The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 04 Sep 2018, 9:02 am

When Julius goes on vacation
And the plane lands to a seated ovation
But when customs checks under the seat
And find that he's packing heat

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Sep 2018, 9:09 am

When Julius goes on vacation
And the plane lands to a seated ovation
But when customs checks under the seat
And find that he's packing heat
He simply changes the topic of conversation

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 07 Sep 2018, 8:13 am

The internet is full of nice folk

by **Galted** Fri 07 Sep 2018, 11:17 am

The internet is full of nice folk
Selling slaves, machine guns and coke

by **Pal Joey** Fri 07 Sep 2018, 12:19 pm

The internet is full of nice folk
Selling slaves, machine guns and coke
You can even find dwarfs

by nadeem2099 Fri 07 Sep 2018, 12:34 pm

The internet is full of nice folk
Selling slaves, machine guns and coke
You can even find dwarfs
Hiding in Dusseldorf

by **Galted** Fri 07 Sep 2018, 1:39 pm

The internet is full of nice folk
Selling slaves, machine guns and coke
You can even find dwarfs
Hiding in Dusseldorf
And in Sydney, a pithy mopoke

by **Pal Joey** Sat 08 Sep 2018, 3:34 am

your memory is immaculate, Galted clap

Cold and wet in a convict town

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 17 Sep 2018, 8:26 am

Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down

by **Galted** Mon 17 Sep 2018, 9:29 am

Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down
Not as down as Galtova

by **Pal Joey** Mon 17 Sep 2018, 9:34 am

Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down
Life is still the same old grind

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 17 Sep 2018, 9:58 am

Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down
Not as down as Galtova
When I flipped her over

Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down
Life is still the same old grind
Which dulls the mind

by **Pal Joey** Mon 17 Sep 2018, 10:15 am

Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down
Not as down as Galtova
When I flipped her over
She had a vertical frown

Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down
Life is still the same old grind
Which dulls the mind
Like the colour dark brown

by **Galted** Mon 17 Sep 2018, 10:42 am

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 18 Sep 2018, 8:49 am

You can't clap and not start a rhyme.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:24 am

You can't clap and not start a rhyme.
On a bus heading to Newcastle upon Tyne

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:49 am

You can't clap and not start a rhyme.
On a bus heading to Newcastle upon Tyne
The Geordies will frown

by **Pal Joey** Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:55 am

You can't clap and not start a rhyme.
On a bus heading to Newcastle upon Tyne
The Geordies will frown
At a humourless clown

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 18 Sep 2018, 10:08 am

You can't clap and not start a rhyme.
On a bus heading to Newcastle upon Tyne
The Geordies will frown
At a humourless clown
Who lacks a decent punchline

by **Galted** Tue 18 Sep 2018, 1:34 pm

There’s no rule says I have to start

by **Pal Joey** Wed 19 Sep 2018, 9:20 am

There’s no rule says I have to start
Just because I never shop at Walmart

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Sep 2018, 9:39 am

There’s no rule says I have to start
Just because I never shop at Walmart
I buy stuff online

by **Galted** Wed 19 Sep 2018, 11:22 am

There’s no rule says I have to start
Just because I never shop at Walmart
I buy stuff online
Like puppies in brine

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Sep 2018, 11:34 am

There’s no rule says I have to start
Just because I never shop at Walmart
I buy stuff online
Like puppies in brine
And a build-your-own artificial heart

by **Galted** Wed 19 Sep 2018, 1:20 pm

Here’s your damn opening line

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Sep 2018, 2:16 pm

Here’s your damn opening line
Thanks Galted, you're so damn fine

by **Galted** Wed 19 Sep 2018, 5:24 pm

Here’s your damn opening line
Thanks Galted, you're so damn fine
It’s a sh*t one I know

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Sep 2018, 7:15 pm

Here’s your damn opening line
Thanks Galted, you're so damn fine
It’s a sh*t one I know
But as sh*t ones go

by **Galted** Wed 19 Sep 2018, 8:36 pm

Here’s your damn opening line
Thanks Galted, you're so damn fine
It’s a sh*t one I know
But as sh*t ones go
It’s like a dam full of puppies in brine

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:44 am

I will start with a simple hand clap.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:57 am

I will start with a simple hand clap
To avoid the inevitable trap

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 21 Sep 2018, 7:00 am

I will start with a simple hand clap
To avoid the inevitable trap
Of a rhyme with s*it tone

by **Pal Joey** Fri 21 Sep 2018, 7:38 am

I will start with a simple hand clap
To avoid the inevitable trap
Of a rhyme with s*it tone
and two too many homophones

by **Galted** Fri 21 Sep 2018, 8:34 am

I will start with a simple hand clap
To avoid the inevitable trap
Of a rhyme with s*it tone
and two too many homophones
Which watch when I'm having a crap

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:56 am

We all hate wasps but like bees

by **Pal Joey** Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:49 am

We all hate wasps but like bees
As long as their hives are in trees

by **Galted** Fri 21 Sep 2018, 1:25 pm

We all hate wasps but like bees
As long as their hives are in trees
I prefer ants

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Sep 2018, 2:15 pm

We all hate wasps but like bees
As long as their hives are in trees
I prefer ants
Which by happenstance

by **Pal Joey** Fri 21 Sep 2018, 2:30 pm

We all hate wasps but like bees
As long as their hives are in trees
I prefer ants
Which by happenstance
Appear to charge lower fees

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 25 Sep 2018, 12:05 pm

The last time that I saw Galtova

by **Galted** Tue 25 Sep 2018, 1:16 pm

The last time that I saw Galtova
She was somewhere between York and Dover

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 25 Sep 2018, 1:30 pm

The last time that I saw Galtova
She was somewhere between York and Dover
With a cat in a bag

by **Galted** Tue 25 Sep 2018, 2:00 pm

The last time that I saw Galtova
She was somewhere between York and Dover
With a cat in a bag
In Jule's new Jag

by **Pal Joey** Tue 25 Sep 2018, 3:20 pm

The last time that I saw Galtova
She was somewhere between York and Dover
With a cat in a bag
In Jule's new Jag
Being licked by his friendly dog, Rover

by **Galted** Thu 27 Sep 2018, 9:23 am

I should duel with PJ at dawn

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 27 Sep 2018, 9:48 am

I should duel with PJ at dawn
On a very well-manicured lawn

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 27 Sep 2018, 10:02 am

I should duel with PJ at dawn
On a very well-manicured lawn
Pacing away from each other

by **Pal Joey** Thu 27 Sep 2018, 10:32 am

I should duel with PJ at dawn
On a very well-manicured lawn
Pacing away from each other
With absolutely no cover

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 27 Sep 2018, 11:06 am

I should duel with PJ at dawn
On a very well-manicured lawn
Pacing away from each other
With absolutely no cover
While Jules and Galtova watch porn

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 22 Oct 2018, 11:00 am

Jules is rocking the stage.

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