The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved
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You say tomato, I say Tamara Ecclestone (who michaels has almost certainly probably had a slice of)
You say tomato, I say Tamara Ecclestone (who michaels has almost certainly probably had a slice of)
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I like Will Ferrel. Old School is brilliant.
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Large chicken burrito from Wrap-It-Up
Taste 4/5 – wonderful, I haven't been this pleased with my senses since I discovered w@nking. The only, slight, criticism is that the very hot sauce was a bit gluey and so it was impossible to distribute evenly as I joyously munched my way through the burrito.
Health 4/5 – contained a form of bean as well as aubergine so must be fairly healthy. The very hot sauce would surely have killed off any germs.
Price 4/5 – not cheap at £6.45 but my loyalty card now has all the required stamps and the next one will be free. On top of that the friendly east European who prepared mine gave me a fully stamped loyalty card for a coffee (NEW!) which I shall certainly try next week (I also have a fully stamped Café Nero card so spending money on coffee won't be an encumbrance for me over the coming days). The rigorous pricing policy of Wrap-It-Up does help to keep the riff-raff out.
Onion factor 5/5 – no onion, thanks in total to my artfulness – as I request aubergines instead of salsa
Total: 4/5
The staff are aware of my preference so no conversation is necessary, merely a mutual nodding of heads. The charming and very little Italian girl popped in for a minute and I was pleased to note that the huge spot has now completely cleared up and I can again fantasize about licking and jizzing on her face while my burrito is being prepared. The supply of very hot sauce was quite limited today so I'm quite ecstatic that I got there early.
What michaels's missus would have said, "Je ne mange pas ça! Je suis certain qu'au moins un des employés n'est pas blanc."
What kingraf's phone would have said, "ya yaa what yabba turquoise uterus tinters 77 I always"
Edit – my upper lip is quite chapped and is now burning excruciatingly due to the very hot sauce. I tried using lip balm but that's only made it worse.
Taste 4/5 – wonderful, I haven't been this pleased with my senses since I discovered w@nking. The only, slight, criticism is that the very hot sauce was a bit gluey and so it was impossible to distribute evenly as I joyously munched my way through the burrito.
Health 4/5 – contained a form of bean as well as aubergine so must be fairly healthy. The very hot sauce would surely have killed off any germs.
Price 4/5 – not cheap at £6.45 but my loyalty card now has all the required stamps and the next one will be free. On top of that the friendly east European who prepared mine gave me a fully stamped loyalty card for a coffee (NEW!) which I shall certainly try next week (I also have a fully stamped Café Nero card so spending money on coffee won't be an encumbrance for me over the coming days). The rigorous pricing policy of Wrap-It-Up does help to keep the riff-raff out.
Onion factor 5/5 – no onion, thanks in total to my artfulness – as I request aubergines instead of salsa
Total: 4/5
The staff are aware of my preference so no conversation is necessary, merely a mutual nodding of heads. The charming and very little Italian girl popped in for a minute and I was pleased to note that the huge spot has now completely cleared up and I can again fantasize about licking and jizzing on her face while my burrito is being prepared. The supply of very hot sauce was quite limited today so I'm quite ecstatic that I got there early.
What michaels's missus would have said, "Je ne mange pas ça! Je suis certain qu'au moins un des employés n'est pas blanc."
What kingraf's phone would have said, "ya yaa what yabba turquoise uterus tinters 77 I always"
Edit – my upper lip is quite chapped and is now burning excruciatingly due to the very hot sauce. I tried using lip balm but that's only made it worse.
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seanmichaels wrote:Lovely review.
Thanks, michaels, your charming review of my review has made me forgive your Will Ferrell viewpoint.
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Galted wrote:encumbrance
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As is Stepbrothers, Wedding Crashers
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted wrote:encumbrance
I only used the word to impress Tino. Never in my wildest dreams could I have guessed that you'd like it - this is one of the very best days of my life.
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The best day of my life was when I caught a fish whilst drinking 24 bottles of VB
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seanmichaels wrote:The best day of my life was when I caught a fish whilst drinking 24 bottles of VB
My previous best was probably the one when I saw someone from the bank get run over by a motorcyclist while I was having a fag. Happened a few feet in front of me and I burst out laughing almost immediately. The person who got hit looked like a right tw*t so there was no need to feel guilty.
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Cheers, kingraf. I was going to do a bit of self-harming this afternoon but that won't be necessary now.
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Galted wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted wrote:encumbrance
I only used the word to impress Tino. Never in my wildest dreams could I have guessed that you'd like it - this is one of the very best days of my life.
Julius actually said one of my posts was funny yesterday. I haven't stopped shaking yet. I feel like I'm in a dream.
He normally trawls around insulting me but just a for second he let his guard down and I saw the kindly, benevolent Julius.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted wrote:encumbrance
I only used the word to impress Tino. Never in my wildest dreams could I have guessed that you'd like it - this is one of the very best days of my life.
Julius actually said one of my posts was funny yesterday. I haven't stopped shaking yet. I feel like I'm in a dream.
He normally trawls around insulting me but just a for second he let his guard down and I saw the kindly, benevolent Julius.
He's probably chuffed at shooting a couple of ramblers before breakfast yesterday.
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Julius reserves his anger at me for splitting the the thread with a post about tomatoes
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We're all angry at you for that, kingraf.
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Galted wrote:We're all angry at you for that, kingraf.
Yes, the OP for this one is far better.
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kingraf wrote:Julius reserves his anger at me for splitting the the thread with a post about tomatoes
Julius has the ability to delete posts. He can pretty much dictate where a thread splits, because despite my constant threats to the contrary I am too lazy to do likewise.
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Galted wrote:We're all angry at you for that, kingraf.
More disappointed than angry.
The post in question being "You say tomato, I say tamatie"
I'm going to pretend that it was an attempt at speech to text, and what kr actually said was "Will Ferrell is a c*nt", but his phone messed it up.
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Rowley wrote:kingraf wrote:Julius reserves his anger at me for splitting the the thread with a post about tomatoes
Julius has the ability to delete posts. He can pretty much dictate where a thread splits, because despite my constant threats to the contrary I am too lazy to do likewise.
I can't delete posts in this section.
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I have a fancy badge but can't do f*ck all with it.
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Really? What about editing them? If not may change Raf's OP to something far more childish and insulting about you.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted wrote:We're all angry at you for that, kingraf.
More disappointed than angry.
The post in question being "You say tomato, I say tamatie"
I'm going to pretend that it was an attempt at speech to text, and what kr actually said was "Will Ferrell is a c*nt", but his phone messed it up.
I'm going to pretend that too, it's a much better way of starting off a thread.
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Rowley wrote:Really? What about editing them? If not may change Raf's OP to something far more childish and insulting about you.
No I can't edit them either. You may change kr's OP to insult me, if you consider that a wise thing to do.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Rowley wrote:Really? What about editing them? If not may change Raf's OP to something far more childish and insulting about you.
No I can't edit them either. You may change kr's OP to insult me, if you consider that a wise thing to do.
Now I am conflicted, still want to do it as I am very childish, but don't want to incur your wrath, however should I not do I will look like a bit of a chicken. Very difficult this one.
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Which board were/are you admin for Jules?
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Rowley wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Rowley wrote:Really? What about editing them? If not may change Raf's OP to something far more childish and insulting about you.
No I can't edit them either. You may change kr's OP to insult me, if you consider that a wise thing to do.
Now I am conflicted, still want to do it as I am very childish, but don't want to incur your wrath, however should I not do I will look like a bit of a chicken. Very difficult this one.
The pressure is all on you now Jeff. All of it. I await your decision with cold interest.
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rick_dagless wrote:Which board were/are you admin for Jules?
Tennis.
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We already think you're a coward Jeff so don't let that particular conflict hold you back.
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It would have been far easier if he had said nothing Tina. My shocking memory or inherent laziness would have all but ensured I would not have done it, if that didn’t happen my limited IT skills would have guaranteed I’d have made an arse of it. However should any of these things happen now people are going to believe Julius has scared me off. I am almost obliged to do it now, however that will mean Julius will spend pretty much his remaining days on here going out of his way to make me look foolish. When one considers he is wittier, brighter and sharper than me I struggle to imagine that will end well for me.
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Rowley wrote: When one considers he is wittier, brighter and sharper than me I struggle to imagine that will end well for me.
Are you still going on about Winchester? He was banned ages ago.
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Beef Madras with rice - Working in Bradford has its perks, and it was excellent...
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I shouldn't worry too much. I am also wittier, brighter and sharper than you but I still consider you a friend.
It may also deflect his p*ss taking from me to you which is an added bonus.
It may also deflect his p*ss taking from me to you which is an added bonus.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:rick_dagless wrote:Which board were/are you admin for Jules?
Tennis.
That's a tough gig - no wonder you spend so much time on the Culture Cup.
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4 white rolls
squeezy jar of black pepper mayo
10 Slices Bavarian smoked cheese
5 slices Bavarian smoked Ham
result - 2 ham and chees rolls that were quite impressive indeed, particularly as I can replicate this meal tomorrow at a combined cost of less than £4
squeezy jar of black pepper mayo
10 Slices Bavarian smoked cheese
5 slices Bavarian smoked Ham
result - 2 ham and chees rolls that were quite impressive indeed, particularly as I can replicate this meal tomorrow at a combined cost of less than £4
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I shouldn't worry too much. I am also wittier, brighter and sharper than you but soft as Shiite.
It may also deflects everyone's p*ss taking from you to me which is an added bonus.
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- Has has a point though.:
- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2617597/Scotland-nation-DRUNKS-says-Alex-Salmond-accused-unforgivable-slur-against-country.html
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That's a very rare instance of Salmond being spot on about something. Problem is, he wants to try to address it by preventing sale of cheap alcohol.
Know your constituency, Alex. Know your constituency.
Know your constituency, Alex. Know your constituency.
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Let's turn this thread into a fierce political debate so that Jeff has no choice but to lock it.
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Galted wrote:Let's turn this thread into a fierce political debate so that Jeff has no choice but to lock it.
Did you know Barry McGuigan was British?
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Galted wrote:Let's turn this thread into a fierce political debate so that Jeff has no choice but to lock it.
I'm not too worried Galted, political debate could be considered cultural, if history has taught us anything round here it is that nothing kills the culture cup quicker than a mention of anything cultural.
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We just need to entice Strongy over here and all hell will break loose:
Eddie Hearn is a lovely man and has boxing's best interests at heart. Discuss.
Eddie Hearn is a lovely man and has boxing's best interests at heart. Discuss.
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Sesame seeded bap, containing (in no particular order) two slices of Bavarian smoked ham, sliced cucumber, ripped iceberg lettuce, four sizeable chunks of medium English Cheddar cheese, and a dollop of Branston pickle – Much better than yesterday’s “seasoned” nonsense, a proper satisfying man sandwich.
A bottle of chocolate coconut water – Weird. Just weird.
Some left over Mini-Eggs – Tasty, but received a couple of the injuries I alluded to in a previous post about Smarties.
A bottle of chocolate coconut water – Weird. Just weird.
Some left over Mini-Eggs – Tasty, but received a couple of the injuries I alluded to in a previous post about Smarties.
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Super wrote:We just need to entice Strongy over here and all hell will break loose:
Eddie Hearn is a lovely man and has boxing's best interests at heart. Discuss
Also the Klitchko's are great for boxing
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Union Cane wrote:a proper satisfying man sandwich.
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You're not supposed to chew Mini-eggs (or Smarties)
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seanmichaels wrote:Union Cane wrote:a proper satisfying man sandwich.
That made me l*l out loud.
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I also sprayed a bit of snot when I read it.
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Galted wrote:I also sprayed a bit of snot when I read it.
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It was proper satisfying man snot.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:You're not supposed to chew Mini-eggs (or Smarties)
Perhaps if you are a snake, but I am a person.
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