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FC Basel - Football Light
Bordeaux - Fernando
Bremen - Miky
Genk - Trebs
Granada - Azzy
Montpellier - Marky
PAOK - Afro
Twente - Hero
Verona - GSC

Nice title.

Makes it sound like Viva is running a vaginal reconstruction clinic though.

I wouldn't go there, ladies.

Hero can you move this back into here - accidently moved that one

https://www.606v2.com/t54172-transfer-confirmation-page

Im on a clearing up mission..

Ladies have nothing to fear from viva

Not even the Chinese takeaway groping?

The Players in the league list is now up to date and everything has been organized

You're welcome

Signed Fernando Torres for £6.2m, seems to be back in the goals! Another 1st minute goal, this time against Barca

Got 3 vs Barca & Real so far. Don't know what Simeone has done to him but something seems to have clicked for Fernando.

I think he's back in his comfort zone. The reaction he gets from Atletico fans is incredible.

I considered him the other week thinking he'd come good.

Eriksen's free kick, stunning.

That's hilarious Alba just got taken out by the lino. He lowed his flag after signalling for a throw then clonked him on the head

Morning

It's going to take more than 3 goals to reverse 4 years of crap.

Nice title, Azzy you want your vagina tightened up? Soddy you seem like a broad that'd like a designer vagina. Head up to my clinic I'll sort you out with mates rates.

Mates rats

Morning guys. I have a really light day today, is there anything important that I have missed at all?

No you haven't missed anything.

Good morning all.

Ok good

Morning Miky.

Don't forget sheep tomorrow and maybe Mafia if we're lucky.

When are results announced?

When Afro gets them done. I expect them to be in by Friday.

Slack. When it's my turn to do results it's Tuesday morning, no tactics, tough tittees.

Ok then. Thanks for letting me know anyway.

Azzy will you run Mafia tomorrow?

TheSecondComing wrote:Slack. When it's my turn to do results it's Tuesday morning, no tactics, tough tittees.

Yeah, but you only look after a boat.

And one that doesn't even sail.

Do you reckon Azzy is preparing that boat for the inevitable zombie invasion, so he can sail off into the distance

Zombies can't sail

I believe the last fire was to decontaminate from the last lot of zombies.

I reckon it was caused by Azzy styling his pubic hair with two bits of flint.

I think that sounds likely tbh. I assumed it was because that was where he had built his shrine to Big Vic and he had knocked over a candle.

But your reason sounds more likely

Good work tidying up the pages

You're all wrong. If you google the cause of the fire it clearly states someone left the vacuum cleaner on. Read into that what you will

No mafia from me tomorrow. I have meetings to chair.

So it was from hoovering up the shavings rather than the styling

Let's just say there's a reason it was an industrial vacuum rather than a household one. It came with a larger nozzle.

We've got a guy called Wilshere on the ja league, just joined.

Time for a load of abuse his way because I want VivaPaulScholes on there

Scholes > Wilshere

What's the purpose of the cutty sark? A boat that doesn't sail? Costing millions for no reason whatsoever? That money should go on more important things.

Trebs wrote:We've got a guy called Wilshere on the ja league, just joined.

Time for a load of abuse his way because I want VivaPaulScholes on there

Scholes > Wilshere

Post the link.

http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/300008

Koba wrote:What's the purpose of the cutty sark? A boat that doesn't sail? Costing millions for no reason whatsoever? That money should go on more important things.

I reckon you should get down to Greenwich and sail that thing out of there. It's not fair on the boat, it's like caging a bird. All it wants to do is sail.

All I need is my sword and my crew. I'll defeat Davy Jones Mahmood.

Good luck launching this ship. It's supported by an engineering framework that is cemented into the land surrounding it. You'd need heavy machinery. Plus it'd sink immediately without any ballast.

Plus, I already have a crew. One guy looks like Zangief from Street Fighter.

Is it still floating in the air?

Heavy machinery?

Have you seen Viva's swans?

And your army of duck sized horses will be useless

I don't see the point of a ship that can't sail and spending £25m to restore it just to sit there. Why?

Why would you build a mosque or a church when you can pray in your front room...Why? because we can

Why spend £50bn a year on handouts and benefits, when there are jobs available?

Why spend a penny abroad, when we have problems at home?

Why spend £50k a week on a player your team doesn't even need?

A 145 year old ship, the last of its kind in the world, famed in its day for its speed, with its unique design and heritage? Let's scrap it and build another block of flats. Charge everyone £300k for the privilege and hey presto! We're £50m to the good!

AZZY FOR PM

Fernando wrote:Why would you build a mosque or a church when you can pray in your front room...Why? because we can

You're right. But I don't think a mosque or a church is worth £25m.