The Culture Cup round 6

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rick_dagless wrote:http://io9.com/5982701/ultrasound-makes-sonoluminescent-bubbles

I think it is a grey ground Julius rather than black and white, so we may agree to disagree on this one

You could be right. If only you'd stuck to sonoluminescence, it definitely would have merited a round of applause. As it is, I'm not sure my conscient will allow it.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:  Some of the meat was suspicious in both taste and texture but I am going to trust the chef that it was bacon and/or chicken.

The cost was zero as our canteen is free.  I may or may not have mentioned that before.

The sole reason for the muffin top or a reason amongst many?

That would be the Taxi bars and Wagon Wheels.

Wagon Wheels were always a disappointment if we got them for 'supper' at school. The Fruit 'Club' was my personal favourite.

seanmichaels wrote:Wagon Wheels were always a disappointment if we got them for 'supper' at school. The Fruit 'Club' was my personal favourite.

Clubs are a weakness of mine as well. Orange are my favourite.

Tunnocks Teacakes are a big downfall for me.

seanmichaels wrote:Wagon Wheels were always a disappointment if we got them for 'supper' at school. The Fruit 'Club' was my personal favourite.

Resists urge to make homophobic joke.

Supper at school? Supper? Did you go to Harrow in the 1890's?

BlueRibbon For dunking...

superflyweight wrote:
Supper at school?  Supper?  Did you go to Harrow in the 1890's?  

Based on the general tone and intellect displayed on his posts is the answer to that not fairly apparent.

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Wagon Wheels were always a disappointment if we got them for 'supper' at school. The Fruit 'Club' was my personal favourite.

Resists urge to make homophobic joke.  

Supper at school?  Supper?  Did you go to Harrow in the 1890's?  

That is closer than you think, super.  Seany is ex private school.

His bumhole is bigger than a clowns pocket.

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Wagon Wheels were always a disappointment if we got them for 'supper' at school. The Fruit 'Club' was my personal favourite.

Resists urge to make homophobic joke.  

Supper at school?  Supper?  Did you go to Harrow in the 1890's?  

Hence the 'Supper'. Breakfast (7am), lunch (12.30pm) and tea (5pm) were warm meals and then 'supper' was a wagon wheel and access to a loaf of bread and toaster. Margerine was always full of marmite or some other crap though.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

That is closer than you think, super.  Seany is ex private school.

His bumhole is bigger than a clowns pocket.

See this is the mis-conception or certainly it was at the place I went. I was never bummed and or heard of any bumming. I suspect it would be the worst environment to 'come out' as the banjo would be relentless. One guy had to leave simply because of the grief he received after confiding in a 'friend' that his Dad had run off with another man.

It was just a joke.

Interesting the lengths you gone to in explaining it though....

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Wagon Wheels were always a disappointment if we got them for 'supper' at school. The Fruit 'Club' was my personal favourite.

Resists urge to make homophobic joke.  

Supper at school?  Supper?  Did you go to Harrow in the 1890's?  

That is closer than you think, super.  Seany is ex private school.

His bumhole is bigger than a clowns pocket.

Burst out laughing at that - unusually crude of you tino

Do you reckon when he said IT earlier it was a reference to Stephen kings clown?

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Wagon Wheels were always a disappointment if we got them for 'supper' at school. The Fruit 'Club' was my personal favourite.

Resists urge to make homophobic joke.  

Supper at school?  Supper?  Did you go to Harrow in the 1890's?  

That is closer than you think, super.  Seany is ex private school.

His bumhole is bigger than a clowns pocket.

Burst out laughing at that - unusually crude of you tino

Do you reckon when he said IT earlier it was a reference to Stephen kings clown?

Or to Stephen King's clown?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It was just a joke.  

Interesting the lengths you gone to in explaining it though....

It is just a common question that is asked when you tell people you were a 'boarder'. Best years of my life they were. Used to hate the holidays.

Another way of killing a thread sean

rick_dagless wrote:Another way of killing a thread sean

Yep. We should have stuck with prawns I guess.

Shrimps.

King Prawns at best.

Velocity of a bullet. A shrimp.

Amazing creatures.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Velocity of a bullet.  A shrimp.  

Amazing creatures.

As a non-fish eater I tried one of these deadly beasts BBQ'd during the summer. Texture was minging and spat it out almost instantly. Don't get it.

Why don't you eat fish Sean?

I prefer my arthropods to have setae sprouting from the cuticle.

I don't really know what to say to that.

Firstly, I have never eaten mantis shrimp. That would be a good place to start.

Rowley wrote:Why don't you eat fish Sean?

I could say it is because I like fish (except sharks) and that it is a stance on over fishing, but Ihink it was something from when I was younger. Shame as it looks good.

Does that mean you don't eat fish and chips? That is absolutely terrible.

Did Quentin and Benedict make you stuff a tin of sardines up your backside for not fagging the ball quick enough?

Look Tina, he has told you under no circumstances was there anything of that nature going off at his private school. Sean's ongoing and frequent attempts to assert his manliness and preference for the ladies on here cannot be read to suggest anything otherwise either.

  

Rowley wrote:Look Tina, he has told you under no circumstances was there anything of that nature going off at his private school. Sean's ongoing and frequent attempts to assert his manliness and preference for the ladies on here cannot be read to suggest anything otherwise either.

Man Bag calling the kettle black?

No fish and chips although it looks amazing. And my bum has never been penetrated.

seanmichaels wrote:No fish and chips although it looks amazing. And my bum has never been penetrated.

No wonder you are so full of shiiiit

ShahenshahG wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:No fish and chips although it looks amazing. And my bum has never been penetrated.

No wonder you are so full of shiiiit

do you require assistance at potty time then?

seanmichaels wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:No fish and chips although it looks amazing. And my bum has never been penetrated.

No wonder you are so full of shiiiit

do you require assistance at potty time then?

I usually handstand to the toilet.

Bucolic here today.

Faecal on here today

I was just thinking how lovely it is.

Whatever rocks your boat Tino

Strong waves usually do it.

Or Children under the age of 6.....

He is not under the age of 6. He is nearly 11. And quite tall. And skilled in karate.

You make it sound like some toddler knocked me out.

Jeeez. I didn't realise it was a 10 year old who sparked you. Sorry.

seanmichaels wrote:Jeeez. I didn't realise it was a 10 year old who sparked you. Sorry.

Exactly! And thanks for the sympathy.

He didn't 'spark' me though. Just split my lip with a lucky shot. I have my suspicions you are still being a little bit mischievous here, michaels.

I think he trying to distract us from investigating the arsebanditry inflicted on him at school

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Jeeez. I didn't realise it was a 10 year old who sparked you. Sorry.

Exactly!  And thanks for the sympathy.

He didn't 'spark' me though.  Just split my lip with a lucky shot.  I have my suspicions you are still being a little bit mischievous here, michaels.

No I'm genuinely not been facetious. I know of some ten year olds who are at least 4ft.

ShahenshahG wrote:I think he trying to distract us from investigating the arsebanditry inflicted on him at school

 
Shouldn't you be opening up?

As in security guard opening up th e building btw

ShahenshahG wrote:I think he trying to distract us from investigating the arsebanditry inflicted on him at school

Now now, Shah. Sean has told us that nothing gay happened to him at his not very gay private school. We must take him at his word.

We have to trust that Seany is part of the 0.004% of private school boys that didn't take part in any initiation ceremonies that involved things been inserted into bottoms.

seanmichaels wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:I think he trying to distract us from investigating the arsebanditry inflicted on him at school

Shouldn't you be opening up?

No, I went to a state school - no opening up needed

I bet LJ is more likely to partake and Jeff is more camp than me

seanmichaels wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:I think he trying to distract us from investigating the arsebanditry inflicted on him at school

 
Shouldn't you be opening up?

Said the prefect...

seanmichaels wrote:I bet LJ is more likely to partake and Jeff is more camp than me

There is nothing camp about m*n-bags and Radox baths.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I bet LJ is more likely to partake and Jeff is more camp than me

There is nothing camp about m*n-bags and Radox baths.  

I prefer salts to bubbles.