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FC Basel - Vacancy - Apply within - Must not be a douche or CF
Bordeaux - Fernando
Bremen - Miky
Genk - Trebs
Granada - Azzy
Montpellier - Marky
PAOK - Afro
Twente - Hero
Verona - Nadeem

Haha Nadeem you just got murked off by two middle aged gentlemen.

There once was a man called Viva
Who has a microscopic Weiner
He wanked off United
Who gotot far too excited
And now he's going to need a cleaner

Fernando wrote:There once was a man called Viva
Who has a microscopic Weiner
He wanked off United
Who got far too excited
And now he's going to need a cleaner

Viva got rekt.

Fernando wrote:There once was a man called Viva
Who has a microscopic Weiner
He wanked off United
Got far too excited
And now he's going to need a cleaner

There was a cleaner called Nando
He'd clean from London to Orlando
He liked it when boys got excited
Then he'd enter thier bedrooms uninvited

That comeback is worse then QPR's defense

There was a young man named Viva
In place of his c0ck was a lever
No matter how hard he'd yank
He just couldn't w@nk
So off it was chopped with a cleaver

Hero you still interested in Ivanovic matey?

Fernando wrote:That comeback is worse then QPR's defense

Haven't you got drivers to annoy?

Koba wrote:

Fernando wrote:That comeback is worse then QPR's defense

Haven't you got drivers to annoy?

Not today no

Holymiky wrote:Hero you still interested in Ivanovic matey?

Yes and no.
I've gone with a different formation set up in my game v you and unsure if Ivanovic fits it

What would you like for him?

I'll be honest I'm not desperate to let him go but I'm willing to try and make a deal happen if you want.

Not sure who you would be willing to swap, not sure what money you have at the moment either?

Azzy wrote:Brief tactics done. Everyone should follow suit. I still maintain some form of template would make things much simpler for the voter.

Everyone has different ways of voting though. So I'd be sure that most people follow the "basic" template but its about any extra detail that you give and I always think tactics is such a high factor when turning out for results as a lot of people put minimal effort in from time to time (and lets not lie, we've all done it in the past before) and its those who always put the good effort in week in, week out who will receive LRF's extra brownie points.

Where are Results

For everyone's attention, the longer the tactics, the less interested I'll be, so don't waste effort on smart-alec instructions and convoluted tactics. I'm looking for strong XI + tactics suited to them + opponent's weaknesses highlighted and exploited. No need to waste both our times with long tactics that take an age to draft / read.

Viva, who you calling gentlemen?

FL,

We agreed in the beginning that tactics would be a structured set up and hopefully shorter to save time for everyone concerned. Just over time tactics have gotten longer, me included as I am concerned that if I write shorter tactics than my opponent I may get voted down, which we are trying to sort out so that this doesn't happen.

Results won't be out until later towards the end of the week most probably.

If that's the case, then why not put a word limit in the tactics and then give everyone a link to the word checker so they can adjust their tactics. Anyone who goes over the limit gets knocked down in the voting on tactics length.

So if there is a word limit of 500 words and I go over by 50 and my opponent keeps under that, then I lose some "points" for tactics. Maybe it should be done by a points system. A criteria of 1,2 and 3 for each section. Then you can have the section of strength of starting 11, strength of tactics etc. Then at least we've got a criteria to make it more clear where we need to improve.

Just a couple of suggestions.

I agree with a word limit.

Also how can you give lrf brownie points when i'm lrf?

A word limit would be the best way to prevent long tactics.

Well their logic is flawless. Your LRF, I'm LRF/FootballLight/GGG etc and whoever else they wanted to call me. A fickle bunch and they wonder on there why interest never builds up for extra places to expand the league. Its frankly just poor, part of the reason why I offered a reason to the Admins before I was banned to terminate my account before I decided to stay.

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FootballLight wrote:1.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. What's next?

Well Tuesday evening is when that weeks' voter picks the dogging site for the Thursday get together.

You do have a sister/aunt/mum don't you FL?

And I hope it's more local this time. It really wasn't worth driving all the way to Bradford for Nadeem's Dad last week

Afro wrote:You do have a sister/aunt/mum don't you FL?

And it had better be three people rather than one, like when it was Olly's turn. We ruined that poor woman

I still have nightmares from the week Viva put some makeup and a wig on, and made us all go to Birmingham.

Terrible city!

Anyone got a cheap CM/DM for sale?

Potentially Diaz or Carrick. Mason if you beat his lawyers offer.

Azzy wrote:

Afro wrote:You do have a sister/aunt/mum don't you FL?

And it had better be three people rather than one, like when it was Olly's turn. We ruined that poor woman

I nominate some girl in Brighton, pick any girl, the first one you see, I couldn't care less.

Hero you may want to change your team name, I hear Adam Johnson wants to sign for you.

Hull bringing banter vs Sunderland

Nando?

Hello?

I only have 2.6m and Diaz doesn't interest me tbh, Carrick is too similar to Alonso

Ben Foster needs shooting after his display tonight. Nearly concedes a goal when spilling a shot over the line, takes down Agbonlahor and could have been a penalty, flaps, spills, makes a great double save then five seconds later gives away a 100% stupid penalty. I am furious with him right now.

Looking for a couple of deals if anyone's up for it.

Fire em my way Trebola

Fernando wrote:Carrick is too similar to Alonso

Have you been drinking?

I think he meant in looks? Or perhaps age?

I guess they're similar in the way that Tom Cleverley is similar to Iniesta

And how Scholes is similar to Wilshere.

Because Alonso has a tidy little beard and smart haircut wearing a slim fit suit and passes the ball you all make him out to be some God.

He is a good player I won't doubt that but Carrick for me is just as good, it's only because he comes from the north and isn't stylish you don't rate him. Carrick is the best English midfielder since Scholes and it's no coincidence that we dominated 06-09 when he joined us.

I'm not going to sit here and listen to the opinions of mini Sam Allerdayces with their neanderthal style of Football. Carrick is great.

Azzy wrote:And how Scholes is similar to Wilshere.

So glad you lot lost yesterday, I couldn't write a better script even if I tried. Losing in the local derby in the last seconds from a penalty scored by your fellow countryman, Benteke.

I hope Villa thrash you in the cup and you go down. I thank you for the great Bryan Robson and Ron Atkinson (before he became Racist Ron)

Hello guys I'm back.

Who are you?

Holymiky wrote:Who are you?

I used to be a member of these leagues in the old days but due to unforeseen circumstances (haemorrhoids) I had to leave. It was a most unpleasant feeling.

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