It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

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Chopping up the local grass is also conducive to match fixing, hence the reserve team humouring Michaels attempts to play.

What a day for the cup today, it warms my cockles to see the old crew gathering for the festive period.

I'm glad your cockles are warm rick.

Thanks, Jules, nobody wants cold cockles at Christmas.

It's a shame that after a rapid start we're moving along at a snails pace

We are doing a quiz at work but it is a picture based interactive quiz

if anyone wishes to do it, it can be found at a site called quiz-zone, and it can be found under: Quizzes, by format, excel quizzes, 100 music videos.

https://www.quiz-zone.co.uk/quizzesbyformat/excel.html

rick_dagless wrote:We are doing a quiz at work but it is a picture based interactive quiz

if anyone wishes to do it, it can be found at a site called quiz-zone, and it can be found under: Quizzes, by format, excel quizzes, 100 music videos.

https://www.quiz-zone.co.uk/quizzesbyformat/excel.html

Number 1 means nothing to me.

2 Chipotle, bean and cheese wraps, a packet of golden wonder cheese and onion and one can of relentless.

10/10 That wrap from the Co op was fantastic, the crisps excellent and the relentless complemented the food.

Tis the season to bum molly fa la la la la la la la la

Nice to see the correct usage/spelling of 'complement' on the CC. That's made this Christmas just a little bit more special.

Rowley or windows ever turn up?

No.
Jeff has decided the whole CC experience is beneath him.
Tino f*cked off and died, but if he didn't then he can f*ck off and die.

JuliusHMarx wrote:No.
Jeff has decided the whole CC experience is beneath him.
Tino f*cked off and died, but if he didn't then he can f*ck off and die.

Lol out loud

Rowley is quite the Twitter guy now.

I think Galts has his Twitter handle.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Nice to see the correct usage/spelling of 'complement' on the CC. That's made this Christmas just a little bit more special.

Thank you for the complement

ShahenshahG wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Nice to see the correct usage/spelling of 'complement' on the CC. That's made this Christmas just a little bit more special.

Thank you for the complement

Excellent work.

Have just read through the Culture Cup Xmas Special. Very good work, chaps.
And don't worry about the late Tino. He's behind us.

Twitter is for cnuts

I joined briefly for the sole purpose of calling Jaque Kallis a slap head and Kevin pietersen a Cnut

Time well spent

seanmichaels wrote:Twitter is for cnuts

It does appear to be a meeting place and breeding ground for c*nts desperate to offend or be offended. Entertaining in an off-topic/rugby board sort of way.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-42465094

Aardvark killed at zoo. A story that runs the A-Z of emotions.

Hahaha. Brilliant, you are the Jule of 606v2

ShahenshahG wrote:Hahaha. Brilliant, you are the Jule of 606v2

Very good, top marx for your pun (and the original a-z comment).

Fistive greetings!

To you too. Was trying to think of something equally punny but had noeluck.

Sicons greetings?

Merry Christmas one and all.

Morning all, and hope your Christmas was a good one.

Morning, Dagless. It was, and the same to you.
Was kept awake last night by the baby screaming until the early hours and then by the cat, first slapping my head then scratching at the door after she was banished. Such a relief to get to work so I can slumber at my desk.

Mince was fine, but had a house full all the time, so I, like you, am glad of some peace and quiet at work.

Though I am feeling a long lunch and, early home today.

Did you have mince for Christmas dinner Rick? An interesting choice but I could easily get on board with it.

Morning notcherinos. Tis the season to be jolly. F*cking snowing here again another journey stuck behind someone driving at 10 mph all the way home.

Maybe next year, supes, just seen the spelling error, but will leave it for festive bantz.

You have a good one mate?

Morning Shah, did you have a good one of whatever you lot celebrate?

No snow here, which is nice.

No snow here either.

Na was chilling boned a wife or two but then had to take down the baby gates as Hassan must have had a premonition of his future and now climbs over them to make his break for freedom. It's was quite dead to be honest. What did you get up to apart from mincing?

Christmas was fine but far from relaxing.  

18 month old basically spent the entire day trying to break the 6 year old's toys and the 6 year old spent the entire day moaning at me about the injustice of it all.  I couldn't drink as had to drive to and from my in-laws and to top it all off, my 9 year old nephew scored an injury time winner to seal a come from behind 3-2 victory over me at FIFA.  The b@stard!

Just tell him you are leading the world in the Ashes tipping comp.

By the way... how long was injury time?

Haven't ever played fifa, big fan of fight Night champion. I am pretty crap at it when we play online. But playing versus mode have a knack for the clean knockout punch. It's fantastically easy as they are usually focused entirely on the screen and don't ever see it coming.

Evening TLD how goes it?

Good thanks Shah.
Just chillin' out here watching some coloured cricket and looking at the shimmer of the lights on the pool in between overs.
Very pleasant evening indeed.

Not working today. We might head over to the bright lights of Broadway (Malverns, not New York).

I thought you were more of a Hollywood bright lights sort of person.

When I was born, my family were living in Hollywood.

Hollywood

Morning all

Morning. How are things up north? You lot bothering with jumpers yet?

Not yet mate, I noticed some of the homeless had a coat on but that was about it.

All well in the South? Everything come to a grinding halt?

All's well in the South Seas. Jumpers neatly folded away.

You guys missed a massive palindrome a few hours ago. Three 7s surrounded by two 4s.

Na. Melted before we left work. More snow due tonight. Fecking weather. On the plus side as my wife is working I get to eat from my favourite chippy more or less every day till the new year. How goes it Rick the Hick and galted the malted?

Pretty much, though it's more than likely due to the short week rather than the cold. Very few people to see me wearing my furry hat with earflaps this morning.

Morning, Shah. Morning, LD.

Galted wrote:Pretty much, though it's more than likely due to the short week rather than the cold. Very few people to see me wearing my furry hat with earflaps this morning.

My friend wore that for about two days before he got tired of us saying Greetings Comrade and other command and conquer staples. He then opted for a beanie hat so we called him condom head. Finally he opted for the standard wooly hat with that furry ball on the top and got quickly tired of us asking whether he knew that he had a pom on his head. He now suffers the same cold as the rest of us who don't wear hats out of misplaced pride.