Top Gunner

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Whoever invented the Ultimate Worrier thread deserves all the credit/ abuse he got for it imo.

And that very madman who still lives on the edge of sanity PMd me another thread for fun.

Yes, his demented genius feels its time to break out another all inclusive iddea. I present to you....

TOP GUNNER - a Tony Scott film about a ex security guard who goes on to be a very solid mid table pilot in the US Air Force.

So lets hear your films that have been hijacked by wrestlers ....

The life of Daniel Bryan

Often mistaken for the Messiah, DB has to battle on all front as he quite often unintentionally inspires crowd movement, the powers that be won't rest until he is put to the sword, still, he always looks on the bright side of life


Edit - Damn you Crimey

Primo and Prejudice - Primo wrestles ( ) with his emotions for Elizabeth Bennett who rejects him at first but eventually falls in love with him.

Jay's Lethal Weapon - An XXX parody of 80's classic Lethal Weapon starring one Jay Lethal.

Groundhornswoggle Day - you get the picture!

Citizen Kane - roseblood!!!

Divatar - the divas wear even less clothes, but they're giant and blue.

Kofi Kingston kong - a giant ape terrorise New York by frog splashing and moon saulting from building to building

RobieE.T - Rob is 'out of this World' good and he knows it, his mission is to find a way to get home to Wales from the pit of dispair that is the iMPACT Zone!

Ted-Vince Russo's love for swerves and heel turns takes a twist when every match he books is turned into a tag match by his only friend Teddy long.

I now pronounce you Chuck and Billy, Mr Gunn & Palumbo reunite to finally tie the knot then take on the Tag Team Division

SteenWolf - Kevin has repressed his anger and frustration for long enough, when he snaps he becomes the wolfman and becomes unbeatable

Saving Private Ryback - Ryback is a one man mission in the Middle East

Ryback to the Future - Ryback has to travel back in time and erase the memory of Skip Sheffield from the WWE Universe

Crimson Tide - A Russian Sub goes awol for 332 days before finally being found in 37 seconds by a returning Cowboy submarine

GladiaTor Johnson - Epic swords and sandals movie that only fans of non WWE would go and watch. Like Hipster clothing but with more toga added.

Big Trouble in Not So Little Chyna - A rather intoxicated New Jack plants his evil seed in Joanie Laurer resulting in an anxious and agonising 9 months. What will come out of that bloodied curtain?

Shield of Dreams - After totally decimating the entire WWE roster Reigns, Ambrose and Rollins run amok in Major League Baseball and win the World Series.

An American Werewolf in Paul London - Legendary tag team specialist smokes one too many bifta's and goes on the rampage.

Jurassic Joseph Park - Mr Parks DNA is used to create 50ft versions of him for a theme park in Costa Rica. Hilarity ensues.

Eric Young Guns - A posse of bearded Cowboys go on a crime spree against the Villainous sherriff of ODB

Hernadez of Thunder - The mexican superstar turns his talents to Nascar with disastrous effects. Hilarity ensues.

Angles with Dirty Faces - The punchline to a food fight (hilarity ensues) in the TNA canteen.

Rob Van Dambusters - The German water barriers are taken out by a pony tailed rolling thunder bomb. Hilarity unlikely.

The Sam Shawshank redemption - prison drama where Michael Clarke Duncan plays the gut check winner. Might have got the wrong movie.

Zema Ion Legend - Zema is the last man on earth other than some vampires hellbent on killing him. Hilarity optional.

Get Dixie Carter - Michael Caine reprises his hard northener role and relocates to Dixieland. Directed by Marlon Wayans so no hilarity whatsoever.

Malcolm X-Pac - when this guys not fighting for the rights of the blackman he's telling the rest of us to suck it

American History D-Generation X - a look at how America's youth of today has been moulded by the sins of their forefathers

The Rock - the Rock takes over Alcatraz prison and threatens to destroy San Fransisco unless he is made a WWE hall of famer.

Three MB and a baby - In between working their way through the mid-card, Mahal, McIntyre and Slater have to look after an infant.