The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by Guest Fri 23 Feb 2018, 8:15 pm

Galted was planning to sue
cos his wife let his b*llocks turn blue
So he dripped in her sis

by **Galted** Fri 23 Feb 2018, 8:49 pm

Galted was planning to sue
cos his wife let his b*llocks turn blue
So he dripped in her sis
whose c*nt's an abyss

by Guest Fri 23 Feb 2018, 8:54 pm

Galted was planning to sue
cos his wife let his b*llocks turn blue
So he dripped in her sis
whose c*nt's an abyss
That went further than Timbuktu

by **Galted** Fri 23 Feb 2018, 8:59 pm

Freek's like a modern-day Keats

by Guest Fri 23 Feb 2018, 9:15 pm

Freek's like a modern-day Keats
I w@*k words all over my sheets

by **Pal Joey** Sat 24 Feb 2018, 12:06 am

Freek's like a modern-day Keats
I w@*k words all over my sheets
Now his maid has arthritis

by Guest Mon 26 Feb 2018, 2:21 pm

Freek's like a modern-day Keats
I w@*k words all over my sheets
Now his maid has arthritis
And her life is in crisis

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Feb 2018, 2:24 pm

Freek's like a modern-day Keats
I w@*k words all over my sheets
Now his maid has arthritis
And her life is in crisis
A tale which i'll tell with phat beatz

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:38 am

We've been hit by the Beast from the East

by **Galted** Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:45 am

We've been hit by the Beast from the East
Now our hamptons are shrivelled and creased

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:50 am

We've been hit by the Beast from the East
Now our hamptons are shrivelled and creased
Balls have gone in to keep warm

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Feb 2018, 10:35 am

We've been hit by the Beast from the East
Now our hamptons are shrivelled and creased
Balls have gone in to keep warm
And Galted has form

by Scottrf Wed 28 Feb 2018, 10:35 am

We've been hit by the Beast from the East
Now our hamptons are shrivelled and creased
Balls have gone in to keep warm
Testicular concealment from the storm

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Feb 2018, 10:42 am

We've been hit by the Beast from the East
Now our hamptons are shrivelled and creased
Balls have gone in to keep warm
Testicular concealment from the storm
and ignoring Jules' post... to say the least

by Guest Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:29 pm

On deaf ears did Julius fell

by **Galted** Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:50 pm

On deaf ears did Julius fell
And he'd set me up for the last line so well

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Feb 2018, 1:32 pm

On deaf ears did Julius fell
And he'd set me up for the last line so well
Balls have gone in to keep warm
And Galted has form

by **Galted** Wed 28 Feb 2018, 1:43 pm

On deaf ears did Julius fell
And he'd set me up for the last line so well
Balls have gone in to keep warm
And Galted has form
Laugh

Now the rhyming has all gone to hell

by No name Bertie Thu 01 Mar 2018, 8:12 am

No-one posts on Six O Six anymore

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 Mar 2018, 9:14 am

No-one posts on Six O Six anymore
Most notably the family of Drew Barrymore

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 01 Mar 2018, 9:51 am

No-one posts on Six O Six anymore
Most notably the family of Drew Barrymore
I remember old Lionel

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 Mar 2018, 10:00 am

No-one posts on Six O Six anymore
Most notably the family of Drew Barrymore
I remember old Lionel
In film and on vinyl

by **Galted** Thu 01 Mar 2018, 10:27 am

No-one posts on Six O Six anymore
Most notably the family of Drew Barrymore
I remember old Lionel
In film and on vinyl
and Michael who made my hole sore

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 01 Mar 2018, 11:20 am

I went for a swim in his pool

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 Mar 2018, 12:05 pm

I went for a swim in his pool
And his concubines started to drool

by Guest Thu 01 Mar 2018, 10:42 pm

I went for a swim in his pool
And his concubines started to drool
Oh my! What a mess

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 01 Mar 2018, 11:20 pm

I went for a swim in his pool
And his concubines started to drool
Oh my! What a mess
But he wouldn't confess

by Guest Thu 01 Mar 2018, 11:28 pm

I went for a swim in his pool
And his concubines started to drool
Oh my! What a mess
But he wouldn't confess
He once farted and blew up a school

by **Pal Joey** Fri 02 Mar 2018, 7:16 am

I'm sweatin' like a pig on a spit

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 02 Mar 2018, 8:01 am

I'm sweatin' like a pig on a spit
Unlike here, where it is snowing, a bit.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 02 Mar 2018, 8:49 am

I'm sweatin' like a pig on a spit
Unlike here, where it is snowing, a bit.
As a snowflake falls into Hell

by Guest Fri 02 Mar 2018, 10:26 am

I'm sweatin' like a pig on a spit
Unlike here, where it is snowing, a bit.
As a snowflake falls into Hell
And hits Satan's bell

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 02 Mar 2018, 10:52 am

I'm sweatin' like a pig on a spit
Unlike here, where it is snowing, a bit.
As a snowflake falls into Hell
And hits Satan's bell
A hard-on's a pre-requisite

by Guest Fri 02 Mar 2018, 6:30 pm

My house is an igloo today

by **Pal Joey** Fri 02 Mar 2018, 11:21 pm

My house is an igloo today
'Cos of an electricity bill I forgot to pay

by Guest Sat 03 Mar 2018, 10:28 am

My house is an igloo today
'Cos of an electricity bill I forgot to pay
Can you lend me some gas?

by **ShahenshahG** Sat 03 Mar 2018, 10:50 am

My house is an igloo today
'Cos of an electricity bill I forgot to pay
Can you lend me some gas?
(not from your ass)

by **Galted** Sat 03 Mar 2018, 10:55 am

My house is an igloo today
'Cos of an electricity bill I forgot to pay
Can you lend me some gas?
(not from your ass)
and send it at once on a sleigh

by **Pal Joey** Thu 08 Mar 2018, 7:30 am

I've just met Kim Jong-Il's tailor

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 08 Mar 2018, 7:43 am

I've just met Kim Jong-Il's tailor
I've never seen a man that's frailer

by **Galted** Thu 08 Mar 2018, 8:01 am

I've just met Kim Jong-Il's tailor
I've never seen a man that's frailer
'who', Rick, not 'that'

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 08 Mar 2018, 8:03 am

I've just met Kim Jong-Il's tailor
I've never seen a man that's frailer
'who', Rick, not 'that'
Time for a gramer spat

by **Pal Joey** Thu 08 Mar 2018, 8:13 am

I've just met Kim Jong-Il's tailor
I've never seen a man that's frailer
'who', Rick, not 'that'
Time for a gramer spat
This lymerick is now a complete failure

by **Galted** Thu 08 Mar 2018, 9:04 am

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 08 Mar 2018, 11:03 am

Has anyone seen my lost comma?

by **Galted** Thu 08 Mar 2018, 12:01 pm

Has anyone seen my lost comma?
With my colon it's giving me trauma

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 08 Mar 2018, 12:02 pm

Has anyone seen my lost comma?
With my colon it's giving me trauma
As does a period, full stop

by **Pal Joey** Thu 08 Mar 2018, 12:32 pm

Has anyone seen my lost comma?
With my colon it's giving me trauma
As does a period, full stop
When my parentheses go "Pop"

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 08 Mar 2018, 12:44 pm

Has anyone seen my lost comma?
With my colon it's giving me trauma
As does a period, full stop
When my parentheses go "Pop"
Eat my interrobang, yo momma.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 08 Mar 2018, 12:53 pm

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