The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

[Kenny]

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

[Galted]

Why do the bad men in films wear black?
Maybe the writers are all on crack?
Why's it Ferrell won't die?
He's very good at I Spy
ain't seen it but I bet you it's cack

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex

[Union Cane]

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere

[Galted]

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
Did him and your missus have sex?

[JuliusHMarx]

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

[Kenny]

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