The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:16 am

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:41 pm

The Mods here are egomaniacal
hence my 6 month sabbatical
Go anywhere nice?
ja606 twice......
That place needs a good cull

by **seanmichaels** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:41 pm

The Mods here are egomaniacal
hence my 6 month sabbatical
Go anywhere nice?
ja606 twice......
but the amount of bell3nds was quite astronomical.

(i'm submitting this as Tina's was sheeeet)

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:42 pm

We are the Peoples Front of Judea

by **seanmichaels** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:46 pm

We are the Peoples Front of Judea .
We bring good tidings and a bout of gonnorrhea

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:49 pm

We are the Peoples Front of Judea .
We bring good tidings and a bout of gonnorrhea
It smells down below

by **seanmichaels** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:51 pm

We are the Peoples Front of Judea .
We bring good tidings and a bout of gonnorrhea
It smells down below
Of similar I well know.......

by **Galted** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:52 pm

We are the Peoples Front of Judea .
We bring good tidings and a bout of gonnorrhea
It smells down below
Of similar I well know.......
so we're off for our annual pap smear

by **seanmichaels** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:52 pm

by **Kenny** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 10:44 pm

I stormed out of the house in huff

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Oct 2013, 10:48 am

I stormed out of the house in huff
After slipping it to Hilary Duff

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 03 Oct 2013, 11:09 am

I stormed out of the house in huff
After slipping it to Hilary Duff
But with Hilary Swank

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Oct 2013, 11:12 am

I stormed out of the house in huff
After slipping it to Hilary Duff
But with Hilary Swank
A straight forward w*nk

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 03 Oct 2013, 11:14 am

I stormed out of the house in huff
After slipping it to Hilary Duff
But with Hilary Swank
A straight forward w*nk
To be honest, was more than enough

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Oct 2013, 11:16 am

by Guest Thu 03 Oct 2013, 6:08 pm

That last rhyme was really quite slick

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:22 pm

That last rhyme was really quite slick
Despite the posters being quite thick

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:32 pm

That last rhyme was really quite slick
Despite the posters being quite thick
I second that opinion

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 1:23 pm

That last rhyme was really quite slick
Despite the posters being quite thick
I second that opinion
And so you should, minion

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 04 Oct 2013, 1:29 pm

That last rhyme was really quite slick
Despite the posters being quite thick
I second that opinion
And so you should, minion
No need to be so rude, you d*ck.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 2:02 pm

Are any of you fans of Prince Harry?

by **Galted** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 2:03 pm

Are any of you fans of Prince Harry?
he's the kind of ginge I would marry

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 04 Oct 2013, 2:06 pm

Are any of you fans of Prince Harry?
he's the kind of ginge I would marry
His dad isn't Charles

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 2:12 pm

Are any of you fans of Prince Harry?
he's the kind of ginge I would marry
His dad isn't Charles
When he's angry; he growls

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 04 Oct 2013, 2:13 pm

Are any of you fans of Prince Harry?
he's the kind of ginge I would marry
His dad isn't Charles
When he's angry; he growls
Diana shagged Hewitt at the Cash'n'Carry

by **Galted** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 2:26 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 3:51 pm

With my hands on my pole i pulled down

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 04 Oct 2013, 4:09 pm

With my hands on my pole i pulled down
The lady produced quite a frown

by **Union Cane** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 5:20 pm

With my hands on my pole i pulled down
The lady produced quite a frown
Off came the pelmet

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 5:25 pm

With my hands on my pole i pulled down
The lady produced quite a frown
Off came the pelmet
By moonlight we're well met

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 10:37 pm

With my hands on my pole i pulled down
The lady produced quite a frown
Off came the pelmet
By moonlight we're well met
And for months we were the talk of the town

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 07 Oct 2013, 12:30 pm

I'm a big fan of good singers

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 07 Oct 2013, 1:28 pm

I'm a big fan of good singers
Especially when good tidings they bring us

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 07 Oct 2013, 1:33 pm

I'm a big fan of good singers
Especially when good tidings they bring us
Let us clear our throats

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 07 Oct 2013, 2:04 pm

I'm a big fan of good singers
Especially when good tidings they bring us
Let us clear our throats
Go forth and sow our oats

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 07 Oct 2013, 2:06 pm

I'm a big fan of good singers
Especially when good tidings they bring us
Let us clear our throats
Go forth and sow our oats
Anyone a fan of cunnilingus?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 07 Oct 2013, 2:10 pm

If you are, then you get a head start

by **Union Cane** Mon 07 Oct 2013, 2:13 pm

If you are, then you get a head start
Though watch out, as that f*nny might f*rt

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 07 Oct 2013, 2:14 pm

If you are, then you get a head start
Though watch out, as that f*nny might f*rt
The lips smack together

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 07 Oct 2013, 2:15 pm

If you are, then you get a head start
Though watch out, as that f*nny might f*rt
The lips smack together
In the regions nether

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 07 Oct 2013, 2:16 pm

If you are, then you get a head start
Though watch out, as that f*nny might f*rt
The lips smack together
In the regions nether
I had to persuade those legs to part

by **Union Cane** Mon 07 Oct 2013, 2:18 pm

Downhill fast is where this thread is headed

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 07 Oct 2013, 2:19 pm

Downhill fast is where this thread is headed
To rude, crude and lewd we are wedded

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 07 Oct 2013, 2:20 pm

Downhill fast is where this thread is headed
To rude, crude and lewd we are wedded
It makes us all laugh

by **Union Cane** Mon 07 Oct 2013, 2:25 pm

Downhill fast is where this thread is headed
To rude, crude and lewd we are wedded
It makes us all laugh
Though most of it's chaff

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 07 Oct 2013, 2:30 pm

Downhill fast is where this thread is headed
To rude, crude and lewd we are wedded
It makes us all laugh
Though most of it's chaff
'Cos as kids we ate paint that was leaded

by **Galted** Mon 07 Oct 2013, 3:12 pm

by **Kenny** Mon 07 Oct 2013, 11:27 pm

Why do the bad men in films wear black ?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Oct 2013, 9:11 am

Why do the bad men in films wear black?
Maybe the writers are all on crack?

by **Galted** Tue 08 Oct 2013, 9:50 am

Why do the bad men in films wear black?
Maybe the writers are all on crack?
Why's it Ferrell won't die?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Oct 2013, 9:51 am

Why do the bad men in films wear black?
Maybe the writers are all on crack?
Why's it Ferrell won't die?
He's very good at I Spy

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