The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Pal Joey** Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:01 am

I think i should clean it all up
It should just about fill half a cup
but be sure not to drink it
pour it down his mum's pink bit
and in 9 months will out pop a pup

by **Galted** Tue Dec 04, 2012 6:48 pm

by **Kenny** Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:59 am

very good

by **Kenny** Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:00 am

So when will the bump start to show ?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:24 am

So when will the bump start to show ?
And the royal breasts begin to grow ?

by two_tone Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:35 am

So when will the bump start to show ?
And the royal breasts begin to grow ?
I don't know, I'm no nurse

by Guest Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:29 am

So when will the bump start to show ?
And the royal breasts begin to grow ?
I don't know, I'm no nurse
Just seen Kate in a hearse

by **Galted** Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:32 am

So when will the bump start to show ?
And the royal breasts begin to grow ?
I don't know, I'm no nurse
Just seen Kate in a hearse
green-eyed Harry shot her down like a pro

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:09 am

We're having trouble clearing the deficit

by **Kenny** Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:01 am

We're having trouble clearing the deficit
In fact it's safe to say were in sh..it

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:00 am

We're having trouble clearing the deficit
In fact it's safe to say were in sh..it
No - that's defecate

by **Galted** Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:23 am

We're having trouble clearing the deficit
In fact it's safe to say were in sh..it
No - that's defecate
ffs mate get it straight

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:51 am

We're having trouble clearing the deficit
In fact it's safe to say were in sh..it
No - that's defecate
ffs mate get it straight
You don't know your @rse from your t1t

by **Galted** Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:26 am

smug-arrogantly rewriting the rules

by **Pal Joey** Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:51 am

smug-arrogantly rewriting the rules
to punish the innocent fools

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:50 pm

smug-arrogantly rewriting the rules
to punish the innocent fools
serves them quite right

by **Pal Joey** Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:00 pm

smug-arrogantly rewriting the rules
to punish the innocent fools
serves them quite right
for starting the fight

by **Galted** Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:52 pm

smug-arrogantly rewriting the rules
to punish the innocent fools
serves them quite right
for starting the fight
let's chase them away with our tools

by **Kenny** Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:54 pm

The dog was cocking it's leg

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:49 am

The dog was cocking it's leg
Then it tried to sit up and beg

by Guest Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:52 am

The dog was cocking it's leg
Then it tried to sit up and beg
But his owner ignored

by **Kenny** Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:58 am

The dog was cocking it's leg
Then it tried to sit up and beg
But his owner ignored
all the whimpers implored

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:05 am

The dog was cocking it's leg
Then it tried to sit up and beg
But his owner ignored
all the whimpers implored
And wound up covered in smeg

by **Kenny** Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:06 am

by **Pal Joey** Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:51 am

If ever you're stranded in Dover

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:21 am

If ever you're stranded in Dover
On a search for a four-leaf clover

by nadeem2099 Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:31 am

If ever you're stranded in Dover
On a search for a four-leaf clover
To give to little Jimmy

by **Kenny** Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:11 am

If ever you're stranded in Dover
On a search for a four-leaf clover
To give to little Jimmy
so he can wish for some Quimey

by **Pal Joey** Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:12 pm

If ever you're stranded in Dover
On a search for a four-leaf clover
To give to little Jimmy
so he can wish for some Quimey
To give him a full going over

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:16 am

A day without rhymes is quite boring

by **Galted** Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:34 am

A day without rhymes is quite boring
I'm livening it up with some whoring

by **Kenny** Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:01 am

A day without rhymes is quite boring
I'm livening it up with some whoring
It tastes better when someone else pays

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:02 am

A day without rhymes is quite boring
I'm livening it up with some whoring
It tastes better when someone else pays
And it feels better on the green baize

by **Galted** Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:53 am

A day without rhymes is quite boring
I'm livening it up with some whoring
It tastes better when someone else pays
And it feels better on the green baize
As long as she doesn't start snoring

by **Pal Joey** Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:22 am

I had a problem leaving the brothel

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:35 am

I had a problem leaving the brothel
And my lithp made me thay words like 'fothil'

by **Galted** Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:25 pm

I had a problem leaving the brothel
And my lithp made me thay words like 'fothil'
tho I thouted 'oh thit'

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:40 pm

I had a problem leaving the brothel
And my lithp made me thay words like 'fothil'
tho I thouted 'oh thit'
'I'll thtay for a bit'

by **Galted** Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:06 pm

I had a problem leaving the brothel
And my lithp made me thay words like 'fothil'
tho I thouted 'oh thit'
'I'll thtay for a bit'
'coth your f@nny ith theriouthly colothal'

by **Kenny** Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:30 pm

by **Kenny** Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:31 pm

The miners thought they'd struck gold

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:18 pm

The miners thought they'd struck gold
As they dug through the moss and the mould

by **Kenny** Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:14 am

The miners thought they'd struck gold
As they dug through the moss and the mould
Their treasure it glinted and glistened

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:05 am

The miners thought they'd struck gold
As they dug through the moss and the mould
Their treasure it glinted and glistened
One said 'Quiet!', the others listened

by **Pal Joey** Fri Dec 14, 2012 6:35 am

The miners thought they'd struck gold
As they dug through the moss and the mould
Their treasure it glinted and glistened
One said 'Quiet!', the others listened
As a tiny holograph of Miss Moneypenny put them 'on hold'.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:09 am

We have ventured into the surreal

by **Pal Joey** Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:49 am

We have ventured into the surreal
Where the iambic pentameters appeal

by **Galted** Fri Dec 14, 2012 6:32 pm

We have ventured into the surreal
Where the iambic pentameters appeal
like w*nking on acid

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:44 pm

We have ventured into the surreal
Where the iambic pentameters appeal
like w*nking on acid
In a canoe on Lake Placid

by **Pal Joey** Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:56 pm

We have ventured into the surreal
Where the iambic pentameters appeal
like w*nking on acid
In a canoe on Lake Placid
Harpooning a young Ally McBeal

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