The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:16 am

First topic message reminder :

And I am beating Galted.

Life is good.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 01 May 2014, 9:30 am

seanmichaels wrote:Had a poo on the groundfloor when I got to work and now need another one. Bloody Thai food.

Why don't you use a toilet?

by **Galted** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:31 am

Tino's Mum wrote:I really wish little Tino would stop fiddling with himself.

by **Galted** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:32 am

Tino's Mum wrote:I really wish little Tino would stop fiddling with himself.

Tino's Dad wrote:I really wish little Tino would stop fiddling with me.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 01 May 2014, 9:33 am

Galted wrote:
Tino's Mum wrote:I really wish little Tino would stop fiddling with himself.

Would have been funnier if you had thought of quoting people's mothers first.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:34 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Well done LB. It's good to see you re-taking control of your life. I hope you can also kick your crack habit.

I always walk around with some exposed crack. Especially in summer. It's going to be hard to untie the knot but I'll give it a good unpicking later on. Smile

How about you? Apart from on here... are you a heavy user of social networking media such as Faceblock and Twetter?

by kingraf Thu 01 May 2014, 9:34 am

It's thread split day!! Time to get something constructive as the game changer

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 01 May 2014, 9:34 am

Galted's missus wrote: I must stop fiddling with Tino

by **Galted** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:35 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Tino's Mum wrote:I really wish little Tino would stop fiddling with himself.

Would have been funnier if you had thought of quoting people's mothers first.

True, but the fact that it involve you and fiddling more than makes up for that.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 01 May 2014, 9:36 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Tino's Mum wrote:I really wish little Tino would stop fiddling with himself.

Would have been funnier if you had thought of quoting people's mothers first.

True, but the fact that it involve you and fiddling more than makes up for that.

*involves

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:36 am

Pubes

by **Galted** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:38 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Tino's Mum wrote:I really wish little Tino would stop fiddling with himself.

Would have been funnier if you had thought of quoting people's mothers first.

True, but the fact that it ~~involve~~ involves you and fiddling more than makes up for that.

*involves

Lol.

by kingraf Thu 01 May 2014, 9:40 am

Bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

by **Galted** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:42 am

Bujumbura is the capital city of Burundi.

by **Galted** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:43 am

Valletta is the capital city of Malta.

by **Galted** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:44 am

The moon landings really happened.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:44 am

Gamymede is the largest moon in the Solar system

by kingraf Thu 01 May 2014, 9:45 am

Superman's kryptonite is, kryptonite.

by kingraf Thu 01 May 2014, 9:45 am

Superman's kryptonite is, kryptonite.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:46 am

The word gullible is not in the dictionary

by kingraf Thu 01 May 2014, 9:47 am

Americans will never embrace soccer.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:47 am

feedback is the shortest word containing ABCDEF

by **seanmichaels** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:48 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Had a poo on the groundfloor when I got to work and now need another one. Bloody Thai food.

Why don't you use a toilet?

You have used that before.

Turd Part Deux has been accomplished. Quite a fiery affair.

by kingraf Thu 01 May 2014, 9:49 am

If you rearrange the letters in "Gauteng", it says "get a gun"

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:49 am

I used 3 litres of Zero ~ battery assisted ~ today.

I've taken the before shots of the jungle. Let's hope that stuff works like Agent Orange did on those forests in Cambodia.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:49 am

sean wrote:Quite a fiery affair.

Behind like the Japanese Flag?

by **Galted** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:49 am

Jack Whitehall is a c*nt.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:49 am

And I am beating Galted.

Life is good.

by **Galted** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:52 am

The Queen Alexandra's Birdwing (Ornithoptera alexandrae) is the largest species of butterfly. The wingspan of the female is larger than that of a Cessna 152 light aircraft.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:52 am

Lou Gramm stutters off stage.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:53 am

Lady GaGa used to be a woman

by kingraf Thu 01 May 2014, 9:53 am

I've always wondered about how Jesus' date of birth is 2-4 B.C... It makes no sense

by **seanmichaels** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:53 am

There is a girl sat opposite me. Hails from Stoke-on-Trent and says Luke instead of Look. Fairly common though not slutty. Work obsessed. Speaks with her mouthful (not my hampton) and is slightly pear shaped. Just off ginge.

Muff definition:

I expect it is kept trimmed although we're probably talking grade 4-6. Certainly not a US Marine standard issue. I have no doubts that the muff, although trimmed and neat, will have large surface area coverage. Almost from hip to hip and down to the inner thighs.

by **Galted** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:54 am

Police don't record a fifth of crime.

by kingraf Thu 01 May 2014, 9:55 am

There was no MH370... it was a bluff by the Malaysian government to get all countries to reveal their satellite technologies.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:56 am

Elvis is dead.

by **Galted** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:56 am

seanmichaels wrote:There is a girl sat opposite me. Hails from Stoke-on-Trent and says Luke instead of Look. Fairly common though not slutty. Work obsessed. Speaks with her mouthful (not my hampton) and is slightly pear shaped. Just off ginge.

Muff definition:

I expect it is kept trimmed although we're probably talking grade 4-6. Certainly not a US Marine standard issue. I have no doubts that the muff, although trimmed and neat, will have large surface area coverage. Almost from hip to hip and down to the inner thighs.

I expect that it is shaved at irregular intervals so that it is often red and itchy and not pleasing to the eye.

by **Galted** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:57 am

Will Ferrell is a c*nt.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:57 am

kingraf wrote:I've always wondered about how Jesus' date of birth is 2-4 B.C... It makes no sense

Mary was very busy with clients during the spring of 5 B.C. Someone will need to find her little orange tablet to pinpoint the exact date.

by **Galted** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:57 am

Will Ferrell is a c*nt.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 01 May 2014, 9:58 am

A hoglet is a baby hedgehog

Pubes

by Rowley Thu 01 May 2014, 9:58 am

seanmichaels wrote:There is a girl sat opposite me. Hails from Stoke-on-Trent and says Luke instead of Look. Fairly common though not slutty. Work obsessed. Speaks with her mouthful (not my hampton) and is slightly pear shaped. Just off ginge.

I work with a bloke from Stoke, he does the same. He also does not know the difference between nothing and anything. As in he says "I have not done nothing" rather than "I have not done anything" Was he not an ex army bloke with barely suppressed anger issues I would have pointed this out to him, as it is I have to sit here dying just a little bit every time he does it.

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