Team Wilshere

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The first task - DEADLINE 2359 ON THURSDAY 22 NOVEMBER - is very simple. England played Sweden on Wednesday night - I want you to tell me what each of the starting XI would be doing if they weren't footballers. To be clear: this isn't a test of what did Joe Hart get in his Art GSCE, but a test of character assessment. You tell me what each player would be suited to in the real world, and the winning team will get a luxury prize. And from the losing team, one of you will be FIRED!

Viva, you are the Captain of Team Wilshere, and Olly, you are the Captain of Team Scholes. Please ask questions if you need any clarity.

Lord Azzy Mahmood

Hart - Lonely heart adverst for twilight fanboys
Johnson
Caulker DIY Handyman
Cahill road works spends most time on greggs
Baines part time Batman nemesis Bane (Baines)
Cleverley Salesman for marmite love him or hate him
Gerrard does security for dj incase they get attacked by Footballers
Osman Sells kebabs from his ice cream van
Young diving instructor in Birmingham
Sterling - Right wing politician
Welbeck Bambi

Cheers mate, shall I post it now with a spoiler

If you can wait I would

Ill wait till near ending time.

Yooooo, Hero, did you add the images? Top top job my man. Well done. The "Breaking Bad" Glen Johnson image is awesome.

Yes the images were my 'project', that's why we couldn't go into detail as to what it was so the other team didn't get wind of it.

Glad you got the Glen Johnson one btw, thought people would just wonder why I turned him yellow

Well done everyone and good work on the images Hero

Enjoyed this line as well

"Little does Gary know that his long term girlfriend is currently shacked up with his supervisor Mr Terry"

Morning

Great performance guys, I'm proud of every single one of you. x

Glad you got the Glen Johnson one btw

Oh straight away. Thought it was quality, spot on.

I seen why you couldnt say now. Could of just PMed everyone but fair enough.

We should win this hands down. There one liners cant compete with our Steven Gerrard one let alone all of ours.

Zidane we had to keep that stirctly James Bond, MI5, FBI and Mossad type of hushness, killing the enemy in silence and violence. We couldn't let that type of information slip through, I bet you any money Marky was monitoring our PM's and it would be over for us.

Lets be humble Zidane and respect our opponents they put in good work I wouldn't write them off. It's Azzy who makes the decision and maybe what he was looking for was in their task.

Lets be humble Zidane and respect our opponents

Is that until we win?

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Lets be humble Zidane and respect our opponents

Is that until we win?

shhhhhh

Viva, can I turn on you in the interviews for a bit of entertainment???
We should win this so you wont get fired.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Viva, can I turn on you in the interviews for a bit of entertainment???
We should win this so you wont get fired.

Hahah yeah of course, it's all about the entertainment.

Hahah yeah of course, it's all about the entertainment.

Nice one Viva. I honestly do think you did a fine job as TL. Delegated well, ensured each person knew what they were doing, how to go about it and it all got done. Also the bit under wraps with Hero, great!

So...for the purope of entertainment I shall rip you in the interviews. Feel free to fight back lol

Im off for a minute, gooto pop out the office.

Well played Hero that was what won it. ZZZ having a bit of fun nearly backfired

Hero fantastic, you won man of the match for me.

Afro you know I was hoping a little that we would go back in, I know Zidane would have gone for his lack of sportmanship and I would use that against him.

Cheers, I knew that once both sides cottoned on to humour being involved it'd be a close run thing especially as Marky & Sodhat are both quite funny so it needed something to separate.

Don't test me bruv lol

Ohhh four of our team sacked! Well suppose so but a little harsh on Cherries

What did Cherries contribute other than saying swag a lot and wanting to change the team name.

Oh, he did post "I like them" yesterday.

BigFellasAfro wrote:What did Cherries contribute other than saying swag a lot and wanting to change the team name.

Oh, he did post "I like them" yesterday.

That was the motivation that spurred us on to victory surely

see i contributed
#CHERRIESFORJUSTICE

True, maybe not harsh after all. Sorry cherries, to compensate shall we find some blackberrys to go with you?

Teams will change next week because I sacked so many of you this week

UNFAIR DISSISAIL #CHERRIESOFRJUSTICE

THIS TEAM WILL CRASHA ND URN WITHOUT ME AND MY SWAG!

Teams will change next week because I sacked so many of you this week
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Id be happy with the same team. Maybe just add one person to ours.

Two things I noticed from your pictures:

1. Danny Welbeck looks spookily like Wesley Snipes
2. Ashley Young has white hands

Ashley Young has white hands

They were his diving gloves to prevent Athletes Hand

Azzy Mahmood wrote:2. Ashley Young has white hands

Goose fat for the dives. He feels the cold badly

The picture I used was actually of a black fella weirdly enough!

Spoiler:

Are you telling me that wasn't really Ashley Young?