The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Insects, anyone?

Cooking tips?

Action netball?

I don't play action netball!!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

You guys are a hoot.

We were. There are only 4 of us left now. Sad times not only on the pitch but off as well.

They've moved away, got families, stopped playing...or dead?

JuliusHMarx wrote:They've moved away, got families, stopped playing...or dead?

Most travelled down from London and just decided to take up golf instead. 2 went to play from premier league sides. One of us left should really go and play premier league but he won't whilst my old man is still around. They get on very well in a non homo way.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

You guys are a hoot.

In a novelty tie, itching powder down the shirt kind of way.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

You guys are a hoot.

In a novelty tie, itching powder down the shirt kind of way.

Yep. Electric buzzer in the palm of the hand type.

Real 'characters' by the sound of it.

And, once again...


Just like that...




I was back...

Galted wrote:And, once again...


Just like that...




I was back...

When did you go?

2 scoops of ice-cream on a cone, strawberry and choc mint, f*cking rip-off at £3,50. To make it worse there were bits of strawberry in the strawberry scoop. Idiots, if I wanted bits of strawberry I'd buy a punnet from M&S and chop them up.

And, once again...


Just like that...




I was gone...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:And, once again...


Just like that...




I was back...

When did you go?

F*ck you, Tino.

Have to congratulate Adam on his excellent badge usage. Assuming it's him of course.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:And, once again...


Just like that...




I was back...

When did you go?

F*ck you, Tino.

I miss you, Galted.

Not like I would miss Jules if he left, but I miss you nonetheless.

Galted wrote:2 scoops of ice-cream on a cone, strawberry and choc mint, f*cking rip-off at £3,50.  To make it worse there were bits of strawberry in the strawberry scoop.  Idiots, if I wanted bits of strawberry I'd buy a punnet from M&S and chop them up.

They put real strawberry in your strawberry ice cream? Bloody outrageous that is. F*cking toffs. Thank God there wasn't any choc or mint in the choc mint, or I'd have been done there to bang some heads together.

Miss you too, Tino. I'd also miss Julius more if he left but I do miss you. You might be missing me permanently now that the 667Killer has singled me out.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

You guys are a hoot.

In a novelty tie, itching powder down the shirt kind of way.

Yep.  Electric buzzer in the palm of the hand type.

A favourite was a drop or 2 of he who dares burns sauce laced thinly on the inside of the boxer shorts. I've seen grown men cry.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:2 scoops of ice-cream on a cone, strawberry and choc mint, f*cking rip-off at £3,50.  To make it worse there were bits of strawberry in the strawberry scoop.  Idiots, if I wanted bits of strawberry I'd buy a punnet from M&S and chop them up.

They put real strawberry in your strawberry ice cream? Bloody outrageous that is. F*cking toffs. Thank God there wasn't any choc or mint in the choc mint, or I'd have been done there to bang some heads together.

Thanks for your outrage, Julius. There was some degree of choc in the choc mint which is acceptable as choc doesn't occur naturally. Bits of fruit is just laziness, bits of fruit-flavoured something would be tolerated.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

You guys are a hoot.

In a novelty tie, itching powder down the shirt kind of way.

Yep.  Electric buzzer in the palm of the hand type.

A favourite was a drop or 2 of he who dares burns sauce laced thinly on the inside of the boxer shorts. I've seen grown men cry.

You'd see grown men break someones nose if you did it to me.

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

You guys are a hoot.

In a novelty tie, itching powder down the shirt kind of way.

Yep.  Electric buzzer in the palm of the hand type.

A favourite was a drop or 2 of he who dares burns sauce laced thinly on the inside of the boxer shorts. I've seen grown men cry.

You'd see grown men break someones nose if you did it to me.

You'd see an 11 year old break someones nose if they did that to me.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

You guys are a hoot.

In a novelty tie, itching powder down the shirt kind of way.

Yep.  Electric buzzer in the palm of the hand type.

A favourite was a drop or 2 of he who dares burns sauce laced thinly on the inside of the boxer shorts. I've seen grown men cry.

Used to experience similar when I'd go for a p1ss after finishing my burrito and getting the superhot Wrap-It-Up sauce on my c0ck. Was awkward trying to wash it in the basins at work.

So you'd prefer something artificially flavoured to taste like strawberry, instead of real strawberry, to go with your artificially-flavoured-to-taste-like-strawberry ice cream?

If you moved to Yorkshire you could use your £3.50 to buy your own ice cream factory.

JuliusHMarx wrote:So you'd prefer something artificially flavoured to taste like strawberry, instead of real strawberry, to go with your artificially-flavoured-to-taste-like-strawberry ice cream?

In strawberry-flavoured ice-cream I'd prefer no real strawberry, but if I'd decided to eat strawberries or strawberries and ice-cream I'd prefer real strawberry.

JuliusHMarx wrote:
If you moved to Yorkshire you could use your £3.50 to buy your own ice cream factory.

Yes, but I'd be living in Yorkshire.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:
If you moved to Yorkshire you could use your £3.50 to buy your own ice cream factory.

Yes, but I'd be living in Yorkshire.

You could buy Yorkshire with that and ethnically cleanse it. Send them to Scotland. You'd be like a modern day captain cook.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:
If you moved to Yorkshire you could use your £3.50 to buy your own ice cream factory.

Yes, but I'd be living in Yorkshire.

For an extra £1.25 a year you could get Rowley to run it for you and then move back south.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

You guys are a hoot.

In a novelty tie, itching powder down the shirt kind of way.

Yep.  Electric buzzer in the palm of the hand type.

A favourite was a drop or 2 of he who dares burns sauce laced thinly on the inside of the boxer shorts. I've seen grown men cry.

You'd see grown men break someones nose if you did it to me.

You'd see an 11 year old break someones nose if they did that to me.

Can I borrow him? Could do with having my nose broken, and the doctor won't do it.

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:
If you moved to Yorkshire you could use your £3.50 to buy your own ice cream factory.

Yes, but I'd be living in Yorkshire.

You could buy Yorkshire with that and ethnically cleanse it. Send them to Scotland. You'd be like a modern day captain cook.

That would be a great title for a documentary, "The Ethnic Cleansing Of Yorkshire". Would cause upset on all sides before anyone knew what it was about.

Yorkshire is wonderful. We have got an IMAX cinema now.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:
If you moved to Yorkshire you could use your £3.50 to buy your own ice cream factory.

Yes, but I'd be living in Yorkshire.

For an extra £1.25 a year you could get Rowley to run it for you and then move back south.

Might be a way to get some of the v3 tail back. Would be a good name for a book and film too if Charlie and the Chocolate Factory hadn't been done.

Rowley wrote:Yorkshire is wonderful. We have got an IMAX cinema now.

An IMAX cinema and the Tour de France. Maybe my opinion on Yorkshire will have to be reviewed and, possibly, changed.

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:Yorkshire is wonderful. We have got an IMAX cinema now.

An IMAX cinema and the Tour de France.  Maybe my opinion on Yorkshire will have to be reviewed and, possibly, changed.

Someone I know also claimed he saw a hybrid car when he went to Leeds, but I suspect he was just trying to impress me. Very, very sceptical about his claim.

Rowley wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:Yorkshire is wonderful. We have got an IMAX cinema now.

An IMAX cinema and the Tour de France.  Maybe my opinion on Yorkshire will have to be reviewed and, possibly, changed.

Someone I know also claimed he saw a hybrid car when he went to Leeds, but I suspect he was just trying to impress me. Very, very sceptical about his claim.

Donkey's and carts were introduced to leeds when i was at Uni there?

Jeff wrote:Yorkshire is wonderful. We have got an IMAX cinema now.

I am sure that Yorkshire had the worlds first IMAX cinema... (amy be wrong though)

rick_dagless wrote:

Jeff wrote:Yorkshire is wonderful. We have got an IMAX cinema now.

I am sure that Yorkshire had the worlds first IMAX cinema... (amy be wrong though)

Who's Amy?

rick_dagless wrote:

Jeff wrote:Yorkshire is wonderful. We have got an IMAX cinema now.

I am sure that Yorkshire had the worlds first IMAX cinema... (amy be wrong though)

world's

rick_dagless wrote:

Jeff wrote:Yorkshire is wonderful. We have got an IMAX cinema now.

I am sure that Yorkshire had the worlds first IMAX cinema... (amy be wrong though)

Was it at the National Television and Bradford Museum, or whatever it is called?

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

You guys are a hoot.

In a novelty tie, itching powder down the shirt kind of way.

Yep.  Electric buzzer in the palm of the hand type.

A favourite was a drop or 2 of he who dares burns sauce laced thinly on the inside of the boxer shorts. I've seen grown men cry.

You'd see grown men break someones nose if you did it to me.

You'd see an 11 year old break someones nose if they did that to me.

Can I borrow him? Could do with having my nose broken, and the doctor won't do it.

You can have him.

Last time I used him, it was to scare some bloke off who I'd just cut up in my Kia Picanto.

Union wrote:Was it at the National Television and Bradford Museum, or whatever it is called?

Indeedy Union.

Bog off sean...

Kia Picanto, lol.

Nothing wrong with a KIA

Union, you're not 21 are you?

Stone, yes.

I see Lb's got to number one in the most prolific poster chart. F*cking Aussies.

Truss is 6th, not bad for someone who gets about 50% of his posts removed.

Spoiler:

You've got to love the Scots.

Mad Jock wrote: My mate didn’t want to take any chances so he hit it with a hammer.

 

Unconvincing Scotsman wrote:“It was about two to three inches long and had a massive sting about the length of a needle."

Well was it two inches long, or three? A needle, how long is a needle? Is that a knitting needle? Cleopatra's Needle? A nonsense story.

Union Cane wrote:

Unconvincing Scotsman wrote:“It was about two to three inches long and had a massive sting about the length of a needle."

Well was it two inches long, or three? A needle, how long is a needle? Is that a knitting needle? Cleopatra's Needle? A nonsense story.

As I said, you've got to love the Scots.

If Meryl Streep married Will Ferrell she'd be Meryl Ferrell.

Or Beryl Reid.

Beryl Ferrell.

Cheryl Baker?

Cheryl Ferrell.

Grimsby Town legend Terrell Forbes?

Terrell Ferrell.

That would have to be a gay wedding though, which may be frowned upon in some circles.