The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved
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The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved
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You say tomato, I say Tamara Ecclestone (who michaels has almost certainly probably had a slice of)
You say tomato, I say Tamara Ecclestone (who michaels has almost certainly probably had a slice of)
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I'm not far off breaking into the all-time top 100. A few more pointless posts like this and I'll be in there.
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Union Cane wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:You're not supposed to chew Mini-eggs (or Smarties)
Perhaps if you are a snake, but I am a person.
That blows my malfunctioning ZX Spectrum theory out of the water.
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super wrote:That blows my malfunctioning ZX Spectrum theory out of the water.
not really, if the ZX has generated AI it will be unaware of its false sentience
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Galted wrote:seanmichaels wrote:The best day of my life was when I caught a fish whilst drinking 24 bottles of VB
My previous best was probably the one when I saw someone from the bank get run over by a motorcyclist while I was having a fag. Happened a few feet in front of me and I burst out laughing almost immediately. The person who got hit looked like a right tw*t so there was no need to feel guilty.
In Amsterdam a old cyclist in a suit and flat cap brushed passed a friend. The old chap was unbalanced and went down in slow motion over a distance of about 20 yards taking out a few pedestrians on the way. It was probably due to a mixture of lager and Amsterdam's finest but I don't think I have ever LOL'd as much in my life. Obviously tinged with guilt in hindsight but it was a true slapstick moment.
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seanmichaels wrote:Galted wrote:seanmichaels wrote:The best day of my life was when I caught a fish whilst drinking 24 bottles of VB
My previous best was probably the one when I saw someone from the bank get run over by a motorcyclist while I was having a fag. Happened a few feet in front of me and I burst out laughing almost immediately. The person who got hit looked like a right tw*t so there was no need to feel guilty.
In Amsterdam a old cyclist in a suit and flat cap brushed passed a friend. The old chap was unbalanced and went down in slow motion over a distance of about 20 yards taking out a few pedestrians on the way. It was probably due to a mixture of lager and Amsterdam's finest but I don't think I have ever LOL'd as much in my life. Obviously tinged with guilt in hindsight but it was a true slapstick moment.
Saw a motorcyclist go down in similar fashion when he clipped my mate's car doing an overtaking manouevre. Luckily he wasn't too badly injured as we were both laughing when we reached him.
Was cycling home from school with my mates when I was about 13 when we heard a bellow from behind us. Was the fat kid from the class who rode one of those sturdy black delivery-type bicycles, he was tearing along at a rate of knots shouting for us to get the f*ck out of the way. No-one moved and he had to duck under a road sign to get past but his backpack got caught on the sign and he got dumped on his arse. Was made even funnier by the fact that his bike kept on going on its own for ages.
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seanmichaels wrote:Galted wrote:seanmichaels wrote:The best day of my life was when I caught a fish whilst drinking 24 bottles of VB
My previous best was probably the one when I saw someone from the bank get run over by a motorcyclist while I was having a fag. Happened a few feet in front of me and I burst out laughing almost immediately. The person who got hit looked like a right tw*t so there was no need to feel guilty.
In Amsterdam a old cyclist in a suit and flat cap brushed passed a friend. The old chap was unbalanced and went down in slow motion over a distance of about 20 yards taking out a few pedestrians on the way. It was probably due to a mixture of lager and Amsterdam's finest but I don't think I have ever LOL'd as much in my life. Obviously tinged with guilt in hindsight but it was a true slapstick moment.
Was in Dublin with my mates during the inclement summer of of 2002. We were walking through the Temple Bar area when a young lady (probably early 20's and as Finchy would put it, Ferrari chassis and legs up to her @rse) up ahead of us spotted some friends and ran across the road to speak to them. Unfortunately she was wearing a pair heels which were not suitable for running across a cobbled street and she caught a heel before starting a slow, but increasingly frantic descent into one of the biggest and deepest puddles I've ever seen. The fact that she was wearing a white dress and also that she reacted by sobbing her heart out, made it the funniest piece of slapstick I've ever seen.
I was still laughing when our Ryanair flight hit the runway in Edinburgh 2 days later.
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superflyweight wrote:
I was still laughing when our Ryanair flight hit the runway in Edinburgh 2 days later.
Did you book their Manchester flight?
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Rowley wrote:superflyweight wrote:
I was still laughing when our Ryanair flight hit the runway in Edinburgh 2 days later.
Did you book their Manchester flight?
Well I thought that it was funny.
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Cheers Galted. Tina probably did but he would never admit it, just because I said it.
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I thought it was alright.
Would you ban me if I talked about illegal internet streams? You wouldn't would you?
Would you ban me if I talked about illegal internet streams? You wouldn't would you?
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Rubbish OP.
Jeff needs to edit it pronto.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Rubbish OP.
Jeff needs to edit it pronto.
He won't. He is a big girls blouse.
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I would if I could but I can't.
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I could if I would but I shan't.
This is like Dr Seuss.
This is like Dr Seuss.
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Dr Seuss has a moose on a noose.
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Holy moly, here comes Rowley!
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I can edit it to: "You say tomato, I say tommohawk" if you like?
I have ever increasing powers you know...
I have ever increasing powers you know...
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Union Cane, there's no gain to his pain.
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That fat tw@t shat that flat splat.
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His favourite flooring is lino, he's a bit of a wino, it's Mind the windows Tino.!
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Rubbish OP.
Jeff needs to edit it pronto.
Happy now?
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I thought it was alright.
Would you ban me if I talked about illegal internet streams? You wouldn't would you?
I'd really prefer you not to, in the interests of consistency I would probably have to, but since I quite like you would prefer not to. However as you are not a functioning moron, I am fairly confident you have understood our stance on the issue without the need for it explaining in increasingly more irritated and exasperated tones by me.
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he often
quotes rap
his opening post was crap
kingraf!
kingraf!
quotes rap
his opening post was crap
kingraf!
kingraf!
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He quite
likes me
He sometimes smells of wee
Rowley!
Rowley!
likes me
He sometimes smells of wee
Rowley!
Rowley!
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He's turned
the corner
He w*nked off David Warner
Linebreaker!
Linebreaker!
the corner
He w*nked off David Warner
Linebreaker!
Linebreaker!
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He fizzles
He sparks
He reprimands baby squirrels in parks
JuliusHMarx!
JuliusHMarx!
He sparks
He reprimands baby squirrels in parks
JuliusHMarx!
JuliusHMarx!
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Linebreaker wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Rubbish OP.
Jeff needs to edit it pronto.
Happy now?
I said 'Jeff'
Are you deaf?
Send him off ref.
Linebreaker
Linebreaker.
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He flops
He flips
His missus has new hips
Michaels!
Michaels!
He flips
His missus has new hips
Michaels!
Michaels!
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he's hostile
he's tubby
bugs give him a chubby
Tino!
Tino!
he's tubby
bugs give him a chubby
Tino!
Tino!
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He minces
with q*eers
He dresses like Ray Mears
Galted!
Galted!
with q*eers
He dresses like Ray Mears
Galted!
Galted!
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He know long words
He says "encumbrance"
But he's ashamed of his circumference
Galted!
Galted!
He says "encumbrance"
But he's ashamed of his circumference
Galted!
Galted!
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He's never
had sex
Because he wears Hi-Tecs
Galted!
Galted!
had sex
Because he wears Hi-Tecs
Galted!
Galted!
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Just realised where I first came across this style of prose...
He's French
He's sh*t
He's never on the pitch
Cantona!
Cantona!
It was when he was serving his kung fu kick ban in 1995.
I believe it is known as a dactylic pentameter, although I may be mistaken.
He's French
He's sh*t
He's never on the pitch
Cantona!
Cantona!
It was when he was serving his kung fu kick ban in 1995.
I believe it is known as a dactylic pentameter, although I may be mistaken.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:He minces
with q*eers
He dresses like Ray Mears
Galted!
Galted!
F*ck you, Tino.
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he kills
a thread
he's always off his head
michaels!
michaels!
a thread
he's always off his head
michaels!
michaels!
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he drools
and foams
when he visits old age homes
Tino!
Tino!
and foams
when he visits old age homes
Tino!
Tino!
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JuliusHMarx wrote:GloriousEmpire wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:NooshaFox wrote:Rubbish OP.
cardiffstu needs to edit it pronto.
Happy now?
I said 'Jeff'
Are you deaf?
Send him off ref.
HERSH
HERSH.
That was
The last straw
Said a young Martin Shaw
After You......
No, After You!
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His girlfriends
from the Eastern Bloc
She's had a lot of c*ck
Galted!
Galted!
from the Eastern Bloc
She's had a lot of c*ck
Galted!
Galted!
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:His girlfriends
from the Eastern Bloc
She's had a lot of c*ck
Galted!
Galted!
you're right!
you swine!
but the c*ck has all been mine
Galted!
Galted!
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She took it
Like a flounder
The 225 pounder
Hero!
Hero!
Like a flounder
The 225 pounder
Hero!
Hero!
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Galted wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:His girlfriends
from the Eastern Bloc
She's had a lot of c*ck
Galted!
Galted!
you're right!
you swine!
but the c*ck has all been mine
Galted!
Galted!
She told me
with a drawl
That your c*ck is very small
Galted!
Galted!
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Galted's rage
He stokes
With cruel willy jokes
Tino!
Tino!
He stokes
With cruel willy jokes
Tino!
Tino!
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he's dapper
he's canny
he'd love to shag your granny
Tino!
Tino!
he's canny
he'd love to shag your granny
Tino!
Tino!
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He loves
his mum
He takes it up the bum
Galted!
Galted!
his mum
He takes it up the bum
Galted!
Galted!
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He p1sses
Me off
Through his complete lack of use of the apostrophe in practically every post he writes.
Tino!
Tino!
Me off
Through his complete lack of use of the apostrophe in practically every post he writes.
Tino!
Tino!
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Who gives
a f*ck
Julius, you suck
Apostrophe!
Apostrophe!
a f*ck
Julius, you suck
Apostrophe!
Apostrophe!
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He has ideas
Above his station
He brings great shame upon the nation
Mind!
The!
Windows!
Tino!
Above his station
He brings great shame upon the nation
Mind!
The!
Windows!
Tino!
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He goes cottaging
in parks
He's JuliusHMarx
Julius!
Julius!
in parks
He's JuliusHMarx
Julius!
Julius!
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