daryl Janmaat, Jeremy Toulalan, Emre Can, Jeremy Menez, Thibaut Courtois, Carlos Bacca, Casemiro, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, James Milner, Mark Schwarzer, Ömer Toprak, Mário Fernandes.

(18) Baltic - Luis Suárez, Arturo Vidal, Jordi Alba, Sami Khedira, Juanfran, André Schürrle, Ramires, Laurent Koscielny, Ezequiel Lavezzi, Bruno Martins Indi, Asmir Begović, Petr Čech, Seydou Doumbia, Aleksandar Dragović, Hulk, Roman Eremenko, Yasuhito Endō, Theo Walcott.

(18) Easty - David Silva, Zlatan Ibrahimović, Luiz Gustavo, Pepe, Raheem Sterling, Andrés Iniesta, Eliaquim Mangala, Gregory van der Wiel, Alex Sandro, Maxime Gonalons, Salvatore Sirigu, Mauro Icardi, Xavi, Nabil Fekir, Ignacio Camacho, Igor Akinfeev, Andrea Raggi, Tony Jantschke.

(18) Shance - Morgan Schneiderlin, Francesco Totti, Carlos Tevez, David De Gea, Nathaniel Clyne, Gary Cahill, Gervinho, Victor Wanyama, Stephan El Shaarawy, Leighton Baines, Jan Vertonghen, Fraser Forster, Keisuke Honda, Martín Demichelis, Gylfi Sigurðsson, Danny Welbeck, Mile Jedinak, Adam Lallana

You doomed

Attack wise I'm alright but midfield and defence wise I'm fecked, all the decent ones were nabbed when I took over and Id only got Luiz and Blind as options at that point.

How does the draft work?

It was a bit weird, everyone got to pick 5 landmines that if someone then picked in a round then they lost them and the person who landmines them gets them instead.

Most people exchanged Whatsapp details too so that people were prompted when it was their go and they then had 8 hours to pick, if not it moved onto the next person.

So basically 5 guaranteed people Certainly interesting

If multiple people landmined the same person though then it goes random on the pick to who.

Who did you pick apart from Messi?

Jung onwards, right backs seemed to all be nabbed so rushed to get one asap and he was about best left at that point.

Winding up Liverpool fans is so easy

Tevez scores again this afternoon.
More goals now than Aguero, Costa and Ibra this season.

But of course he'll still be voted as a secondary striker in this league...

Do you reckon it's more to do with his attitude at City rather than his Footballing ability? He could have formed an excellent partnership with Aguero, big game player too.

Oh his attitude stunk at City but can imagine that was partially due to Mancini as manager who was a grade A fecktard.

Time for El Classico lads.

Mascherano the dog face gremlin can leave. Divers and play actors are not welcome at HellAss.

Mascherano
£1.5m
ENQ

Deal. You confirm. Bye bye Mascherano.

Id still be keen on him

Ill let you confirm because im lovely like that

I'll reply to offers tomorrow. Dani Alves is at it now the window licker! I give up.....

Swap for Casemiro?

Come on hero. I'm not gonna sell him on the cheap even though I hate him more than my worst enemy.

Di Maria has peed me off so much, he is disinterested at United, he don't want to be here. Granted he got an assist but shows no enthusiasm at all, at least Falcao tries and that's the minimum I'd expect.

Nadeem let's exchange Di Maria for Bale.

nadeem2099 wrote:Come on hero. I'm not gonna sell him on the cheap even though I hate him more than my worst enemy.

If I took over a side with Suarez I'd never ever play him and sell him at the first opportunity I got. I was offered Suarez for Montolivo and I refused flat out.

"A famous win for Barcelona" says the commentator. When is it never a famous win you bloody fool. Get rekt by midgets you fudger! I'm off. Laterz.

Morning all,

What we doing in terms of end of season, are we having a break or carrying on into next season?

Maher is now available for transfer if anyone wants to make an offer feel free, not that I want to sell him though!

Just looked at the most recent league table, I could potentially finish in 5th place but would need certain teams to lose.

Sponsorships were staggered last season to give lower clubs more money, not sure I want to finish 2nd again

My son and I were sitting on a bench in Bromley at the weekend, when a dwarf walks past.

"Daddy look how small that man is."

I look the other way.

"DADDY DADDY DADDY THAT MAN IS SO SMALL, EVEN I'M TALLER THAN HIM!"

I turn red but look around for some pigeons to watch.

"DADDY HE'S ALSO REALLY UGLY. I BET HE'S NOT MARRIED!"

We left rather quickly at that point.

Holymiky wrote:Morning all,

What we doing in terms of end of season, are we having a break or carrying on into next season?

Think we'll crack right on, yeah? But have one non-game week in between seasons so we can refine out squads etc.