The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 2:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Galted** Fri 14 Dec 2012, 8:58 am

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:32 am

by **Pal Joey** Fri 14 Dec 2012, 8:10 pm

I'm glad that one tickled your fancy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 14 Dec 2012, 8:46 pm

I'm glad that one tickled your fancy
Meanwhile, I'm tickling Nancy

by Guest Fri 14 Dec 2012, 8:57 pm

I'm glad that one tickled your fancy
Meanwhile, I'm tickling Nancy
I've tickled my feet

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 14 Dec 2012, 8:59 pm

I'm glad that one tickled your fancy
Meanwhile, I'm tickling Nancy
I've tickled my feet
I've suckled a teat

by Guest Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:11 pm

I'm glad that one tickled your fancy
Meanwhile, I'm tickling Nancy
I've tickled my feet
I've suckled a teat
And I've done it with Abigail Clancy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:36 pm

by **Pal Joey** Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:43 pm

by Guest Sat 15 Dec 2012, 10:31 am

In the bath I was washing my back

by **Pal Joey** Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:32 am

In the bath I was washing my back
And attempted to reach for my crack

by Guest Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:39 am

In the bath I was washing my back
And attempted to reach for my crack
But amongst all the hair

by **Pal Joey** Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:40 am

In the bath I was washing my back
And attempted to reach for my crack
But amongst all the hair
I managed to tear

by Guest Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:47 am

In the bath I was washing my back
And attempted to reach for my crack
But amongst all the hair
I managed to tear
All the skin that was holding my sack

by **Pal Joey** Sat 15 Dec 2012, 1:55 pm

by **Galted** Sat 15 Dec 2012, 2:48 pm

by **Pal Joey** Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:17 pm

One nut got sucked to the plughole

by two_tone Mon 17 Dec 2012, 5:45 pm

One nut got sucked to the plughole
The other flew right past my lug hole

by **Galted** Mon 17 Dec 2012, 6:56 pm

One nut got sucked to the plughole
The other flew right past my lug hole
but I forced them together

by **Pal Joey** Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:09 pm

One nut got sucked to the plughole
The other flew right past my lug hole
but I forced them together
and with toothpaste I tethered

by **Galted** Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:12 pm

One nut got sucked to the plughole
The other flew right past my lug hole
but I forced them together
and with toothpaste I tethered
them both to a seven foot pole

by **Pal Joey** Tue 18 Dec 2012, 5:41 am

by two_tone Tue 18 Dec 2012, 2:40 pm

I drank a whole bottle of bleach

by **Galted** Tue 18 Dec 2012, 3:23 pm

I drank a whole bottle of bleach
on Xmas to avoid the queen's speach

by two_tone Tue 18 Dec 2012, 4:04 pm

I drank a whole bottle of bleach
on Xmas to avoid the queen's speach
when looking back on it

by Guest Tue 18 Dec 2012, 6:00 pm

I drank a whole bottle of bleach
on Xmas to avoid the queen's speach
when looking back on it
I tripped on my vomit

by **Galted** Tue 18 Dec 2012, 6:25 pm

I drank a whole bottle of bleach
on Xmas to avoid the queen's speech
when looking back on it
I tripped on my vomit
and slipped ar$e-first down the stairs with a screech

by Guest Tue 18 Dec 2012, 6:28 pm

by **Kenny** Wed 19 Dec 2012, 2:13 pm

by **Kenny** Wed 19 Dec 2012, 2:14 pm

So Christmas is finally upon us , that much is true

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Dec 2012, 6:40 pm

So Christmas is finally upon us , that much is true
And there's no-one I rather spend it with, Kenny, than you

by **Galted** Wed 19 Dec 2012, 6:50 pm

So Christmas is finally upon us , that much is true
And there's no-one I rather spend it with, Kenny, than you
well sod you then Julius, I'll spend mine on my own

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Dec 2012, 7:00 pm

So Christmas is finally upon us , that much is true
And there's no-one I rather spend it with, Kenny, than you
well sod you then Julius, I'll spend mine on my own
I thought you were with Freekshow...if only I'd known

by **Galted** Wed 19 Dec 2012, 7:18 pm

So Christmas is finally upon us , that much is true
And there's no-one I rather spend it with, Kenny, than you
well sod you then Julius, I'll spend mine on my own
I thought you were with Freekshow...if only I'd known
ah! you're forgiven then and sorry for all the hullaballoo

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Dec 2012, 7:22 pm

by Guest Wed 19 Dec 2012, 7:24 pm

I heard my name mentioned, what gives?

by **Galted** Wed 19 Dec 2012, 7:39 pm

heard my name mentioned, what gives?
not much, some of us being divs

by **Kenny** Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:33 pm

heard my name mentioned, what gives?
not much, some of us being divs
it's all ment in jest

by Guest Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:02 am

I heard my name mentioned, what gives?
not much, some of us being divs
it's all ment in jest
Kenny give it a rest!

by **Galted** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 7:12 am

I heard my name mentioned, what gives?
not much, some of us being divs
it's all ment in jest
Kenny give it a rest!
nowt left to rhyme except 'sieves'

by Glas a du Thu 20 Dec 2012, 7:21 am

There are a wonderful array of sieves

by **Galted** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 7:28 am

There are a wonderful array of sieves
being sold out of cases by spivs

by Glas a du Thu 20 Dec 2012, 7:29 am

There are a wonderful array of sieves
being sold out of cases by spivs
Some having handles

by **Galted** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 7:46 am

There are a wonderful array of sieves
being sold out of cases by spivs
Some having handles
that get snapped off by vandals

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:20 am

There are a wonderful array of sieves
being sold out of cases by spivs
Some having handles
that get snapped off by vandals
while trying to nick them ....the divs Doh

by **Galted** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:03 am

that must be the first ever limerick remix

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:13 am

that must be the first ever limerick remix
since the one by da housecat DJ Felix

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:36 am

that must be the first ever limerick remix
since the one by da housecat DJ Felix
over these lines he'll be purring

by **Galted** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:21 am

that must be the first ever limerick remix
since the one by da housecat DJ Felix
over these lines he'll be purring
& abtractedly inferring

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:26 am

that must be the first ever limerick remix
since the one by da housecat DJ Felix
over these lines he'll be purring
& abtractedly inferring
he's in love with a cruel dominatrix

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