Culture Cup 2.0 Rd 2 (Music)

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 14 May 2015, 1:25 pm

First topic message reminder :

Right, at bloody last, we have arrived at question 2.

Please cast your votes here.

Remember, IT IS OPEN FOR THE WHOLE OF 606v TO VOTE

Many thanks.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 19 May 2015, 2:37 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Stable, horse....my arse can store anything

Shouldn't you be getting ready for the imminent arrival of the shia militia?

Why do you think I'm paying so much money for stockpiling missiles in your arse?

never trust a man in pyjamas.

Not even when he leaves your bed to make you breakfast?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 19 May 2015, 2:37 pm

Congratulations and commiserations on your promotion dear Julius

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 19 May 2015, 2:38 pm

No surprise that this shambles of a Culture Cup continues with such appalling understanding of what European is.

by **Galted** Tue 19 May 2015, 2:38 pm

I just did some research and my three were all born in England so I'm a superstar too.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 19 May 2015, 2:40 pm

Did they adopt the nationality of their adopted countries or no?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 19 May 2015, 2:42 pm

Yes Galted. You are a f*cking superstar as well.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 19 May 2015, 2:44 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Yes Galted. You are a f*cking superstar as well.

Ray Mears is a B-lister at best

by Guest Tue 19 May 2015, 2:47 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Yes Galted. You are a f*cking smug b*st*rd as well.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 19 May 2015, 2:53 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Yes Galted. You are a f*cking smug b*st*rd as well.

How many times do I have to tell you this, SerialDAVE? Bastard gets through the swear filter.

You bastard.

by **Galted** Tue 19 May 2015, 2:57 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Yes Galted. You are a f*cking superstar as well.

Ray Mears is a B-lister at best

F*ck you michaels, f*ck you and your hurtful comments. You better watch that mouth of yours or I'll cut you. Cut you deep with this knife I made out of bark and snot.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 19 May 2015, 3:00 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Yes Galted. You are a f*cking smug b*st*rd as well.

How many times do I have to tell you this, SerialDAVE? Bastard gets through the swear filter.

You bastard.

Smug b@stard.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 19 May 2015, 3:01 pm

Bastarding bastard.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 19 May 2015, 3:02 pm

Are we still waiting for Stella? Someone give him a shout.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7a1TxVV4Bg

by Rowley Tue 19 May 2015, 3:09 pm

I've changed my nomination, on the back of the last two rounds I have decided to embrace the insanity of the thing.

by Guest Tue 19 May 2015, 3:15 pm

Adam's asked me nicely to stop swearing as much on the forum although to be brutally honest, I fail to see the f*cking point given some of the stuff everyone else keeps coming out with...hover, as one of the nicer people on here (get stuffed) I thought I'd try my best to abide by at least one of the forum rules....didn't think I'd be able to stick to the "no bumming" rule

by Adam D Tue 19 May 2015, 3:18 pm

I didnt take into account that everyone else is just as bad!

Now what words do I have to censor again?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 19 May 2015, 3:24 pm

Adam D wrote:I didnt take into account that everyone else is just as bad!

Now what words do I have to censor again?

Frak

by **seanmichaels** Tue 19 May 2015, 3:25 pm

how can m0therfeckingt1tw@nk be shortened to just frak?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 19 May 2015, 3:25 pm

There's a no bumming rule? F*ck this, I'm off to 6gay6

by **Hero** Tue 19 May 2015, 3:28 pm

Which bits of Russia are Europe and which bits are Asia?
And what about Israel, they get in Eurovision.

by Adam D Tue 19 May 2015, 3:30 pm

Hero wrote:Which bits of Russia are Europe and which bits are Asia?
And what about Israel, they get in Eurovision.

In the spirit of fairness, I am happy for Hero to nominate a Israely writer

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 19 May 2015, 3:51 pm

In the spirit of fairness, I'm happy for everyone to laugh at a Adamy person

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 19 May 2015, 3:59 pm

Tino. You've recieved so much unwarranted abuse that even I am disgusted. Youve done a fair job so take heart (and some self defence classes)

by Adam D Tue 19 May 2015, 4:20 pm

I started writing a novel at the beginning of this round and have nearly finished. Can I nominate myself? Its longer than war and peace.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 19 May 2015, 5:25 pm

Adam D wrote:I started writing a novel at the beginning of this round and have nearly finished. Can I nominate myself? Its longer than war and peace.

So you were working then on your great unfinished novel?

by Adam D Tue 19 May 2015, 5:26 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Adam D wrote:I started writing a novel at the beginning of this round and have nearly finished. Can I nominate myself? Its longer than war and peace.

So you were working then on your great unfinished novel?

I finished it though in the time its taken to get this next round up

by Rowley Tue 19 May 2015, 5:53 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Adam D wrote:I started writing a novel at the beginning of this round and have nearly finished. Can I nominate myself? Its longer than war and peace.

So you were working then on your great unfinished novel?

Brilliant Jules, it will sail over these philistines head, but I just wanted you to know your work is not in vain.

by **superflyweight** Tue 19 May 2015, 6:08 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Adam D wrote:
superflyweight wrote:I had a big w@nk.

Ding, ding, ding.

We have a winner for the taking the culture Cup to its cultural conclusion.

Well done super, well done indeed.

Quick question about the aforementioned self pleasuring. Were you thinking of DAVE?
Well.......were you?

I was thinking of all you guys. I'm an equal opportunities w@nker.

by Trebs Tue 19 May 2015, 6:11 pm

https://youtu.be/Cey35bBWXls

by Guest Tue 19 May 2015, 6:16 pm

Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Adam D wrote:I started writing a novel at the beginning of this round and have nearly finished. Can I nominate myself? Its longer than war and peace.

So you were working then on your great unfinished novel?

Brilliant Jules, it will sail over these philistines head, but I just wanted you to know your work is not in vain.

F*CK YOU...I haven't even started my great unfinished novel yet.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 20 May 2015, 8:42 am

Voting is now closed.

by **Galted** Wed 20 May 2015, 8:48 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Voting is now closed.

Aaargh! That's really annoying, I was just 7 votes away from winning the round.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 20 May 2015, 8:57 am

I almost got a vote...

by Azzy Wed 20 May 2015, 9:03 am

My nomination of Let It Go received more votes than 18 other songs Laugh

by **seanmichaels** Wed 20 May 2015, 9:04 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Voting is now closed.

Ok Balding.

by Rowley Wed 20 May 2015, 9:05 am

I am quietly confident for my pick next round. If we pick the favourite book rather than the poncey literary pick mine will smash it.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 20 May 2015, 9:08 am

Rowley wrote:I am quietly confident for my pick next round. If we pick the favourite book rather than the poncey literary pick mine will smash it.

Viz Annual?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 20 May 2015, 9:15 am

Azzy wrote:My nomination of Let It Go received more votes than 18 other songs

All of which were better songs.

by Azzy Wed 20 May 2015, 9:19 am

Not likely. And only a handful were better performances. Tracy Chapman sounds like a man and could never hit a note like Menzel.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 20 May 2015, 10:00 am

Although I didn't put it in as a vote grabber, and it is indeed one of my favourite songs for many reasons, I have no idea how my Aretha Franklin nomination did not get a single vote...

by Rowley Wed 20 May 2015, 10:10 am

She did, she is on there twice. Try to keep up Rick.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 20 May 2015, 10:14 am

Jeff wrote:She did, she is on there twice. Try to keep up Rick.

Yes she did, but as per my previous comment Mr Rowley, this was not on my nomination, therefore my complaint stands...

by Rowley Wed 20 May 2015, 10:17 am

Fair point Rick, should have read your post properly, can see why you're 606's top legal brain with such arguments.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 20 May 2015, 10:18 am

Arethra Franklin is a poor man's Cilla.

Speaking of old singers, watched a George Best documentary. It had Lulu on it staking a claim to have been 'done' by him. That was her sole contribution / insight to the program.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 20 May 2015, 10:25 am

Jeff wrote:Fair point Rick, should have read your post properly, can see why you're 606's top legal brain with such arguments.

No problem Jeff these things happen, if they didn't I wouldn't get paid to effectively talk b0ll0cks all day.

sean wrote:Arethra Franklin is a poor man's Cilla.

Crikey sean, you do bring it on yourself sometimes...

by Azzy Wed 20 May 2015, 10:27 am

Lucky George. I still would.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 20 May 2015, 10:29 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Jeff wrote:Fair point Rick, should have read your post properly, can see why you're 606's top legal brain with such arguments.

No problem Jeff these things happen, if they didn't I wouldn't get paid to effectively talk b0ll0cks all day.

sean wrote:Arethra Franklin is a poor man's Cilla.

Crikey sean, you do bring it on yourself sometimes...

Do you effectively talk b0ll0cks or talk b0ll0cks effectively or both?

by Rowley Wed 20 May 2015, 10:30 am

seanmichaels wrote:Arethra Franklin is a poor man's Cilla.

As a Wum you're a poor man's Ralphy.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 20 May 2015, 10:38 am

Jules wrote:Do you effectively talk b0ll0cks or talk b0ll0cks effectively or both?

Both, Jules...

by **seanmichaels** Wed 20 May 2015, 10:46 am

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Arethra Franklin is a poor man's Cilla.

As a Wum you're a poor man's Ralphy.

You are a poor man's CJ

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