Team Wilshere

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The first task - DEADLINE 2359 ON THURSDAY 22 NOVEMBER - is very simple. England played Sweden on Wednesday night - I want you to tell me what each of the starting XI would be doing if they weren't footballers. To be clear: this isn't a test of what did Joe Hart get in his Art GSCE, but a test of character assessment. You tell me what each player would be suited to in the real world, and the winning team will get a luxury prize. And from the losing team, one of you will be FIRED!

Viva, you are the Captain of Team Wilshere, and Olly, you are the Captain of Team Scholes. Please ask questions if you need any clarity.

Lord Azzy Mahmood

Hart - Lonely heart adverst for twilight fanboys
Johnson
Caulker DIY Handyman
Cahill road works spends most time on greggs
Baines part time Batman nemesis Bane (Baines)
Cleverley Salesman for marmite love him or hate him
Gerrard does security for dj incase they get attacked by Footballers
Osman Sells kebabs from his ice cream van
Young diving instructor in Birmingham
Sterling - Right wing politician
Welbeck Bambi

Hart - Runs lonely heart website for twilight fanboys who are unable to use their phone to meet aging ginger footballers.
Johnson
Caulker - DIY Handyman goes around plugging the holes
Cahill - Does the road works for Severn Trent but spends most time in Greggs
Baines - Decides to take up cosplay as Batman's nemesis Bane
Cleverley - Sales rep for Marmite you either love it or hate it
Gerrard - Owns a security firm protecting DJ's against Footballers when they wont play thier songs
Osman - Sells donner kebab in the back of his van
Young - Becomes Tom Daley's latest rival at the 2016 Rio Olympics
Sterling - Takes his right wing a bit too far and joins the Nazi party
Welbeck - Becomes the first person to have his head surgically attached to a fawn and becomes a sideshow act at a circus.

Thats what we've gone for so far minus Glen Johnson who we yet to pick a trade so if you pick one of the players that has the describtion you can eloobrate on it and tell what he would be doing if he wasnt a Footballer. About 4-6 lines should be enough and we'll be going with the funny approach to give some laughs.

Baggsy Gerrard!

Surely sterling should be appearing on Jeremy Kyle given his private life!

I'll take Young and Sterling.

Glen Johnson looks like he should be a character in Rasta Mouse

PMed

Viva - I just PMd you a narrative for Young, Sterling and Cleverley

Surely sterling should be appearing on Jeremy Kyle given his private life!

I fully agree with that. The right wing this is only to do with his playing position and then a play on right wing.
Due to him being a baby machine as well a woman attacker surely he should be going "Brappp Brappp errrr this errr ainghrt errr my baby" and getting a DNA test on Jeremy Kyle

Its too late for that now.

Zidane I'd like you to do three more please.

Gerrard, Young, Sterling, Cleverly have all been taken.

Hart, Baines, Wellbeck, Osman, Cahill, Caulker, Johnson are remianing.

Gregers I'll PM you Afros players so you have base on how to work it out.

Cheers Viva, will attempt to get it done this afternoon at work. If not then it'll be tomorrow lunch/evening

I'll do Caulker and Cahill, will be done this evening probably Viva

Zidane I'd like you to do three more please.

but Mr Projects Manager Viva Sir, there is more people on this team you know

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Zidane I'd like you to do three more please.

but Mr Projects Manager Viva Sir, there is more people on this team you know

Me = Over looking everything
Afro = Doing some of the players
Gregers = Doing some of the players
CF = AWOL
Cherries = AWOL
Zidane = Doing some of the players
Hero = Doing something I've assigned him to do

So we'll just have to do a little more. x

Sterling, Young, Cleverly, Gerrard, Caulker and Cahill have been taken.

Hart, Johnson, Baines, Welbeck and Oslman are left.

Me = Over looking everything - a\Maybe you should do one too, chip in Mr Team Leader. In fact I think you shuld do the Captain of the team.

CF = AWOL
Cherries = AWOL
There not AWOl, they have been around last few days posting etc. I say you fire them now!

Hero = Doing something I've assigned him to do. - Oh so whats this then, favoritism hey. Heys not doing players but hes doing something you want him to do....whats that then.... Chilling out, maxing and relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of school ???

So its me, AfroJoe & Greggers doing all the teams work huh....HUH...HUH

I think the thing that Hero is doing could be the icing on the cake to win it for us.

But I do think Viva should do at least one, otherwise he looks prime for firing should we somehow lose

Ok I'll take Osman and Afro if you can take Welbeck then we're done.

Hopefully everyone can PM me thier players tonight or at the latest 12pm tomorrow.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Me = Over looking everything - a\Maybe you should do one too, chip in Mr Team Leader. In fact I think you shuld do the Captain of the team.

CF = AWOL
Cherries = AWOL
There not AWOl, they have been around last few days posting etc. I say you fire them now!

Hero = Doing something I've assigned him to do. - Oh so whats this then, favoritism hey. Heys not doing players but hes doing something you want him to do....whats that then.... Chilling out, maxing and relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of school ???

So its me, AfroJoe & Greggers doing all the teams work huh....HUH...HUH

:laugh:the job of the leader is to get the others to do the work.

Welbeck done and sent. I pretty much just type whatever comes into my head to be honest

the job of the leader is to get the others to do the work.

No Viva!!! NO!!! The the apprentice not the Azzprentice

Ill have min in tomorrow morning for ya ok.
Ive got Hart, Johnson & Baines.

Afro, can you do Baines, it was your idea for him to be Bane wasnt it.

So far I've got:
Sterling
Young
Cleverly
Gerrard
Welbeck

Waiting on
Hart, Johnson and Baines from Zidane and Caulker and Cahill from Greggers and Osman. We'll get it done. Go team Viva

I think it was Hero's idea.

As I have no idea who Bane is, that's not one for me.

I think it was Hero's idea.
As I have no idea who Bane is, that's not one for me.

Ohh. Well its tricky to make a story up for a player when its not your idea, more so a strange one like Baines wants to be Bane from Batman!

Ah, now I remember who Bane is!

Surely as it's Baines, he has to become mutliple versions of Bane. Like schizophrenia

Baines is yours to do Zidane. Stop moaning about it, everyone has to put the work in.

Baines is yours to do Zidane. Stop moaning about it, everyone has to put the work in.

You say everyone but I dont see Cherries or CF putting work in.

I honestly have no idea for Baines>Bane

Im doing the others now

I'll do something on Baines...

i like them

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Baines is yours to do Zidane. Stop moaning about it, everyone has to put the work in.

You say everyone but I dont see Cherries or CF putting work in.

I honestly have no idea for Baines>Bane

Im doing the others now

Thats because them two have not been on, CF does not want to do the task and I dont know about Cherries Ive posted on his page that we're doing the apprentice. If you don't want to do it then just say it, no one is forcing you.

cherriesfan wrote:i like them

Do you want to do one of them?

So far I have:

Gerrard, Cleverly, Young, Sterling, Baines,

Waiting on:
Caulker, Cahill from Gregers
Johnson and Hart from Nick
Osman from Afro.

Ok Viva ok.

Your the boss man on this task.

Hart is on its way and so is Johnson.

Afro, are you ok dealing with Baines?

I have done Baines ZZZ and will be doing Osman soon

What was Johnson again??

Cheers McAfro

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Ok Viva ok.

Your the boss man on this task.

Hart is on its way and so is Johnson.

Afro, are you ok dealing with Baines?

You know that fam.

We didnt have one for Johnson but you did say something like that Johnson is crap at defending so whatever he does it'll be crap.

Defending racist Uruguays against black footballers but losing the case.

OHHHHHHH Ive got Johnson sorted. Will PM it to everyone

Guys, ive PMed Viva, Jafro and Gregers. there are two versions for Glen Johnson. I think both are good but want your opinions. Can you PM me back which you like and why.
Also the final decision on which is used is Vivas.

Gregers can you get your Cahill and Caulker in soon as possible the rest are done just waiting on you.

We going with ZIdanes second one.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Gregers can you get your Cahill and Caulker in soon as possible the rest are done just waiting on you.

Doing them now mate

Gregers wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Gregers can you get your Cahill and Caulker in soon as possible the rest are done just waiting on you.

Doing them now mate

just PM them to me when they done.

We going with ZIdanes second one.

OOOSH.

Let me just do some research though. Ill reposrt back to you later.

Ive sent Hero all 11 players now.

Well done Afro, Zidane, Cherries, Gregers CF and Hero

I'll be leaving at 4 and I'll be back around 7ish

I have 2 bits to finish off on my 'project' then I'll be done.

Hero wrote:I have 2 bits to finish off on my 'project' then I'll be done.

We got loads of time, can you merge them with the players I posted to you and send them back to me so I can post it ON aZZYS PAGE WHEN YOURE DONE. Oops cap locks sorry.

Don't want to be pressuring you Hero but we've got less then 2 hours.

Its all done and ready to go up