The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:56 am

First topic message reminder :

That was the 990 post...

Is it a fitting replacement for a pubic triangle?

by **Galted** Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:20 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Adam. I love you.

Fine. So it's like that then, is it?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:21 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:Tino IS the older generation, just tries to kick it with the young'uns.

I'm only 37, you motherf*cker.

Tophat assumed you were older because he thought your sons violence was just birthday beats.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:22 pm

TopHat24/7 wrote:Only one of us f***s mums, and it ain't me......

That is actually good.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:23 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Adam. I love you.

Fine. So it's like that then, is it?

He gives me new badges.

by **Galted** Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:24 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Adam. I love you.

Fine. So it's like that then, is it?

He gives me new badges.

Whatever.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:24 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Adam. I love you.

Fine. So it's like that then, is it?

He had 9 lives because he is a PUSSEH
His son has taken 7 and you took the 8th with your std last month

He cant risk you again.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:25 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Adam. I love you.

Fine. So it's like that then, is it?

He gives me new badges.

Whatever.

Call me?

by **Galted** Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:27 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Adam. I love you.

Fine. So it's like that then, is it?

He gives me new badges.

Whatever.

Call me?

Words can't fix it this time, Tino. Only a good, hard bumming session on Platform 2 at Cannon Street.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:29 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Adam. I love you.

Fine. So it's like that then, is it?

He gives me new badges.

Whatever.

Call me?

Words can't fix it this time, Tino. Only a good, hard bumming session on Platform 2 at Cannon Street.

SEAN. LEAVE IT. IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:33 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Adam. I love you.

Fine. So it's like that then, is it?

He gives me new badges.

Whatever.

Call me?

Words can't fix it this time, Tino. Only a good, hard bumming session on Platform 2 at Cannon Street.

I really need to do some stuff. Can I send someone in my stead? TopHat can get to Cannon Street pretty quickly.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:37 pm

by Rowley Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:37 pm

Can tophat get to anywhere quickly?

by **seanmichaels** Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:38 pm

to be

by **seanmichaels** Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:38 pm

swapping the lead

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:38 pm

Rowley wrote:Can tophat get to anywhere quickly?

He's usually already there

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:40 pm

hahahaha you sad bitch sean

by **seanmichaels** Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:42 pm

i don't win much these days

by Rowley Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:43 pm

seanmichaels wrote:i don't win much these days

Just deleted a couple of your posts so you may not win this Sean.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:44 pm

Oh FFS. Are you a woman? They're the usual scourge of my life.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:45 pm

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:i don't win much these days

Just deleted a couple of your posts so you may not win this Sean.

You could delete his account whilst you're at it.

by TopHat24/7 Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:47 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley wrote:Can tophat get to anywhere quickly?

He's usually already there

Omnipresent, beatch.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:48 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:i don't win much these days

Just deleted a couple of your posts so you may not win this Sean.

You could delete his account whilst you're at it.

Seriously, what is your problem?

by TopHat24/7 Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:49 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Adam. I love you.

Fine. So it's like that then, is it?

He gives me new badges.

Whatever.

Call me?

Words can't fix it this time, Tino. Only a good, hard bumming session on Platform 2 at Cannon Street.

I really need to do some stuff. Can I send someone in my stead? TopHat can get to Cannon Street pretty quickly.

Not quicker than you, you're on the right tube line at least. Stop making your excuses and take your shafting like a 'man'.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:49 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:i don't win much these days

Just deleted a couple of your posts so you may not win this Sean.

You could delete his account whilst you're at it.

Seriously, what is your problem?

Only kidding, Jürgen.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:50 pm

Thanks.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:53 pm

TopHat24/7 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley wrote:Can tophat get to anywhere quickly?

He's usually already there

Omnipresent, beatch.

Nothing to be proud of when you have to do a three point turn to change direction

by **seanmichaels** Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:54 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley wrote:Can tophat get to anywhere quickly?

He's usually already there

Omnipresent, beatch.

Nothing to be proud of when you have to do a three point turn to change direction

:Polite tap of the table:

by Rowley Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:02 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley wrote:Can tophat get to anywhere quickly?

He's usually already there

Omnipresent, beatch.

Nothing to be proud of when you have to do a three point turn to change direction

The QE2 has a smaller turning circle than top hat.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:02 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley wrote:Can tophat get to anywhere quickly?

He's usually already there

Omnipresent, beatch.

Nothing to be proud of when you have to do a three point turn to change direction

:Polite tap of the table:

Always interesting to watch an amoeba learn to communicate

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:14 pm

Is it true that TopHat isn't allowed into Switzerland in case his gravitational pull interferes with the Large Hadron Collider?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:17 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Is it true that TopHat isn't allowed into Switzerland in case his gravitational pull interferes with the Large Hadron Collider?

Thats was the official excuse - in reality he just ate all the chocolate.

by TopHat24/7 Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:19 pm

On the contrary, was actually invited over by CERN for when they first switched it on just in case it opened up a black hole that needed plugging urgently....

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:21 pm

TopHat24/7 wrote:On the contrary, was actually invited over by CERN for when they first switched it on just in case it opened up a black hole that needed plugging urgently....

Is there anywhere that seans bum Hole won't randomly show up

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:12 am

vituperative on here

by **Galted** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:29 am

It is, dagless. I'd go so far as to say that it's corybantically vituperative.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:36 am

Galted wrote:corybantically vituperative

Agreed, and long may the frenzied vitriol spew forth, though I have just been mocked for using the word "bants" on the ever pleasant boxing board, I wonder if "corybantically" would count in the same bracket?

by **Galted** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:51 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Galted wrote:corybantically vituperative

Agreed, and long may the frenzied vitriol spew forth, though I have just been mocked for using the word "bants" on the ever pleasant boxing board, I wonder if "corybantically" would count in the same bracket?

I suspect that it would cause a brief lull while people looked up the meaning to make sure they weren't having the p1ss taken out of them and be forgotten soon afterwards.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:54 am

Galted wrote:I suspect that it would cause a brief lull while people looked up the meaning to make sure they weren't having the p1ss taken out of them and be forgotten soon afterwards.

I may go for it if another salvo is needed. I'll let you know how I get on, my personal view is that I will be told to stop trying to be clever and "do one"

I love society... Morning by the way, looks like I missed all the fun yesterday.

by **Galted** Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:03 am

Morning. Was quite eventful yesterday, you can probably thank yourself for that for pointing out the imminent thread-split.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:06 am

Galted wrote:Was quite eventful yesterday, you can probably thank yourself for that for pointing out the imminent thread-split.

Just dropped the "split bomb" and ran, though it still has not been done, my bet is on sean's gnocchi conversation...

I prefer the pubic triangle to be honest...

by **seanmichaels** Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:06 am

Slightly less moist outside this morning, almost arid in fact. Would be a fine morning if some stinking Polish lorry driver hadn't shat in my usual parking spot.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:08 am

sean wrote:hadn';t

Obviously must have annoyed you to jam that many punctuation marks into one word sean.

by **Galted** Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:10 am

seanmichaels wrote:Slightly less moist outside this morning, almost arid in fact. Would be a fine morning if some stinking Polish lorry driver hadn't shat in my usual parking spot.

Was probably Zywiec, doesn't do much for the quality of my rectum contents in the morning.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:10 am

seanmichaels wrote:Slightly less moist outside this morning, almost arid in fact. Would be a fine morning if some stinking Polish lorry driver hadn't shat in my usual parking spot.

Bad result for your twin last night. Have you rang him to offer condolences?

by **seanmichaels** Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:12 am

My beard is less grey but that's about it......

by **seanmichaels** Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:17 am

Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Slightly less moist outside this morning, almost arid in fact. Would be a fine morning if some stinking Polish lorry driver hadn't shat in my usual parking spot.

Was probably Zywiec, doesn't do much for the quality of my rectum contents in the morning.

Not sure what they ate but it wasn't healthy. They always do it as there is a burger van across the road so they use the side road next to our office as an overnighter. Filthy cnuts.

by kingraf Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:44 am

Speaking of food - what to have for lunch? I'm thinking chicken wraps, but I wanna be manly and have egg, steak and chips

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:49 am

kingraf wrote:Speaking of food - what to have for lunch? I'm thinking chicken wraps, but I wanna be manly and have egg, steak and chips

If you want to be manly, have a Galted special.

Cous cous with some lentils, sultanas, quinoa and a few sprigs of rocket. Sometimes he puts some feta cheese and olive oil in his salad if he is feeling particularly aggressive. Once, he even put some toasted pine nuts on for some texture. He was in a really bad mood that day though.

Don't forget the napkin and peppermint tea.

by **Galted** Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:51 am

The chicken wrap, kingraf, always go with the chicken wrap. Any food can be made more manly by saturating it with a bastardishly hot chilli sauce.

by **Galted** Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:52 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:Speaking of food - what to have for lunch? I'm thinking chicken wraps, but I wanna be manly and have egg, steak and chips

If you want to be manly, have a Galted special.

Cous cous with some lentils, sultanas, quinoa and a few sprigs of rocket. Sometimes he puts some feta cheese and olive oil in his salad if he is feeling particularly aggressive. Once, he even put some toasted pine nuts on for some texture. He was in a really bad mood that day though.

Don't forget the napkin and peppermint tea.

I rarely use a napkin.

Idiot.

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