The Culture Cup round 6

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It's just as funny on the second read.

 

My teeth are fine. Hair is getting a bit too long admittedly. I did however groom the beard and I must say it looks rather fetching in a Ben Fogle arctic exploration kind of style.

seanmichaels wrote:I like bland. I had to utilise the hidden hood at lunch. Unfortunately I can never put the bloody things back in properly.

Why is the hood hidden? Is it even more embarrassing that the rest of it?

You know you're in trouble when Julius thinks an item of clothing is embarrassing.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I like bland. I had to utilise the hidden hood at lunch. Unfortunately I can never put the bloody things back in properly.

Why is the hood hidden? Is it even more embarrassing that the rest of it?

Why are airbags hidden?

seanmichaels wrote: 

My teeth are fine. Hair is getting a bit too long admittedly. I did however groom the beard and I must say it looks rather fetching in a Ben Fogle arctic exploration kind of style.

I imagined you more ina Rolf Harris way

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You know you're in trouble when Julius thinks an item of clothing is embarrassing.

Can't go wrong with a tweed jacket and plus twos.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You know you're in trouble when Julius thinks an item of clothing is embarrassing.

On the Saturday before Xmas I went to the pub with a few mates. Walked past Robert Dyas and saw the Green shirt and Green jersey combo. I was tempted to ask them if I could take a photo so I could show you visually where you are going wrong.

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I like bland. I had to utilise the hidden hood at lunch. Unfortunately I can never put the bloody things back in properly.

Why is the hood hidden? Is it even more embarrassing that the rest of it?

Why are airbags hidden?

Does your hood protect you if you bang your head?

Don't listen to them michaels, there aren't many of our type who can dress both stylishly and sensibly.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I like bland. I had to utilise the hidden hood at lunch. Unfortunately I can never put the bloody things back in properly.

Why is the hood hidden? Is it even more embarrassing that the rest of it?

Why are airbags hidden?

Does your hood protect you if you bang your head?

Yes, you should get one in time for your next juvenile shoeing.

Galted wrote:Don't listen to them michaels, there aren't many of our type who can dress both stylishly and sensibly.

I'm thinking Ray Mears and David Bellamy.

Galted wrote:Don't listen to them michaels, there aren't many of our type who can dress both stylishly and sensibly.

Let us know if you ever come across one.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I like bland. I had to utilise the hidden hood at lunch. Unfortunately I can never put the bloody things back in properly.

Why is the hood hidden? Is it even more embarrassing that the rest of it?

Why are airbags hidden?

Does your hood protect you if you bang your head?

Yes, you should get one in time for your next juvenile shoeing.

I'd rather take the beating than look like a c*nt.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Don't listen to them michaels, there aren't many of our type who can dress both stylishly and sensibly.

Let us know if you ever come across one.

That's disgusting.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I like bland. I had to utilise the hidden hood at lunch. Unfortunately I can never put the bloody things back in properly.

Why is the hood hidden? Is it even more embarrassing that the rest of it?

Why are airbags hidden?

Does your hood protect you if you bang your head?

Yes, you should get one in time for your next juvenile shoeing.

I'd rather take the beating than look like a c*nt.

You manage to do both.

 

JuliusHMarx wrote:Let us know if you ever come across one.

not literally though, I do not need that image...

Unexceptional on here today.

Appalling.

Did you have a nice weekend?

I did, thanks. Had to give the kitten back which was quite traumatic for me. Was soon obvious that it wasn't very traumatic for her which made me feel much better. Had a Lucozade yesterday which was very nice.

Did you have a good weekend?

Galted wrote:I did, thanks.  Had to give the kitten back which was quite traumatic for me.  Was soon obvious that it wasn't very traumatic for her which made me feel much better.  Had a Lucozade yesterday which was very nice.

Had a lucozade this morning. The original flavour.

Anybody watch darts on BBC? Hilarious stuff.

I'm sure she enjoyed her little holiday with you.

Weekend was alright. Drove to junior rugby with one of the kids only to get there and find it was cancelled. That annoyed me. Should have checked the website. The fact I didn't annoyed me as well. Bought some smoothies yesterday but forgot to bring one in this morning. That annoyed me.

Orange Lucozade is what I use to get through any hangovers.

I had an orange one, they're my favourite though I wouldn't judge people who prefer the original too harshly.

Didn't watch the darts, I do enjoy it but the amount of fat women shown in the crowds displeases me.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm sure she enjoyed her little holiday with you.

Weekend was alright.  Drove to junior rugby with one of the kids only to get there and find it was cancelled.  That annoyed me.  Should have checked the website.  The fact I didn't annoyed me as well.  Bought some smoothies yesterday but forgot to bring one in this morning.  That annoyed me.

Orange Lucozade is what I use to get through any hangovers.

Don't blame yourself, your kid could've checked the website itself.

Orange Lucozade, coffee and Innocent smoothies are all fine ways of surviving hangovers.

Galted wrote:
Didn't watch the darts, I do enjoy it but the amount of fat women shown in the crowds displeases me.

10/20 min walk for me. Usually go but it (nearly) always ends in disaster so giving it a miss. Reeks of benefits in there but a good place to snag a slag.

On the rare occasion I suffer from hangovers the best way to get right is to get back on it asap. If that is not possible, ready salted crisps, a coke, shower and ertha help.

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:
Didn't watch the darts, I do enjoy it but the amount of fat women shown in the crowds displeases me.

10/20 min walk for me. Usually go but it (nearly) always ends in disaster so giving it a miss. Reeks of benefits in there but a good place to snag a slag.

That was quite brutally poetic. I'm going to add it to the list of phrases I use that I pretend I came up with.

Don't Galted. Am by no means Cassanova but would guess on the back of your insistence on wearing Gore Tex in every social occasion you are behind the eight ball with the ladies to start with. Am not sure adding the phrase snag a slag to your repertoire is going to help you any.

Does Rotherham get flooded Jeff?

No mate, is raining a bit but no flooding.

Rowley wrote:Don't Galted. Am by no means Cassanova but would guess on the back of your insistence on wearing Gore Tex in every social occasion you are behind the eight ball with the ladies to start with. Am not sure adding the phrase snag a slag to your repertoire is going to help you any.

Cheers for the advice Rowley, though my luck has changed drastically since I started wearing the Jack Wolfskin to more formal occasions. Have changed the laces on my Hi-Tecs from the orginal brown ones to a pair of dapper grey with black dashes which is helping as well.

I will reserve the phrase for those very rare occasions when I'm in the company of gentlemen only and the conversation regarding local sporting teams has run dry.

Waitrose Ham and Emmenthal baguette. Very good if a little dear at £3.25.

Decided to treat myself to a 3-piece variety meal but the Wrap-It-Up is between work & the KFC so you can probably imagine what happened.

Mrs Superfly made me a chicken and rocket salad and threw in a special k bar as a "treat". I clearly overindulged and she's worried how I might look in my speedos when we gatecrash Tina's swanky new holiday home.

Bread, margarine, ham, cheese.
Crisps
Cake

JuliusHMarx wrote:Bread, margarine, ham, cheese.
Crisps
Cake

Marry me.

Galted wrote:Decided to treat myself to a 3-piece variety meal but the Wrap-It-Up is between work & the KFC so you can probably imagine what happened.

Your Hi-Techs started to squeek?

superflyweight wrote:Mrs Superfly made me a chicken and rocket salad and threw in a special k bar as a "treat".  I clearly overindulged and she's worried how I might look in my speedos when we gatecrash Tina's swanky new holiday home.  

You don't have to gatecrash, you're always welcome.

It can get pretty hot there though. I am worried your pasty Scottish skin won't last long.

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:Decided to treat myself to a 3-piece variety meal but the Wrap-It-Up is between work & the KFC so you can probably imagine what happened.

Your Hi-Techs started to squeek?

Probably but I was too hungry to notice. Almost broke into a run as I approached the Wrap-It-Up.

Have you ever been to Tamada by the way? Georgian restaurant off Abbey Road. Went there for my birthday and found no reason to complain.

I had chicken sweetcorn noodle soop, along with a tandoori, peppers and onion wrap for £3.95

And if you have squeaky shoes, I am a doctor - I can help.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Mrs Superfly made me a chicken and rocket salad and threw in a special k bar as a "treat".  I clearly overindulged and she's worried how I might look in my speedos when we gatecrash Tina's swanky new holiday home.  

You don't have to gatecrash, you're always welcome.  

It can get pretty hot there though.  I am worried your pasty Scottish skin won't last long.

It's ok, I like to get the all over burn over and done with on the first day or so. After that, it's a simple matter of topping up the burn and spending the evenings peeling chunks of flesh.

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