Stories from Dundee.

I don't have any.

You haven't lived.

I've eaten Dundee cake.

Inspirational stuff...

Is this the kind of thing you're looking for?

Spoiler:

superflyweight wrote:Is this the kind of thing you're looking for?

Spoiler:

Is that you and riCK?

No - that's George and Dean.

Stories from Dundee.

Would that be Mick Dundee?

He has plenty.

westisbest wrote:Stories from Dundee.

Would that be Mick Dundee?

He has plenty.

You can interpret it any way you like, Westi.

Good good.

Mick Dundee, what a character.

Loves to knock the frost off a couple of cold ones, as we all do.

He has a big weapon.

That's not a weapon.

That's a weapon.

Hugh Jackman is a weapon and Tina would definitely like to see in in a pub in Dundee wearing sunglasses swearing loudly on his phone. I'm sure the locals would be awestruck and respond in an appropriate fashion.

DAVE667 wrote:Hugh Jackman is a weapon and Tina would definitely like to see in in a pub in Dundee wearing sunglasses swearing loudly on his phone. I'm sure the locals would be awestruck and respond in an appropriate fashion.

He is a c*nt.

Alan Partridge drove to Dundee in his bare feet whilst eating toblarones

Soon forgotten landfill indie types The View are from Dundee.

Alan Partridge put a whole Dundee cake down a barge boat toilet to prove how good a flusher it was!

I thought a thread about Dundee was pretty niche. Restricting yourself to stories about Dundee that also include Alan Partridge is different level. I doff my preverbial cap to you.

Alan Partridge thought his second series was a DUNDEE....al!

Dundee is about 1320km from Reykjavik.

Dundee is mentioned in Panic by the Smiths. I don't know why.

It's also mentioned in Seymour Stein by Belle and Sebastian but in the lyrics shown in the liner notes the line "have you ever seen Dundee" is replaced with "have you ever seen the north east". I don't know why.

Rockstar games which does grand theft auto originated in Dundee.

I used to be able to see Captain Scott's ship from my flat

I once saw a girl of about 14 years old being sick after inhaling solvents at the bottom of hilltown.

rick_dagless wrote:Rockstar games which does grand theft auto originated in Dundee.

I used to be able to see Captain Scott's ship from my flat

I once saw a girl of about 14 years old being sick after inhaling solvents at the bottom of Ivegate.

Fixed that for ya!

Works either way mate...

This thread has exceeded my wildest dreams of how popular it would be.

I've particularly enjoyed the contributions from housedp.

What impact, if any, do you feel leaving the EU will have on Dundee?

I was in Dundee yesterday. Stayed for three hours and had lunch at the Birkhill Tavern. My daughter sh1t all over my hand.

superflyweight wrote: My daughter sh1t all over my hand.  

Bloody teenagers nowadays.

She gets it from her mother.

Damned scot, how many times have I told you not to go to the chemist while you're drunk, it's difficult enough to tell lubricant and laxatives apart when you're sober.