The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by Rowley Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:26 am

First topic message reminder :

May be an age thing, but is Sean seriously saying he talks to people with his testicles out to see how long they take to notice? And that doing so is a laugh?

Never thought I would say this, but bring back National Service if so.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:36 am

Union Cane wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Were you hoping to make a joke about there not being enough room for all the candles?

Not at all, I was merely trying to steer the conversation back to food.

This is my favourite cake - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_food_cake

You can't buy them in the UK, except as powdered mixes, which don't taste quite the same. I keep meaning to make one from scratch. Last year (or the year before) I got an Angel Food Cake pan for my birthday.

by **Union Cane** Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:40 am

Looks good.

Do you keep the pan under your bed?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:55 am

Couldn't resist a dig at the old guy, could you?

by Rowley Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:05 am

Morning all, happy birthday Jules

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:10 am

Rowley wrote:Morning all, happy birthday Jules

Morning Jeff.

What did you have for breakfast this morning?

by **Union Cane** Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:23 am

He's not biting, Mind.

Biting.

Geddit?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:24 am

Jules, it appears you share a birthday with one of our part time contributors.

Dave.

Happy birthday to Dave as well.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:29 am

Dave as in DAVE?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:30 am

rick_dagless wrote:Dave as in DAVE?

Yes. Dave as in DAVE as in DAVE667.

The worlds biggest BON JOVI fan.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:32 am

Tino wrote:Yes. Dave as in DAVE as in DAVE667.

The worlds biggest BON JOVI fan.

Could be on a birthday killing spree, or watching STEEL PANTHER...

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:34 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:Yes. Dave as in DAVE as in DAVE667.

The worlds biggest BON JOVI fan.

Could be on a birthday killing spree, or watching STEEL PANTHER...

I think his wife has got him tickets for the GOO GOO DOLLS tonight so he is probably on his way there.

by **Union Cane** Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:42 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:Yes. Dave as in DAVE as in DAVE667.

The worlds biggest BON JOVI fan.

Could be on a birthday killing spree, or watching STEEL PANTHER...

I think his wife has got him tickets for the GOO GOO DOLLS tonight so he is probably on his way there.

Supported by ELO, OMD and ᗅᗺᗷᗅ.

by kingraf Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:44 am

Does anyone watch Ancient Aliens on the History Channel? Had a spot of insomnia last night, and once arguing about boxings drug testing measures with the great soothsayer Strongback and the Mackem Mawler got boring, I gave it a look... The Ancient Egyptians were so obviously not of this earth.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:47 am

kingraf wrote:Does anyone watch Ancient Aliens on the History Channel?

Sorry Raf, can't help.

I either watch rugby, cricket, boxing, Game of Thrones or porn. That's about it.

by kingraf Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:54 am

Pity Tina, it's a fantastic show - they tend to ask very good questions, and then come up with comically unrealistic answers...
"Why are the great pyramids in such specific geographic locations?"
"Obviously the ancients were aliens who needed to harness the power of the sun for their spaceships which travel at hyperspeed."

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:56 am

26 away from Thread Split... Are we going gonad related again?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:57 am

For example "O DEAR I'M A GONAD" is an anagram of Diego Maradona

by **superflyweight** Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:57 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:Does anyone watch Ancient Aliens on the History Channel?

Sorry Raf, can't help.

I either watch rugby, cricket, boxing, Game of Thrones or arthropod porn. That's about it.

Fixed that.

by Rowley Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:58 am

That is one of my favourite things about conspiracy theorists. When there is not an easy or obvious answer to a question they see that as carte blanche to fill in the gaps with absolute mumbo jumbo.

by **Union Cane** Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:59 am

MY GONADS ROAR is an anagram of Gordon Ramsey.

by Rowley Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:00 am

ALF NO DICK is an anagram of Nick Faldo.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:02 am

WOMAN HITLER is Mother in law

by **Union Cane** Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:03 am

NICE SPANNERS - Princess Anne

by kingraf Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:03 am

I find myself watching weird shows on tv now. Ever since I found out who Red John was in The Mentalist, I've taken to odd shows like the Lingerie Football League, big fan of the Chicago Bliss.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:05 am

END IS A CAR SPIN - Princess Diana

by kingraf Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:07 am

rick_dagless wrote:END IS A CAR SPIN - Princess Diana

Well, that's quite accurate

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:07 am

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:Does anyone watch Ancient Aliens on the History Channel?

Sorry Raf, can't help.

I either watch rugby, cricket, boxing, Game of Thrones or arthropod porn. That's about it.

Fixed that.

Hello Superfly. Welcome back.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:08 am

raf wrote:Well, that's quite accurate

Also - DEATH IT STARTS IN ICE - The Titanic Disaster

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:09 am

Rowley wrote:That is one of my favourite things about conspiracy theorists. When there is not an easy or obvious answer to a question they see that as carte blanche to fill in the gaps with absolute mumbo jumbo.

Much like religion.

by **Union Cane** Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:10 am

BIG MELONS - Mel Gibson

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:13 am

HE BUGS GORE - George Bush...

by **Union Cane** Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:13 am

CRANK THE LOWER HIPS - Christopher Walken

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:15 am

OLD WEST ACTION - Clint Eastwood

by **Union Cane** Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:16 am

FINE IN TORN JEANS - Jennifer Aniston

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:16 am

NERD AMID LATE TV - David Letterman

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:17 am

Insects, anyone?

Cooking tips?

Action netball?

by **Union Cane** Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:19 am

SAD TOY MAN - Tony Adams

by kingraf Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:20 am

if you flip coc.k backwards you still get kcoc

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:21 am

PIG SLICERS - Spice Girls

by kingraf Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:22 am

GET A GUN - Gauteng

by **Union Cane** Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:23 am

IS A WRINKLY - Ray Wilkins

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