Christmas Lawyers

Hero Claus has a special gift for you all for being so good all year (except you, ZZZ), and has agreed that Azzy's idea of a Christmas Lawyer is a good one.

Therefore, you have until 7:45pm tomorrow to post who you'd like to have an offer on for the final lawyer of the year.

You need to post the player, the TM link, and their current TM value. We'll then apply the 20% increase in our standard fashion and you may sell the player.

You're only allowed one and if you muck around Viva will fill your stockings with coal from his sack.

Confirmed Lawyers Offers:

Bayern My Erch
Kevin De Bruyne - £9.5m

Deportivo My Sharona
Paolo Cannavaro - £9.5m

FC No Respek
David Beckham - £4m

VFL Fassbender
Daniele Bonera - £4m

Deportivo la Chorizo
Custodio - £4m

Moleicester City
Diego Milito - £12m

Bratwurst Mannschaft
Per Mertesacker - £15m

Bunga Bunga FC
Billy Jones - £2m

Under Brescia
Joris Mathijsen - £3.5m

Total Juan Carrs
Jese - £5.5m

Atalanta Falcons
Alessandro Diamanti - £7m

Kevin de Bruyne - [Only admins are allowed to see this link]

£7.9m

Paolo Cannavaro - [Only admins are allowed to see this link]

£7.9m

(Right as his 6 month ban is announced )

Marky wrote:Paolo Cannavaro - [Only admins are allowed to see this link]

£7.9m

(Right as his 6 month ban is announced )

Probably for the best on that one!

David Beckham, £3.1m:

[Only admins are allowed to see this link]

Daniele Bonera,: £3.1m

[Only admins are allowed to see this link]

Custodio - £3.1 million

[Only admins are allowed to see this link]

Diego Milito 9.7m

[Only admins are allowed to see this link]

I'm on my phone but mertesacker please

Billy Jones

Under Brescia

Joris Mathijsen
£2.6m

[Only admins are allowed to see this link]

which equals a £3.5m lawyers offer

Jese
Real Madrid
4.4m

[Only admins are allowed to see this link]

So much for doing them during the footy Soddy

Sorry, a mate came over and we were trying to rent a car but it wouldn't let us... Then I watched a documentary on Miami University's championship football history.

I will do them now.

sodhat wrote:Sorry, a mate came over and we were trying to rent a car but it wouldn't let us... Then I watched a documentary on Miami University's championship football history.

I will do them now.

Jimmy Johnson!

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:Sorry, a mate came over and we were trying to rent a car but it wouldn't let us... Then I watched a documentary on Miami University's championship football history.

I will do them now.

Jimmy Johnson!

I'm guessing that's the mate Soddy is referring to?

Not a problem Soddy, just having a laugh

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:Sorry, a mate came over and we were trying to rent a car but it wouldn't let us... Then I watched a documentary on Miami University's championship football history.

I will do them now.

Jimmy Johnson!

I'm guessing that's the mate Soddy is referring to?

Not a problem Soddy, just having a laugh

Jimmy Johnson is a football coach, who won a title with Miami U. But their best coach was Howard Schnellenberger, because of his name and his massive tache.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:Sorry, a mate came over and we were trying to rent a car but it wouldn't let us... Then I watched a documentary on Miami University's championship football history.

I will do them now.

Jimmy Johnson!

I'm guessing that's the mate Soddy is referring to?

Not a problem Soddy, just having a laugh

No it's a football coach at the University of Miami! Very famous, went onto win multiple SuperBowl's with Dallas

I wander if anyone will reject theirs



Mathijsen accepted

Merte accepted

FC No Respek
David Beckham - £4m

ACCEPTED :merrychristmassmiley:

Custodio accepted

Diamanti accepted

What happens to those managers that missed out? No Lawyers at all? Or should someone do them a free one anyway?

Boner accepted.

CF wrote:Boner accepted.

How did no-one pick up on this?

Deportivo My Sharona
Paolo Cannavaro - £9.5m

Accepted.

Marky wrote:

CF wrote:Boner accepted.

How did no-one pick up on this?

I didn't find it funny, that's why I ignored it

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Marky wrote:

CF wrote:Boner accepted.

How did no-one pick up on this?

I didn't find it funny, that's why I ignored it

Then you're not as childish as you make out