Top Gunner

Whoever invented the Ultimate Worrier thread deserves all the credit/ abuse he got for it imo.

And that very madman who still lives on the edge of sanity PMd me another thread for fun.

Yes, his demented genius feels its time to break out another all inclusive iddea. I present to you....

TOP GUNNER - a Tony Scott film about a ex security guard who goes on to be a very solid mid table pilot in the US Air Force.

So lets hear your films that have been hijacked by wrestlers ....

Stone Cold Mountain - Steve Austin returns from the civil war and raises hell in an attempt to be reunited with his prewar sweetheart

Brock back mountain- brock just doesn't know how to quit Paul heyman

Sweet home Alabamaslama- bob holly returns home to the Deep South and hits his finishing move on his high school sweetheart

WWE.T - The entire roster come together in a winner takes all Battle Royal for the ultimate prize: A phone call home and a high flying bike ride in a bread basket.

Jesus Christ WWE Superstar - When Jesus returned in his second coming, nobody could have predicted that he'd want to be a WWE Superstar!

Independence Clay - Brodus overcomes an almighty struggle to rid himself of those hideous backing dancers.

There's something about Drew Carey - After a 12 year hiatus the great man finally returns to compete once again in the Royal Rumble.

Jake the snake on a plane - FBI agent Samuel L Jackson takes on his most dangerous mission, trying to control a drunk Jake Roberts on a plane.

easy zach ryder - trippy road trip movie from long island to new york. 12 mins long.

Stop or my Mom will shoot! - Tired of hearing slanderous statements and never ending criticisms of her son Sin Cara's mum goes to town on all things WWE.

Rock, Sock and two Christmas carols - The great one and Foley compete against each other in a festive sing off.

BraveHart - Despite a fear of heights and vertigo the youngest graduate of the famous Dungeon finally plucks up the courage to climb that ladder.

The Incredible Hulk Hogan - After being exposed to gamma radiation, the Immortal one destroys TNA, by taking up TV time from more intriguing characters

Lita, Drew and Slob too - The former Divas champion, McIntrye and Bastian Booger recreate the 80's classic in spectacular fashion.

Beaten to a Pulp from Addiction - Years of substance abuse finally catches up with Jeff Hardy leaving him an absolute wreck.

One Drew over the Cuckoo's Nest - Drew McIntyre can't face yet another lame gimmick and it drives him to the nuthouse.

The Empire Strikes Zack - Zack Ryder has a woo off with Darth Vader, hilarities ensue.

Twelve Angry Horseman - Ric Flair, Arn and Ole Anderson, Dean Malenko, Sting, Lex Luger, Barry Windham, Sid Vicious, Brian Pillman, Tully Blanchard, Curt Hennig and JJ Dillion deliberate the guilt of a defendant. Flair blades, and elbow drops his jacket as a verdict is reached.

A Nightmare on Helms Street - a hurricane is the least of this man's problems.

All about Eve Torres - Biopic of the diva's champion

Jay Lethal Wepon - Wrestling's funny man negotiates with terrorists with only his impressions as a weapon.

Dude Love Actually - A group of angry young men spend 90 minutes arguing, fighting and fussing over whether Mankind or Cactus Jack was Mick Foley's best gimmick when it was in fact...

Four Beddings and a Funeral - Undecided on which colour to chose Mark Calloway loses the plot and all hell breaks loose.

Fear and Loathing in Vinnie Vegas - Kevin Nash finally comes to terms with the fact that's he's a total tool and addresses the hang ups he has over smaller wrestlers actually being better than him and being a bigger draw.

Dude love Wheres My Car - Your car is parked right here in Manhatton New York

Return of the Jerichi

Chris Jericho gets a huge build up of promos and internet excitement builds only for it to be a complete flop as usual.

Big Showgirls - Paul Wight sets up a cross-dressing dance troupe with Brodus Clay and Rikishi

Nay Bother wrote:Dude love Wheres My Car - Your car is parked right here in Manhatton New York

You know anyone who reads that does Mick's voice in their head.

Big Show Trouble in Little Chyna

Big Show and Xpac have a falling out after Waltman catches the Show with the manbeast that is Joan Laurer.

Slaving Daniel Bryan - Vince McMahon ups Bryan's workload by making him work 366 days a year.

Vickie Christian Barcelona - WWE managing supervisor and Christian star in this Woody Allen penned comedy

The Lizard of Droz - A paralysed former wrestler makes ends meet by dressing up as a reptile for kids parties.

The Life of Bryan - Mistaken for the messiah, Daniel Bryan has to go to the window of his apartment: I'm not the Messiah, NO! NO! NO!

Fight Club - Sheamus & Findlay open up an illegal fight den with shillelaghs and dwarves in blatant stereotyping of the Irish culture as seen by Americans, hilarity ensues.

Debbie does Bo Dallas - Don't tell the missus about this one

Once Upon a Time in the Don West - Don West reminisces about when TNA used to be half decent with him on commentary whilst trying to flog as much tacky merchandise as possible.

Indian Jones and the Temple of Matt Bloom - Tensai is forced to put Harrison Ford over by taking whips to the head for two hours.

Saving Private Mason Ryan - Mason Ryan is a guy who likes to keep things to himself and doesn't like to ask others for assistance, all until he doesn't know how store the content of his hard drive and has to conquer his shyness.

Citizen Kane - Kane takes the Big Red Monster gimmick one step too far when he decides to become communist and begins to quote Karl Marx whilst coming down to the ring in a tank.

The Kurt Locker - Somewhere amongst those replica gold medals is the real one.

Apex Predator - Randy Orton takes on Arnie in a fight to the death set in the South American Jungle.

Austin Stunning Massacre 3D - Austin goes crazy and stuns everyone with blood and guts flying everywhere as JR is heard narrating the words "Why Austin Why"...Oh and did i tell you its in 3D?

monty python and the Foley grail - featuring the knights who say bang bang!

harry potter and the.....

Philosephers Stone Cold

elimination chamber of secrets

the prisoner of kazaniels

deathly luke gallows

half brood prince

orton of the phoenix (clutching at straws with that one!)

The War of the Dean Ambrose's - Dean's influences such as Pillman, Piper and the Joker all vie for control of the Shield's leader.

Rambling Ambrose - Dean takes up countryside walking with his fanny pack like it’s a thunderbolt from freaking Zeus

Due Date - Hero takes out Ambrose for a date it goes terrible wrong.

TheBrahmaBull wrote:Due Date - Hero takes out Ambrose for a date it goes terrible wrong.

I wonder why I hadn't had a call since

Rhodes trip - Dustin, Dusty and Cody have to travel from one show to another before Damien Sandow finds out about Ted Dibiase, hilarity ensues when the trio get themselves into all sorts of trouble. Highlights include Dusty collecting Kharmas Pants

We need to talk about Kevin Steen - A look back at Kevin Steen's childhood, in an attempt to understand why he committed the heinous act of spitting at Jay Lethal's parents.