The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:16 am

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

by **Galted** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 11:11 am

What the fook is that mess I've just read?
Scrawled in blood at the end of the bed
It scared me to death
When i saw my wife Beth
giving her grandad some head

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 11:14 am

Galted, you really are damaged goods

by **Galted** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 11:42 am

Galted, you really are damaged goods
but Beth is the one sucking wood

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 11:43 am

Galted, you really are damaged goods
but Beth is the one sucking wood
She wouldn't do it to me

by **Union Cane** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 11:45 am

Galted, you really are damaged goods
but Beth is the one sucking wood
She wouldn't do it to me
Well, you'd just done a wee

by **Galted** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 11:52 am

Galted, you really are damaged goods
but Beth is the one sucking wood
She wouldn't do it to me
Well, you'd just done a wee
and hadn't washed under your hood

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 11:53 am

My favourite car is a Fabia

by **Galted** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 11:57 am

My favourite car is a Fabia
I saw one in Saudi Arabia

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 11:58 am

My favourite car is a Fabia
I saw one in Saudi Arabia
Was it driven correctly?

by **Galted** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 12:01 pm

My favourite car is a Fabia
I saw one in Saudi Arabia
Was it driven correctly?
nope, f*****g abjectly

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 12:02 pm

My favourite car is a Fabia
I saw one in Saudi Arabia
Was it driven correctly?
nope, f*****g abjectly
She must've had a pain in her labia

by **Galted** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 12:09 pm

that was pretty damn hard to resist

by **Union Cane** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 12:11 pm

that was pretty damn hard to resist
Expected though, no real twist

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 12:12 pm

that was pretty damn hard to resist
Expected though, no real twist
I was particularly proud

by **Galted** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 12:17 pm

that was pretty damn hard to resist
Expected though, no real twist
I was particularly proud
that I'm not mono-browed

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 12:18 pm

that was pretty damn hard to resist
Expected though, no real twist
I was particularly proud
that I'm not mono-browed
and am also working whilst p*ssed

by **Union Cane** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 12:19 pm

The Dioscuri, Castor and Pollux

by **Galted** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 12:21 pm

The Dioscuri, Castor and Pollux
were particularly partial to molluscs

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 12:22 pm

The Dioscuri, Castor and Pollux
were particularly partial to molluscs
They had different dads

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 12:24 pm

The Dioscuri, Castor and Pollux
were particularly partial to molluscs
They had different dads
One of them named Mads

by **Galted** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 12:25 pm

The Dioscuri, Castor and Pollux
were particularly partial to molluscs
They had different dads
One of them named Mads
so thus came from four different b0ll0cks

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 12:28 pm

I once met an alien from Venus

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 12:30 pm

I once met an alien from Venus
Of which particular genus?

by **Union Cane** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 12:36 pm

I once met an alien from Venus
Of which particular genus?
No prizes for guessing

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 12:39 pm

I once met an alien from Venus
Of which particular genus?
No prizes for guessing
Or for any cross-dressing

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 12:40 pm

I once met an alien from Venus
Of which particular genus?
No prizes for guessing
Or for any cross-dressing
Let's leave now that Union has seen us

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 1:54 pm

Union's just removed his first line

by **Union Cane** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 1:56 pm

Union's just removed his first line
'Twas a poor one, my mind's in decline

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 1:57 pm

Union's just removed his first line
'Twas a poor one, my mind's in decline
Too many late nights?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 1:59 pm

Union's just removed his first line
'Twas a poor one, my mind's in decline
Too many late nights?
Or far too tight tights?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:00 pm

Union's just removed his first line
'Twas a poor one, my mind's in decline
Too many late nights?
Or far too tight tights?
Give back the stockings. They're mine.

by **Union Cane** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:03 pm

My bolly bag's trapped in my zip

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:05 pm

My bolly bag's trapped in my zip
Yank it, if you have a good grip

by **seanmichaels** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:08 pm

My bolly bag's trapped in my zip
Yank it, if you have a good grip
it could well end up torn

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:08 pm

My bolly bag's trapped in my zip
Yank it, if you have a good grip
it could well end up torn
And you'd be quite forlorn

by **Union Cane** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:11 pm

My bolly bag's trapped in my zip
Yank it, if you have a good grip
it could well end up torn
And you'd be quite forlorn
"My nuts have fell out" I would quip

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:12 pm

Union's nuts are almost certainly small

by **Union Cane** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:13 pm

Union's nuts are almost certainly small
One resembles a medicine ball

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:14 pm

Union's nuts are almost certainly small
One resembles a medicine ball
Is it dense and heavy?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:16 pm

Union's nuts are almost certainly small
One resembles a medicine ball
Is it dense and heavy?
Like a '52 Chevy?

by **Union Cane** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:17 pm

Union's nuts are almost certainly small
One resembles a medicine ball
Is it dense and heavy?
Like a '52 Chevy?
Well I can't hardly walk, I must crawl

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:20 pm

I love the way water ripples

by **seanmichaels** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:21 pm

I love the way water ripples
over anne widdecombes pert nipples

by **Union Cane** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:24 pm

I love the way water ripples
over anne widdecombes pert nipples
You got there too quick

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:26 pm

I love the way water ripples
over anne widdecombes pert nipples
You got there too quick
Sean can be such a d*ck

by **Galted** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:28 pm

I love the way water ripples
over anne widdecombes pert nipples
You got there too quick
Sean can be such a d*ck
all the men that Anne rides end up cripples

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:29 pm

The Mods here are egomaniacal

by **seanmichaels** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:36 pm

The Mods here are egomaniacal
hence my 6 month sabbatical

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:37 pm

The Mods here are egomaniacal
hence my 6 month sabbatical
Go anywhere nice?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:40 pm

The Mods here are egomaniacal
hence my 6 month sabbatical
Go anywhere nice?
ja606 twice......

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