The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 Jun 2014 - 14:14

First topic message reminder :

Fist

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Jun 2014 - 15:13

You're the sole of wit Tino.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 11 Jun 2014 - 15:14

Orca(nt) take this any more

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Jun 2014 - 15:21

rick_dagless wrote:Orca(nt) take this any more

This isn't the plaice for you.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 11 Jun 2014 - 15:22

I used to play bass in a covers band. Used to get a great response from the crowd when playing Nirvana's 'Jesus don't want me for a sun bream'.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Jun 2014 - 15:25

Did you play 'Smells Like Teen Sprat?"

by **seanmichaels** Wed 11 Jun 2014 - 15:30

JuliusHMarx wrote:Did you play 'Smells Like Teen Sprat?"

Occasionally. '(This is) How you remind me' by Stickleback was another crowd favourite as was Foo Fighters' 'Long Roach to Ruin'.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Jun 2014 - 15:34

Anything by Terence Trout D'Arby?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Jun 2014 - 15:36

Or Torrent Trent D'Arby?
Or Terence Tench D'Arby?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Jun 2014 - 15:36

Or Terence Trent Dartfish?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 11 Jun 2014 - 15:44

None of the above. Those were the dace though. Until my old man told me to alter my schooling and become a sturgeon......

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 11 Jun 2014 - 16:20

You guys are krilling me.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Jun 2014 - 16:24

Speak up Tino. At my age I'm a bit hard of herring.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 11 Jun 2014 - 16:28

JuliusHMarx wrote:Speak up Tino. At my age I'm a bit hard of herring.

Whelkome to old age, I guess?

by **Galted** Wed 11 Jun 2014 - 18:12

For f*cks sake! What's with the fish and invertebrate puns? Dolphins are mammals.

You c*nts are your own worst anemones.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Jun 2014 - 18:24

Galted wrote:For f*cks sake! What's with the fish and invertebrate puns? Dolphins are mammals.

You c*nts are your own worst anemones.

Carpsucker.

by **Galted** Wed 11 Jun 2014 - 22:09

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:For f*cks sake! What's with the fish and invertebrate puns? Dolphins are mammals.

You c*nts are your own worst anemones.

Carpsucker.

Very good, Julius, you certainly are kraken me up.

by Rowley Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 7:49

First this morning.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 8:01

Fish this morning...

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 8:10

3rd. Story of my life.

Morning Ricko.

Morning Jeff. I do hope you're going to be a bit more pleasant to me today.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 8:21

Morning chaps, how we all diddling this fine summers morn?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 8:43

Morning rick. I'm diddling well.

Morning all.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 8:45

rick_dagless wrote:Morning chaps, how we all diddling this fine summers morn?

Just you and I, Rick, you and I.

Shall we swap stories of the View and the girls we met in there?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 8:46

Hello Julius!

The wise old sage is still around.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 8:47

Partly sage. Rosemary time.

I have no idea what that means.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 8:57

Tino wrote:Shall we swap stories of the View and the girls we met in there?.

Some things are best left on tour Tino! (though i am fairly sure they were all girls)

Morning Jules

by **seanmichaels** Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 9:02

Morning all. Bit of a white wine headache this morning.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 9:03

seanmichaels wrote:Morning all. Bit of a white wine headache this morning.

HELLO SEAN!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 9:04

rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:Shall we swap stories of the View and the girls we met in there?.

Some things are best left on tour Tino! (though i am fairly sure they were all girls)

I've just had a horrible thought. You and I could well have shared things that shouldn't be shared.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 9:05

seanmichaels wrote:Morning all. Bit of a white wine headache this morning.

Morning Seano.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 9:07

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:Shall we swap stories of the View and the girls we met in there?.

Some things are best left on tour Tino! (though i am fairly sure they were all girls)

I've just had a horrible thought. You and I could well have shared things that shouldn't be shared.

Needles?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 9:07

Tino wrote:I've just had a horrible thought. You and I could well have shared things that shouldn't be shared..

Perfectly feasible in the View Tino!

If you drink red wine, then it cancels out the white wine hangover sean

by **seanmichaels** Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 9:09

rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:I've just had a horrible thought. You and I could well have shared things that shouldn't be shared..

Perfectly feasible in the View Tino!

If you drink red wine, then it cancels out the white wine hangover sean

I only have an emergency can of cider in the car.

by Rowley Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 9:10

seanmichaels wrote:Morning all. Bit of a white wine headache this morning.

I feel chipper today, left to watch the film just before the carnage started yesterday, so a kebab and an early night later I am ready for whatever the day throws at me.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 9:19

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Morning all. Bit of a white wine headache this morning.

I feel chipper today, left to watch the film just before the carnage started yesterday, so a kebab and an early night later I am ready for whatever the day throws at me.

TSMR says she's very happy to hear that.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 9:20

sean wrote:I only have an emergency can of cider in the car..

Maybe if you make it a cider and black then it could trick the body?

by Rowley Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 9:21

I also intend to be nice to Tina today, need to repair some bridges. Whilst his pretentious t*at comment hurt I cannot let it damage the atmosphere on the culture cup, which is perilous enough on the back of Galted's untimely departure.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 9:21

Rowley wrote:I also intend to be nice to Tina today, need to repair some bridges.

Bridges, Jeff?

by kingraf Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 9:23

Morning lads. Have a painful left shoulder this morning. Apparently takes a lot of effort to change a tyre.

by Rowley Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 9:35

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:I also intend to be nice to Tina today, need to repair some bridges.

Bridges, Jeff?

I thought you were pulling me up on my English for a minute then Jules (again), but realised this is another brilliant play on words, which will not go unnoticed as did your Jeff Beck belter. Bravo!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 9:42

Morning Jeff.

by Rowley Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 9:47

Morning Tina. How are things in that London today? Cracking paving slabs Sheffield side.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 9:51

Scenery is amazing. Full of the usual w*nkers but lots of nice things to look at in the summer.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 10:10

I may take a trot to waitrose at lunch. There'll be some prime growler in there today I'm sure.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 10:22

I bought a lovely bottle of Pinot noir last night to take to the cricket on Saturday, Seany.

I am so achingly middle-class it hurts.

by **superflyweight** Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 10:27

Morning all - "working" from home today.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 10:30

Glad to see mobile working has reached the colonies super. Get a decent brew at home too...

by **superflyweight** Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 10:35

rick_dagless wrote:Glad to see mobile working has reached the colonies super. Get a decent brew at home too...

Can only feel I'm missing out slightly though - day started off as a scorcher but has now become cloudy and windy. That means that there is a lot of under-dressed women in Edinburgh today with some nipple issues.

by Rowley Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 10:37

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I bought a lovely bottle of Pinot noir last night to take to the cricket on Saturday, Seany.

I am so achingly middle-class it hurts.

I appreciate I am trying to be nice to you today Tina, but meet me half way.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 10:38

superflyweight wrote:Morning all - "playing the flute solo" from home today.

ha. Flute solo Laugh

by **superflyweight** Thu 12 Jun 2014 - 10:39

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I bought a lovely bottle of Pinot noir last night to take to the cricket on Saturday, Seany.

I am so achingly middle-class it hurts.

I appreciate I am trying to be nice to you today Tina, but meet me half way.

He promises to put it through his soda stream before drinking it, jeff.

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