The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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Story of my life Tino (though not if you ask Mrs Daggles)

seanmichaels wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:
I'd also be proud if the constant references to you being bummed/not bummed enough tipped you over the edge of the abyss into full blown Poopie lunacy

A fool's anger is known at once, but a prudent man conceals dishonor. The anger of a fool becomes readily apparent, but the prudent person overlooks an insult.

All very arty, sean but essentially irrelevant to my previous post. I'm not angry with you for being bummed/not bummed enough. As for the prudent man concealing dishonor, you've been more than vocal about you're rectal/penile exploits so prudence clearly isn't your thing

What's wrong with getting some manly advice? An anonymous forum seems the ideal place to find the cure for a blistered bumhole.

Are you sure this anger and vitriol you spew isn't symptomatic of a childhood violation?

No, nothing to do with CHILDHOOD violations, but I'm never going to Carlisle again.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:donkeyrapingshiteater

OK you win.

Oh I was going to write QUIMDRIZZLE (the vaginal "dew" present during the female arousal phase)

Whooops. I think the race card has just been pulled on the Helmet of the Week thread.

DAVE667 wrote:
(the vaginal "dew" present during the female arousal phase)

Never come across it.....

We give you a pretty free reign in here. Don't go spoiling it please.

seanmichaels wrote:Whooops. I think the race card has just been pulled on the Helmet of the Week thread.

Is Az back?

Is ONETWONEVER claiming I'm racistical?

Adam wrote:We give you a pretty free reign in here. Don't go spoiling it please.

I blame it on Tino not being here Adam...

His incessently boring arthropod threads are guaranteed to calm even the most libellous of posts.

Spaceman came down to answer some things,
The world gathered round from paupers to kings,
I’ll answer your questions, I’ll answer them true,
I’ll show the way you know what to do,
Who is wrong and who is right?!
Yellow, brown or black or white
The spaceman he answered "You’ll no longer mind;
I’ve opened your eyes, you’re now colour blind."

Racial, so...

Spaceman ruined snooker for a lot of people

Ernő Rubik was not too pleased with the old Spaceman either...

Can't see the fuss over the Loom band craze either

In fact when you think about it, Spaceman basically ruined an awful lot of childhoods the git.

Always thought the Praying Mantis was very extra terrestrial. Used to have a few pairs on the lavender bush I used to trim in France every year.

Did you know that many mantises also have an auditory thoracic organ that helps them to avoid bats by detecting their echolocation and responding evasively?

[quote="seanmichaels"]Always thought the Praying Mantis was very extra terrestrial. Used to have a few pairs on the lavender bush I used to trim in France every year.

Did you know that many mantises also have an auditory thoracic organ that helps them to avoid bats by detecting their echolocation and responding evasively?[/quote]
Yes

Tina will be gutted to have missed this chat.

I know, his kids love loom bands. They make them into crash mats so he has somewhere soft to land when they knock him out

I see you have managed to pick up sean's inability to utilise the incredibly simple quote function DAVE.

Tino would love that...

rick_dagless wrote:I see you have managed to pick up sean's inability to utilise the incredibly simple quote function DAVE.

Tino would love that...I know...OH BOLLOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:I can't afford to, Julius, I recently spent the last of my money on a sisal cat-scratching post..  I miss you too, very intensely.  I miss Jeff as well, even though he doesn't miss me anymore.

What about me you C**t?

Sorry, michaels.  I do miss you as well but didn't want to start naming people as there's always one I miss and I wouldn't want to be the reason for some of the more sensitive ones, like peaches or superfly, topping themselves.

Cant wait for Tino to get back as the cat has become an expert in killing arthropods.

Bye for now, tell Julius I love him.

3 - The Warrior - Scandal

Fist!

Has everything calmed down on here today, or has Jeff banned everyone?

Perhaps surprisingly I did not ban anyone yesterday Rick. Morning all.

Turd.

Morning rick.
Morning Jeff. You were generous in your non-banning yesterday. Some would say slack in your moderating duties and a poor example to your fellow mods. Not me though, I reckon you were brilliant.
Morning fly.

Rubbish on here today.

Melancholic on here today

Morning chaps. Watched Warhorse last night. Bit silly although niceish story. Filmed in my neck of the woods as well. The scene where the horse pulls the cannon up the hill, same place as where Maximus Aurelius defeated the Germanians, Harry Potter did some wizard sheeeet and Chris Martin wailed on about science or something like that.

Top modding boys...

Morning all, what do we owe the pleasure of a daytime visit Galted? You renounced your Luddite ways and accepted new technology into your life?

Galted wrote:Rubbish on here today.

Can't be - not with you here.

seanmichaels wrote:Morning chaps. Watched Warhorse last night. Bit silly although niceish story. Filmed in my neck of the woods as well. The scene where the horse pulls the cannon up the hill, same place as where Maximus Aurelius defeated the Germanians, Harry Potter did some wizard sheeeet and Chris Martin wailed on about science or something like that.

Not a huge fan of the film. Personally think it could have done with more war and less horse. Then again, I said the same thing about National Velvet.

super wrote:Then again, I said the same thing about National Velvet

More Velvet, less National?

Awww, thanks, Julius, that was really sweet.

Day off, dagless, expecting the Trixie Alicante cat tree to be delivered by Amazon, excellent value at under £40.

Spoiler:

Now I can grow my own cats.

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Morning chaps. Watched Warhorse last night. Bit silly although niceish story. Filmed in my neck of the woods as well. The scene where the horse pulls the cannon up the hill, same place as where Maximus Aurelius defeated the Germanians, Harry Potter did some wizard sheeeet and Chris Martin wailed on about science or something like that.

Not a huge fan of the film.  Personally think it could have done with more war and less horse.  Then again, I said the same thing about National Velvet.  

Not much of a fan of horses either, pretty sh1t as animals go, doubt they'd make my top 50. Shetland ponies are probably the most annoying of all the horses though it would be funny to have a grand national with them being ridden by dwarves and downies.

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Morning chaps. Watched Warhorse last night. Bit silly although niceish story. Filmed in my neck of the woods as well. The scene where the horse pulls the cannon up the hill, same place as where Maximus Aurelius defeated the Germanians, Harry Potter did some wizard sheeeet and Chris Martin wailed on about science or something like that.

Not a huge fan of the film.  Personally think it could have done with more war and less horse.  Then again, I said the same thing about National Velvet.  

Not much of a fan of horses either, pretty sh1t as animals go, doubt they'd make my top 50.  Shetland ponies are probably the most annoying of all the horses though it would be funny to have a grand national with them being ridden by dwarves and downies.

You've just described the annual donkey derby down the road from me.....

Odd one out - movie quotes:
1. I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
2. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe, with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.
3. Who cares what they're wearing on Main street, or Saville Row? It's what you wear from ear to ear and not from head to toe that matters... You're never fully dressed without a smile!
4. The years spent in isolation have not equipped him with the tools necessary to judge right from wrong. He's had no context. He's been completely without guidance. Furthermore, his work - the garden sculptures, hairstyles and so forth - indicate that he's a highly imaginative... uh... character. It seems clear that his awareness of what we call reality is radically underdeveloped.
5. No women, no kids. That's the rules.
6. So — we gonna be working together? [pauses to listen] Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello?

2.) Silence of the Lambs

seanmichaels wrote:2.) Silence of the Lambs

Not sure if that is a serious guess! But its wrong!

1 - Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

4 - Edward Scissorhands

Adam D wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:2.) Silence of the Lambs

Not sure if that is a serious guess! But its wrong!

It was serious. I know every word of that quote but I've gone blank!

6 - Ed Wood

Have they all got names in the title except one?

Galteds guesses are right.

2) Austin Powers

1. Who framed Roger Rabbit
2. Austin Powers
4. Edward Scissorhands
6. Ed Wood

3 Batman (not sure which one)

3. Who cares what they're wearing on Main street, or Saville Row? It's what you wear from ear to ear and not from head to toe that matters... You're never fully dressed without a smile!
5. No women, no kids. That's the rules.

Still to get.

5 - Fight Club?

nope

Brokeback Mountain?

Galted wrote:Brokeback Mountain?

Very good! That's why we need you to buy a proper phone.