The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Oct 2013, 12:40 pm

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by **Kenny** Thu 10 Oct 2013, 1:10 am

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:04 pm

I've just finished burning my hi-tecs

by **Galted** Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:13 pm

I've just finished burning my hi-tecs
by focusing light through my eye-specs

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:14 pm

I've just finished burning my hi-tecs
by focusing light through my eye-specs
They really aren't cool

by **Galted** Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:16 pm

I've just finished burning my hi-tecs
by focusing light through my eye-specs
They really aren't cool
but they're robust, you fool

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:23 pm

I've just finished burning my hi-tecs
by focusing light through my eye-specs
They really aren't cool
but they're robust, you fool
They're certainly better than pyrex

by **Galted** Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:26 pm

"Pyrex" was once called "Duran"

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:35 pm

"Pyrex" was once called "Duran"
As in "Roberto" or even "Duran"?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:37 pm

"Pyrex" was once called "Duran"
As in "Roberto" or even "Duran"?
I hope it was Simon

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:45 pm

"Pyrex" was once called "Duran"
As in "Roberto" or even "Duran"?
I hope it was Simon
As in "Simple" or "LeBon"?

by **Kenny** Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:45 pm

"Pyrex" was once called "Duran"
As in "Roberto" or even "Duran"?
I hope it was Simon
And not Andy the Pie Man

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:46 pm

"Pyrex" was once called "Duran"
As in "Roberto" or even "Duran"?
I hope it was Simon
And not Andy the Pie Man
Or the bird with big jugs called Suranne?

by **Union Cane** Thu 10 Oct 2013, 3:17 pm

Why would her jugs be called that?

by **Galted** Thu 10 Oct 2013, 3:21 pm

Why would her jugs be called that?
I thought it was the name of her tw@t

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 10 Oct 2013, 3:29 pm

Why would her jugs be called that?
I thought it was the name of her tw@t
Her Elbow's called Muse

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 10 Oct 2013, 3:39 pm

Why would her jugs be called that?
I thought it was the name of her tw@t
Her Elbow's called Muse
T!ts or arse? I can't choose

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 10 Oct 2013, 4:22 pm

Why would her jugs be called that?
I thought it was the name of her tw@t
Her Elbow's called Muse
T!ts or arse? I can't choose
You'd need a biology Baccalaureate

by **Union Cane** Thu 10 Oct 2013, 4:31 pm

T!ts, boobs, jugs, knockers and norks

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 10 Oct 2013, 4:35 pm

T!ts, boobs, jugs, knockers and norks
I love the way Union talks

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 10 Oct 2013, 4:50 pm

T!ts, boobs, jugs, knockers and norks
I love the way Union talks
Eloquent and refined

by **Galted** Thu 10 Oct 2013, 5:27 pm

T!ts, boobs, jugs, knockers and norks
I love the way Union talks
Eloquent and refined
as Prescott's behind

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:42 pm

T!ts, boobs, jugs, knockers and norks
I love the way Union talks
Eloquent and refined
as Prescott's behind
When he sees nipples his eyes pop out on storks

by **Galted** Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:25 pm

not bad although "stalks" was spelt wrong

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:30 pm

not bad although "stalks" was spelt wrong
Knew I shouldn't have got out my bong

by **Kenny** Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:44 pm

not bad although "stalks" was spelt wrong
Knew I shouldn't have got out my bong
To many tokes have left me so high

by **Galted** Fri 11 Oct 2013, 7:08 am

not bad although "stalks" was spelt wrong
Knew I shouldn't have got out my bong
To many tokes have left me so high
"Too"! Jesus Christ on a bike!

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013, 8:02 am

not bad although "stalks" was spelt wrong
Knew I shouldn't have got out my bong
To many tokes have left me so high
"Too"! Jesus Christ on a bike!
That doesn't rhyme, Galted, you mong.

by **Galted** Fri 11 Oct 2013, 8:08 am

by **Kenny** Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:11 am

With her boobs swinging low by her knees

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:12 am

With her boobs swinging low by her knees
She rummaged in a bowl full of keys

by **Kenny** Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:17 am

With her boobs swinging low by her knees
She rummaged in a bowl full of keys
Finding a Audi she was in for a shock

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:19 am

With her boobs swinging low by her knees
She rummaged in a bowl full of keys
Finding a Audi she was in for a shock
Cos the owner had a huge c*ck

by **Kenny** Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:22 am

With her boobs swinging low by her knees
She rummaged in a bowl full of keys
Finding a Audi she was in for a shock
Cos the owner had a huge c*ck
But balls that were smaller then peas

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:40 am

I was rooting around in a bin

by **Kenny** Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:42 am

I was rooting around in a bin
When i found a half full bottle of gin

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:44 am

I was rooting around in a bin
When i found a half full bottle of gin
I downed it through a straw

by **Kenny** Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:46 am

I was rooting around in a bin
When i found a half full bottle of gin
I downed it through a straw
Then fell out the car door

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:47 am

I was rooting around in a bin
When i found a half full bottle of gin
I downed it through a straw
Then fell out the car door
And scraped off my entire foreskin

by **Kenny** Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:48 am

The blood dripped down into my boot

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:01 pm

The blood dripped down into my boot
Where I'd stashed my St Patricks Day flute

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:37 pm

The blood dripped down into my boot
Where I'd stashed my St Patricks Day flute
Did you borrow it from Jethro Tull?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 11 Oct 2013, 1:06 pm

The blood dripped down into my boot
Where I'd stashed my St Patricks Day flute
Did you borrow it from Jethro Tull?
No, James Galway, stop talking bull

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013, 1:20 pm

The blood dripped down into my boot
Where I'd stashed my St Patricks Day flute
Did you borrow it from Jethro Tull?
No, James Galway, stop talking bull
Sorry, that really doesn't compute

by Shot 21 LCFC Fri 11 Oct 2013, 1:37 pm

I shouldnt read that while eating bananas

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 11 Oct 2013, 2:26 pm

I shouldnt read that while eating bananas
Or else there might be no "Hasta Manana"s

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013, 2:39 pm

I shouldnt read that while eating bananas
Or else there might be no "Hasta Manana"s
This is a tough one to rhyme

by **Galted** Fri 11 Oct 2013, 2:41 pm

I shouldnt read that while eating bananas
Or else there might be no "Hasta Manana"s
This is a tough one to rhyme
though my line's sublime

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013, 2:44 pm

I shouldnt read that while eating bananas
Or else there might be no "Hasta Manana"s
This is a tough one to rhyme
though my line's sublime
I once shagged Hannah Montana

by **Galted** Fri 11 Oct 2013, 2:49 pm

so why can't you accept me & Weisz?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013, 2:51 pm

so why can't you accept me & Weisz?
Because you don't really look all that nice

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